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Hedrigall posted:Awwww Zootopia won best animated film so clearly it's a sign of quality. I thought Moana and Kubo were better
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Labes for days posted:Also who gives a poo poo if people genuinely enjoy the fantasy romance aspect of the games? It would also be extremely creepy if posters described in detail how much they enjoyed hurting aliens and mercenaries and how much they are looking forward to discovering new kinds of bad guys to maim and kill.
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Feb 27, 2017 16:13
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Why is violence preferable to romance? I'm glad Bioware lets us have both.
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IcePhoenix posted:Zootopia won best animated film so clearly it's a sign of quality. Haha you know what isn't quality animation? Anything we've seen from Mass Effect Andromeda, am I right guys? *chomps cigar and waggles eyebrows comically*
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Feb 27, 2017 16:14
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Boy I sure am tired of all these Mass Effects. What's the deal with all these masses? What are they affecting?
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Feb 27, 2017 16:15
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Feb 27, 2017 16:19
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Lt. Danger posted:It would also be extremely creepy if posters described in detail how much they enjoyed hurting aliens and mercenaries and how much they are looking forward to discovering new kinds of bad guys to maim and kill. That was like, half the thread around ME2. People got really into the interrupts where you set dudes on fire, or where you stabbed that one merc engineer with the electric cattle prod etc.
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Zzulu posted:butts, mostly Overwatch proved that the real way to people's hearts and wallets is butts.
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Feb 27, 2017 16:21
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Trast posted:Overwatch proved that the real way to people's hearts and wallets is butts. Bioware must have called an emergency meeting when Overwatch dropped to emulate the purestrain waifuism Blizzard injected straight into the veins of lonely nerds.
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Trast posted:Overwatch proved that the real way to people's hearts and wallets is butts. get your finger out of my rear end wallet
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Lt. Danger posted:It would also be extremely creepy if posters described in detail how much they enjoyed hurting aliens and mercenaries and how much they are looking forward to discovering new kinds of bad guys to maim and kill. as an honorable mass effect player above the mere fleshy pleasures of sex and combat, I buy this series only for the space flight, armor dress up, and planet scanning
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Feb 27, 2017 16:27
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Zore posted:That was like, half the thread around ME2. I hope the Kett have destructable nutz.
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Feb 27, 2017 16:29
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IcePhoenix posted:Zootopia won best animated film so clearly it's a sign of quality. Moana was pretty for sure but I feel like the story/message wasn't as good as Zootopia's, haven't had a chance to see Kubo but it looks stunning.
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Feb 27, 2017 16:31
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Cythereal posted:So what's the Sisko option aside from [Punch]? [Chew]
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Feb 27, 2017 16:33
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Zore posted:That was like, half the thread around ME2. You're right, and all the "ironic" batarian space-racism was a little weird there too.
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Feb 27, 2017 16:33
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i'm obsessed with bioth violence and romance
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Feb 27, 2017 16:46
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Playing pretty pricess dress-up in Inquisition was nice. Even though the crafting system invalidated any cool loot you could find, there were a lot of good looking armors you could create. I hope Andromeda has a lot more looks than the relatively limited selection of ME3.
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Feb 27, 2017 16:48
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Seriously though this game is going to be stink awful and you all should be ashamed for even letting its contemplation into your brain meats.
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Feb 27, 2017 16:53
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Arglebargle III posted:Seriously though this game is going to be stink awful and you all should be ashamed for even letting its contemplation into your brain meats. Can you put that in percentage terms
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Feb 27, 2017 16:55
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I don't think there's anything wrong with enjoying video game romance. I personally have enjoyed that aspect of bioware video games many times in the past, and likely will in the future as well.
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Feb 27, 2017 17:08
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Lt. Danger posted:It would also be extremely creepy if posters described in detail how much they enjoyed hurting aliens and mercenaries and how much they are looking forward to discovering new kinds of bad guys to maim and kill. To be fair, it's also disturbing that we're looking forward to killing hundreds of sentient beings and feeling nothing for their deaths except pride at how efficiently and creatively we do it. Am I the only one who is just anxiously awaiting the chance to dress up my little space Ken doll and decorate his dream space apartment and car?
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Feb 27, 2017 17:32
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Yes, it's just you. I'm here for the genocide.
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the good fax machine posted:Yes, it's just you. I'm here for the genocide. yeah im here to gently caress poo poo up
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Feb 27, 2017 17:43
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imo the crux of the issue is it's marginally more difficult to argue that people are hot gluing their keyboards to videogame violence than they are to depictions of videogame sex
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Feb 27, 2017 17:43
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You guys are wrong. I want it all. I'm here to play space Barbie Mary Sue and I'm gonna vanguard into someone's face and dump my laser shotgun into them but not before I choose a borderline rapey renegade sex option with an alien or mentally ill human named Jack. Then I talk to my head scientist that's like lol yeah I know we sort of genocided lizardfrogmen and then I'll chose the Paragon option of making him feel better for doing so. Then I'll say The Reapers.
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Feb 27, 2017 17:48
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Boru posted:Yeah one dude who was giving me pointers stopped by as the Turian Ghost and proceeded to kill EVERYTHING on the map before I could even get to it. Dat Hurricane, man. Dude the Turian ghost was an amazing class!!!! I liked using the cerebus harrier with him and going cloak all the time just for the damage buff with assault rifles.
