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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Elephanthead posted:

I am putting down porn star when I travel.

There are easier ways to get hosed by TSA agents

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

what indeed :q:

i fukken told u read my post again!!!!!!! TRUMP

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Elephanthead posted:

I am putting down porn star when I travel.

that's a sheriff star

HoboTech
Feb 13, 2005

Reading this with the voice in your skull.
You know when you think about it this is all George Washington's fault.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

HoboTech posted:

You know when you think about it this is all George Washington's fault.

alexander hanilton coearly deserves some blame

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Al! posted:

whadda ya want from me, lady, im only one man

(replaces hard hat and cigar, resumes jackhammering at a pile of rubble labeled "bad posts")

Eat the booty like groceries

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Thump! posted:

There are easier ways to get hosed by TSA agents
during the bush years, someone got a cavity search because they had brought takeout with them and i'm not sure what kind of actual logic went on there

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

lol somebody aint seen any recent photographs of steve bannan

the heat death of the universe starts and ends with Steve

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Tonetta posted:

Eat the booty like groceries

no! pls dont cook it in the oven :ohdear:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Tonetta posted:

Eat the booty like groceries

wtf is booty

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

during the bush years, someone got a cavity search because they had brought takeout with them and i'm not sure what kind of actual logic went on there

they didnt bring enough for all the TSA agents, so they were looking for leftovers

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

alexander hanilton coearly deserves some blame

Bret, pls

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

wtf is booty

geeg

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Thatim posted:

Bret, pls
lol tim i aint blaming him cuz he is a descendant of euros im blaming him because hes more topical than george washington lol

the future is great nobody gives a gently caress about that wollen haired wooden toothed bozo

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Anime Schoolgirl posted:

during the bush years, someone got a cavity search because they had brought takeout with them and i'm not sure what kind of actual logic went on there

The opposite of take out is put in

think emoj

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Bert Roberge posted:

Let me just say that civilized life kinda breaks down if you don't have a flushing toilet. Thank you sewer inspectors.

I'm sure baloogan would say you're welcome..........wherever he is

*sewer duck signal illuminates the heavens*

I, uh, gotta go

*races off*

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





ooooh

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

hi grack

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
Not the Suck Zone.

Not the Suck Zone.

DnD's the Suck Zone.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

a vote for buttigieg is a vote for buttigieg

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

no! pls dont cook it in the oven :ohdear:

You gotta eat it raw

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Elephanthead posted:

I am putting down porn star when I travel.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

does today end in y u fukken sewerloon? off i am! churrz

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Tonetta posted:

You gotta eat it raw

its o kto peel the wrapper they put it in at the store tho right

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

its o kto peel the wrapper they put it in at the store tho right

just not the factory wrapper, right?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mrbradlymrmartin posted:

a vote for buttigieg is a vote for buttigieg

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
buttigoblin

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Founding fathers were rich fuckers who set up an unsustainable system that was set up to benefit rich fuckers through time

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Tonetta posted:

You gotta eat it raw

i judge this booty 2 be................ excellent!!!!!!!!👌👌👍👍👍👯👯👍👍👍

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

buttigoblin

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
if buttigieg did not exist we would have to invent him

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

buttigoblin

i see what youre ingratiating

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Balls / Buttigeig 2020

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


the american republic was fail aids right from the start

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

rudatron posted:

what would pure MAGA look like? What does it taste like?

like a well-done steak drenched in ketchup, served with a tall glass sippy cup of piss

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Comrade Cheggorsky posted:

the american republic was fail aids right from the start
we should have let the jesuits throw the puritans offshore

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

buttigoblin

:wth:
:yosbutt:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
give me the tweet btich

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
Today's going to be pretty lovely isn't it

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

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