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Careful Drums posted:Can you imagine what its like to have the whole world laughing at you upon finding out you voted for an illiterate orange clown to lead your nation.
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Careful Drums posted:Can you imagine what its like to have the whole world laughing at you upon finding out you eat steak well-done with ketchup. It's no wonder he thought Trump Steaks were the world's greatest steaks
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Feb 27, 2017 20:55
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https://twitter.com/billie_r_martin/status/836250395982843904
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Feb 27, 2017 21:01
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easy D the kinda dude that puts ketchup on his steak
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Feb 27, 2017 21:02
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Who says Germans don't have a sense of humor?
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Feb 27, 2017 21:02
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ketchup from a gold jar is the trumpest condiment
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Feb 27, 2017 21:04
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yeah they did a bunch they'er all great   
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Feb 27, 2017 21:05
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You know trump is the type to stick his knife in the ketchup jar. Even at a restaurant.
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Feb 27, 2017 21:06
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"Would you like some A1, Heinz 57, or any of the other myriad of sauces specifically designed to add flavor to a cooked-to-briqutte piece of meat?" "NO! Donnie-Don want ketchup!" *Bangs silverware on table, bounces in gold-leafed baroque-inspired high chair*
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I wonder what the White House chef thinks about his new boss?
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Feb 27, 2017 21:10
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I mean yeah I guess we're all embarassed.
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VendaGoat posted:I wonder what the White House chef think about his new boss? Didn't he fire all the staff and bring his own in?
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Cthulu Carl posted:"Would you like some A1, Heinz 57, or any of the other myriad of sauces specifically designed to add flavor to a cooked-to-briqutte piece of meat?" A1 is almost the same as ketchup, only 2x the salt and 1/2 the sugar. And most BBQ sauces have even more sugar than ketchup! Neither belongs on a nice steak.  Though, tbh if you have cooked the steak to burning, then all the flavor is gone anyhow and it's going to taste like leather unless you dump a bunch of sugar and salt on it.
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Feb 27, 2017 21:28
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Lacey posted:Sounds like something the right made up to keep the rage-fires stoked, to me. Moridin920 posted:It wasn't a slogan it was just something to make fun of them because the DNC was so obviously biased towards Hillary. Careful Drums posted:This is literally the first time I've read the phrase "It's her turn" in reference to Hillary's campaign. I don't think they were using that as a slogan. Yeah I was wrong about that being an actual slogan. I honestly thought it was though, as in "Now that Obama's broken the glass ceiling for Blacks wouldn't it be nice to take this opportunity to vote the first woman into office and Hillary is like super competent, so.." but shortened to "It's her turn!" Makes me look stupid, but I don't care lol!
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Feb 27, 2017 21:28
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what is heinz 57?
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Feb 27, 2017 21:33
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Jose posted:what is heinz 57? ketchup with a different label.
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Feb 27, 2017 21:41
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5 and 7 are both lucky numbers! Thats why they are printed on the bottle
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Feb 27, 2017 21:43
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the president of the United States, Donald Trump, spends his weekend evenings eating trash meat burnt to crisp dipped in ketchup from a golden fork
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He must always wear those giant red ties so the ketchup stains don't show
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hamtaro posted:the president of the United States, Donald Trump, spends his weekend evenings eating trash meat burnt to crisp dipped in ketchup from a golden fork Is it even possible to parody this administration? It's peak absurd lol as is.
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haljordan posted:He must always wear those giant red ties so the ketchup stains don't show they actually unfold into a bib that's also why they're so long, he doesn't want any gaps in coverage in the belly region
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Feb 27, 2017 22:19
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remember when Donald spent over a week trying to lie about the size of his inauguration's crowd?
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Tumble posted:remember when Donald spent over a week trying to lie about the size of his inauguration's crowd? *month
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Tumble posted:remember when Donald spent over a week trying to lie about the size of his
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Feb 27, 2017 22:22
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Remember when Donald trump spent 8 years pissing off every one of America's allies and let Putin annex Alaska? In 2024, I will remember it fondly. In 2024, I will also be happy of the continued lols when he still brings up his 2017 inauguration crowd
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lol there was concrete, objective evidence and he still went on TV and was like "see this? from this angle you can see how the crowds were the largest ever". And the best part ahahah, was that he actually had the pictures FRAMED so that he could lie about them.
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I Was The Fury posted:Remember when Donald trump spent 8 years pissing off every one of America's allies and let Putin annex Alaska? right now the us and russia are only like 25 miles apart but if we just hand over useless alaska then that means russia will be like 1000 miles away! genius
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Tumble posted:lol there was concrete, objective evidence and he still went on TV and was like "see this? from this angle you can see how the crowds were the largest ever". And the best part ahahah, was that he actually had the pictures FRAMED so that he could lie about them. it's funny bc he's not just lying to get his goals done like when the Bush administration lied about Iraq, it's just that apparently he is literally incapable of taking criticism no matter how minor or irrelevant and demands the people around him feed his narcissistic fantasies which is prolly why a bunch of psychologists/psychiatrists are going "hey we're not supposed to do this but that dude seems mentally ill" lmao
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proof of concept posted:right now the us and russia are only like 25 miles apart but if we just hand over useless alaska then that means russia will be like 1000 miles away! genius Man, good riddance loving Alaska. Everyone I've met from there has proven to be a real garbagio person
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Feb 27, 2017 22:30
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Everyone living there gets a government handout! Give it to Russia then invade it for oil!
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Moridin920 posted:Is it even possible to parody this administration? It's peak absurd lol as is. a generation is defined by its challenges. trump is ours.
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Feb 27, 2017 22:38
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trump liking his steak insanely well done came out during the campaign and i couldn't believe it didn't sink him. of all the things he did i figured that would bring bipartisan hatred.
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The face Melania sees every time he's splayed out naked on top of her like a pile of dirty laundry
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haljordan posted:The face Melania sees every time he's splayed out naked on top of her like a pile of dirty laundry lmao missionary like trump does any work during sex
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lmao if you think the donald's dick still works
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