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Feb 27, 2017 17:49
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I've always liked Bioware romances for the stuff that happens after the godawful sex scene - the other party members teasing you, the heartfelt goodbyes, the sense of an actual connection between your video game people. Likewise when people praise the romance in the Witcher 3 I'm pretty sure it's for the fact that Geralt and Yennefer behave like actual human beings in a relationship rather than for the fact that the sex cutscenes are marginally better animated. So having the devs fall over themselves to tell us how sexy these Fully Nude mannequin humping scenes are gonna be doesn't fill me with confidence about their priorities
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Feb 27, 2017 17:49
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http://www.polygon.com/2017/2/27/14749828/mass-effect-andromeda-nudity-rating-space-porn
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goddammit. Douple post...Oh, err. I meant, haha yeah totally wanna gently caress a alien. I know they're joking about poo poo, but them focusing on the porn and Dragon Age Inq size of environments is cumbersome. Drifter fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Feb 27, 2017 |
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Feb 27, 2017 17:51
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Lol if you're not sticking your dick in everything with a hole while in space and discovering new life forms, I'm all about that space strange.
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ijyt posted:Moana was pretty for sure but I feel like the story/message wasn't as good as Zootopia's, haven't had a chance to see Kubo but it looks stunning. Kubo was gorgeous and felt like it had a really good saturday morning cartoon level of writing which kinda petered out near the end. It was enjoyable, but the only memorable thing was how great it looked. And aside from maybe two songs, I really couldn't get on board with Moana.. god it felt so by the books.I'm glad it didn't win (anything). I will say the Grandma was pretty good.
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Gato posted:I've always liked Bioware romances for the stuff that happens after the godawful sex scene - the other party members teasing you, the heartfelt goodbyes, the sense of an actual connection between your video game people. Likewise when people praise the romance in the Witcher 3 I'm pretty sure it's for the fact that Geralt and Yennefer behave like actual human beings in a relationship rather than for the fact that the sex cutscenes are marginally better animated. i dunno man in this day in age i've seen otherwise normal people and even people who don't play videogames going crazy go nuts over the relationships in bioware rpgs to the exclusion of just about everything else, kind of how there's an entire community of overwatch fan artists who've never even installed the game (or even know that there is one?). i think bioware prioritizing hot alien jimmy rustling in their mass effect is just them following the money. Cowcaster fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Feb 27, 2017 |
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katkillad2 posted:Lol if you're not sticking your dick in everything with a hole while in space and discovering new life forms, I'm all about that space strange. Manifest destiny
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"I wonder what information I can read bout for ME:A" *wanders into games* 
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CharlestonJew posted:yeah im here to gently caress poo poo up Please clarify, intentions unclear.
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Cowcaster posted:i think bioware prioritizing hot alien jimmy rustling in their mass effect is just them following the money. If hot alien jimmy rustling allows them to make a really great multiplayer game I'm willing to live with it. That is to say as long as it lives over there, in the corner, away from anything expensive or made of fabric. Just stay in your room you freaks. 
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Lt. Danger posted:It would also be extremely creepy if posters described in detail how much they enjoyed hurting aliens and mercenaries and how much they are looking forward to discovering new kinds of bad guys to maim and kill. 90% of the Tyranny thread is made up of dudes who are disappointed they were tricked into not being fascists I recall child killing being a big point in favor of FO1/2's "verisimilitude" appeal too. Basic Chunnel fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Feb 27, 2017 |
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Cowcaster posted:i dunno man in this day in age i've seen otherwise normal people and even people who don't play videogames going crazy go nuts over the relationships in bioware rpgs to the exclusion of just about everything else, kind of how there's an entire community of overwatch fan artists who've never even installed the game (or even know that there is one?). i think bioware prioritizing hot alien jimmy rustling in their mass effect is just them following the money. That's the thing though, I've always assumed most of that obsession is down to the character writing rather than the poorly animated jimmy rustling itself. Maybe I'm just being naive.
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Basic Chunnel posted:90% of the Tyranny thread is made up of dudes who are disappointed they were tricked into not being fascists If the game tells me I'm gonna be playing as Hitler, I bloody well better get to play as Hitler. 
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Trast posted:If hot alien jimmy rustling allows them to make a really great multiplayer game I'm willing to live with it. Instead of fighting waves of enemies, multiplayer in this game is just 4-way group sex dibs on volus
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Cowcaster posted:i dunno man in this day in age i've seen otherwise normal people and even people who don't play videogames going crazy go nuts over the relationships in bioware rpgs to the exclusion of just about everything else, kind of how there's an entire community of overwatch fan artists who've never even installed the game (or even know that there is one?). i think bioware prioritizing hot alien jimmy rustling in their mass effect is just them following the money. I mean, yeah obviously. No one's confused at WHY they're doing it. But at the same time I don't really blame anyone for finding the lovely romances in Bioware games to be kind of distasteful both for the actual content of the romances and the level of emphasis they get. I still think Andromeda is going to be a good game but listening to their devs talk still makes me think how glad I am they aren't the only people making RPGs out there because god drat their writers do not have their priorities straight as a rule.
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