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Field Mousepad posted:Send this to 10 other centipedes? Do I wanna know what that means? It was talked about briefly in the politoons thread, and iirc there was a nature show with a bit about centipedes and I think someone took the narration from it and overlaid it onto a video of trump, a bit later a trump fan or a few fans commissioned (or maybe just asked?) Zyklon Ben to draw Cheeto Benito as a centipede.
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Is there a non-sweet banana
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goose willis posted:Is there a non-sweet banana Plantains, I think.
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I'm impressed at their skill in arranging two eggs and a banana to not look like a dick.
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This is silly enough that it could be satire (especially the over the top emotional blackmail at the end), but it's also extremely likely that people are sharing it with total sincerity
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 liek if kely clerksn meak u cri evrytiem
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bean_shadow posted:
Isn't Kelly Clarkson a bit too big time to compete in Idol?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Isn't Kelly Clarkson a bit too big time to compete in Idol? I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
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So why doesn't banana bread and other similar baked goods kill?
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PhazonLink posted:So why doesn't banana bread and other similar baked goods kill? I am not going to explain food SCIENCE too you again.
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PhazonLink posted:So why doesn't banana bread and other similar baked goods kill? The gluten has a moderating effect. Gluten free banana bread will definitely kill you.
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Maybe if someone drops it on your head.
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PhazonLink posted:So why doesn't banana bread and other similar baked goods kill? Because the eggs are denatured by the heat, obvs.
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PhazonLink posted:So why doesn't banana bread and other similar baked goods kill? It does. THE MEDIA isn't reporting on the 1'000,s OF BANANA BREAD DEATHS because they're in the pockets of BIG BANANA OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE
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The Saddest Rhino posted:~ ~ 😢SADDEST😭 🍲COPYPASTAS🍜 ~ ~ 3/5 no cummies reference come on do better
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Bill Dungsroman posted:do better 
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Lesbian Erasure and HuffPo Was looking for an article HuffPo Queer Voices had posted a few days ago. I never actually look the page, the articles just pop up in my feed sometimes from other people, so seeing it laid out like that was kind of stunning. The articles for the past couple days are as follows, Something about a podcast with a photo featuring gay men, article about what women are wearing to the Oscars, trans article, trans article, political article, trans article, trans article, trans article, an article about how we need more queer black girl celebrities(the URL says "black lesbian couples", but the word "lesbian" isn't in the article or headline), trans post, trans post, trans post, trans post, article about hate crimes, trans article, trans article, trans article, trans article, trans article, something about Slovenia legalizing same-sex marriage, trans article, trans article, trans article..... I can't go on anymore, you get the picture. And that's just in TWO DAYS. I believe the trans community is directly harmful to the gay and lesbian community and its because of poo poo like this. Lesbians have been completely scrubbed from an LGBTQ page. Gay men even barely get a mention. Its just become all trans, all the time and I'm sick of it. Also, super pissed about the article about what women are wearing to the Oscars. Its a man talking about what he thinks women should be wearing to the Oscars. Like we should should just drink up what he says like good little girls and be pretty. Let's see how pretty my steel toes are when they're up your rear end. Ugggg.
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Gwaint posted:oh no they're reflecting off each other my body is ready
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I am drowning There is no land You are coming down with me Hand in unlovable hand And I hope you post I hope we both post.
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Field Mousepad posted:Send this to 10 other centipedes? Do I wanna know what that means? Would sending it to one millipede have the same result?
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DoctorWhat posted:I am drowning I hope it stays dark forever I hope the post isn't over
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bean_shadow posted:
At least it's not jeremy.
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Jippa posted:At least it's not jeremy.
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Would sending it to one millipede have the same result?  This is not an empty quote.
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Manuel Calavera posted:I hope it stays dark forever I hope you  before I doI hope we stay banned forever. And I hope when we read the rapsheet far down the line you can't find a good thing to say and I hope if I have the strength to post a "banme" you stay the hell out of my way.
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Gwaint posted:oh no they're reflecting off each other they're just caught in a feedback loop, have you tried turning them off and on again?
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Antioch posted:I hope you I hope that our few remaining mods Give up on trying to handle us I hope we come up with a great troll post To piss off the dumb few that unbanned us
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An image posted to Facebook: Purple is the original poster of this madness. Green shared it. Red is someone I know (a whackadoo in her own right) who commented on green's post.   
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You know that video of the weird gross fetish dude bathing in his septic tank? I'm feeling that exact feeling right now, oddly enough. Huh.
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"wombmen"
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Labes for days posted:"wombmen" Is this some annoying way of saying cisgendered women?
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