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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Donald Trump is making America great again

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

cumshitter posted:

lol why is theodore roosevelt happy that obama is trampling the constitution? what did he do to piss off the artiest

I'd guess either his conservationism or trust busting. Or maybe that time he invited Booker T. Washington to dine at the White House?

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
remember when the forums nested quotes forever? good times

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

zegermans posted:

They would have been run out of town on a rail, but the coal mine shut down all the rail lines and then the rail lines were all scrapped for heroin.

this is an A+ post friend

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

cumshitter posted:

lol why is theodore roosevelt happy that obama is trampling the constitution? what did he do to piss off the artiest

he was an environmentalist who broke up big business

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Lastgirl posted:

:chloe:

fighting with people on the internet unironically lembo get that poo poo outta my face

you might as well go for a phd in injecting medicine in corpses while you're at it :sparkles:

who said i'd be fighting with them

i'd just make a bot to rub salt in the wound, because death is certain

also speaking of injecting poo poo into corpses

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Gringostar posted:

yes?

women are the property of men

FactsAreUseless posted:

Yes, but they don't accept that it's rape.

I thought this country was supposed to be "better" on women's rights, but I guess that's only the LIEberal states. Holy poo poo.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

breaking up corporations is a violation of the constitution

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

a helpful bear posted:

can u pls share what u did to get banned from a county if its hilarious that is

I was driving through this small town on the way to visit a friend downstate. I was stopped for speeding and didn't realize the state had suspended my license for skipping my emissions test. (I was dumb) I was also smoking a bowl, which didn't help. The sheriff told me I could either wait for somebody to drive down and bail me out, then come back for court, or they'd escort me to the county line and put an arrest warrant out for me. I took the latter.

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Hot take: Trump bad



Hot take2: Bernie could maybe win!!!! Polls say so



Polls are dumb

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

fits my needs posted:

I thought this country was supposed to be "better" on women's rights, but I guess that's only the LIEberal states. Holy poo poo.
Oh wow, you actually didn't know that. Hoo boy. You've just found quite the rabbit hole.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Nonsense posted:

breaking up corporations is a violation of the constitution

Well, corporations are people, you wouldn't break up a people would you?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

finally, trump oscar opinions

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/836325580337459202

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

passionate dongs posted:

remember when the forums nested quotes forever? good times

passionate dongs posted:

remember when the forums nested quotes forever? good times

passionate dongs posted:

remember when the forums nested quotes forever? good times
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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

proof of concept posted:

sup fellow tx goon :respek: "social programs" is what I usually go with

"entitlements" is the biggest conservative win in the battle to define the terms used in public discourse and it's just gross

you are not lying, after all, which one of us politicians are not entitled, our very salary is an entitlement, paid for by the American people

but you wouldn't know it after watching Fox News

:getin: goons, this senator is bored and likes variety, the other senators don't make good drinking partners now that it's all republican all the time
angry repressed drunks the lot of them, who largely prefer to drink alone
this is how i spend my evenings now:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i can never decide if multiple nested quotes are really deep holes or really tall aztec style pyramids

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Teddy glorified war, expansionism, and fighting in a pre-ww1 era, which in hindsight was kinda stupid. Besides that he was an awesome naturalist and bernie sanders progressive incl. making mistakes like not busting the trusts he liked with US steel

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Gringostar posted:

yes?

women are the property of men

http://i.imgur.com/Q98kYts.mp4 if true

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oh wow, you actually didn't know that. Hoo boy. You've just found quite the rabbit hole.

Like, I knew about abortion and reproductive restrictions destroying lives, but literal rape? Like I dunno why do the Bernie Bros keep saying we need to reach out to these people again?

I thought there would be something in law at least against it nationwide, I mean like just the law.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Choose your fighter

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'


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PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



:pranke:

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
Oh the warrant is technically for skipping bail, I was given a signature bond

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

fits my needs posted:

Like, I knew about abortion and reproductive restrictions destroying lives, but literal rape? Like I dunno why do the Bernie Bros keep saying we need to reach out to these people again?

I thought there would be something in law at least against it nationwide, I mean like just the law.

:getin:

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
rather than donating to RAINN or the ACLU or a political organization, i encourage you all to support the ICE Agent's Legal Defense Fund:

http://iceunion.org/

they're doing god's work and will likely be coming under attack by liberals

(i cant figure out how to donate to the KKK, this is pretty much the same thing tho)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Coolguye posted:

who said i'd be fighting with them

i'd just make a bot to rub salt in the wound, because death is certain

also speaking of injecting poo poo into corpses

oh whew had me worried

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

thats what the gop wants men to be able to do to their wives yes

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

fits my needs posted:

I thought there would be something in law at least against it nationwide, I mean like just the law.

Has anyone told him about the time our current president's attorney argued that spousal rape was impossible? Because I'd like to tell him about that time our current president's attorney argued that spousal rape was impossible, if no one else has done it already.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
mandatory transvaginal ultrasounds are good, and cool

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



deadgoon posted:

rather than donating to RAINN or the ACLU or a political organization, i encourage you all to support the ICE Agent's Legal Defense Fund:

http://iceunion.org/

they're doing god's work and will likely be coming under attack by liberals

(i cant figure out how to donate to the KKK, this is pretty much the same thing tho)

which god's work

you know buddy jesus doesn't pay for poo poo

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

fits my needs posted:

Like, I knew about abortion and reproductive restrictions destroying lives, but literal rape? Like I dunno why do the Bernie Bros keep saying we need to reach out to these people again?

I thought there would be something in law at least against it nationwide, I mean like just the law.

first, stop saying bernie bros if you're going to talk about women because we also voted for bernie

second, stop trying to make the small few the majority

third, gently caress em all.

you gotta fite for your rite

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Lastgirl posted:

first, stop saying bernie bros if you're going to talk about women because we also voted for bernie
Bra Bernies

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

fits my needs posted:

Like, I knew about abortion and reproductive restrictions destroying lives, but literal rape? Like I dunno why do the Bernie Bros keep saying we need to reach out to these people again?

I thought there would be something in law at least against it nationwide, I mean like just the law.

handmaidens tale wasn't a work of fiction

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

fits my needs posted:

Like, I knew about abortion and reproductive restrictions destroying lives, but literal rape? Like I dunno why do the Bernie Bros keep saying we need to reach out to these people again?

I thought there would be something in law at least against it nationwide, I mean like just the law.

We can't even punch nazi's in this country why do you think

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


FCKGW posted:

there's already several my man

https://twitter.com/Trump_Regrets



Donald's not an Arrested Development character, but Trump Doctor Sex Cake is totally a Mitch Hurwitz creation.

Also, how do you watch Arrested Development, where the entire point of the show is basically "look at these dumb, out of touch, and criminal rich people", and then vote for billionaire (thanks to Rosneft) Donny, who lives in a golden tower?

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

kaleedity posted:

which god's work

you know buddy jesus doesn't pay for poo poo

keeping america safe, and making it great again

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



zegermans posted:

That's because the NYT has been buttmad for 40 years about WaPo scooping Watergate and decided the Clintons were their best bet to even the odds (which granted was probably because they're shady as gently caress)

yep even in the 90s people were saying that's why nyt was pushing the whitewater story, which in fact was broken by their reporter jeff gerth who seemed to want to become both woodward and bernstein as a result

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