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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

logikv9 posted:

Why endorse when they are both awful candidates?

I'm glad you think that all these donations are cool and good. bank donations are apparently OK now in your eyes, this opens up a wide range of acceptable candidates now :prepop:

I have come to see the light.

You and the rest of the Hilary-boosters have taught me that money from banks is a good and pragmatic thing and it's the only way to defeat the republicans.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

All money comes from banks, idiot. That's where you get money. You go to a freaking bank.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Hurrrrrr maybe our campaign can withdraw a billion dollars by going to the store and getting a pack of gum durrrrrr.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

No, we're going to go down to the ATM and get some cash like a loving American, and if we reach our daily limit, well heck, we'll just have to keep looking to tomorrow.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

The fast teller at my bank counter is named Ann Stack

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Mordiceius posted:

I'm not sure I even understand what she's saying? More people are taken care of = bad?

Means testing is really important to bad dems for whatever reason. I'm legitimately not sure why.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

loquacius posted:

The fast teller at my bank counter is named Ann Stack
But we call her Stacked Ann, right my Bernie bro?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Thoguh posted:

Means testing is really important to bad dems for whatever reason. I'm legitimately not sure why.

If that Marcotte tweet was any indication it's because it serves as a great excuse to massively overcomplicate everything with tons of rules and loopholes, giving the lobbyists some wiggle room to work their magic

FactsAreUseless posted:

But we call her Stacked Ann, right my Bernie bro?

Haha yes, after the fat stacks of cash I receive from her to fund my DNC chair campaign

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

loquacius posted:

If that Marcotte tweet was any indication it's because it serves as a great excuse to massively overcomplicate everything with tons of rules and loopholes, giving the lobbyists some wiggle room to work their magic


Haha yes, after the fat stacks of cash I receive from her to fund my DNC chair campaign

I got a large donation from this Harvard brainiac called Ann Stack and I just dropped out at the last second and walked out with $14,000.

Catch ya later, losers.

-assgag

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


so what you're saying is buttigieg is a small time grifter

them's fightin words

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

What happened to the $160 million Jeb Bush raised for the primary, I wonder

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

UHD posted:

so what you're saying is buttigieg is a small time grifter

them's fightin words

Yea he's a grifter, same as the other ones. Took little old Anne's cash and then walked away with it.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

loquacius posted:

What happened to the $160 million Jeb Bush raised for the primary, I wonder

Lining the pockets of his already rich friends

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

logikv9 posted:



ellison:
buttigieg:

again all I'mma say is

Ann Stack is Stacked

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

But we call her Stacked Ann, right my Bernie bro?

*midair high-five* *redistributes wealth*

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Yea he's a grifter, same as the other ones. Took little old Anne's cash and then walked away with it.

"everything is bad :qq:" - you

forever isn't it?

all you do is bitch, wheres the witty joke here, I'm not seeing it. Just garbage posts

i didnt know your moms

raised such a f u c c b o i

so i wrote her a sympathy letter

next time

do better

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Lastgirl posted:

"everything is bad :qq:" - you

forever isn't it?

all you do is bitch, wheres the witty joke here, I'm not seeing it. Just garbage posts

i didnt know your moms

raised such a f u c c b o i

so i wrote her a sympathy letter

next time

do better

You forgot to ask for fries at the end of your meltdown

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
:what:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Learn to compromise, Bernie bros (ignores that Bernie and Ellison are the compromise candidates).

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Shear Modulus posted:

Learn to compromise, Bernie bros (ignores that Bernie and Ellison are the compromise candidates).

so who is the non-compromise candidate

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
Bernie KKKlan members are trying to take over the Democratic Party, are you a bad enough centrist to stop them?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Concerned Citizen posted:

so who is the non-compromise candidate

I'm guessing Eugene V Debs

I mean, the real response to "learn to compromise" is that telling a wing of the party that has extracted exactly zero concessions from the other wing, symbolic or otherwise, that it is asking for too much and needs to compromise more is inherently ridiculous because you can't ask for less than nothing.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Gringostar posted:

:lol: if you think the buttman couldn't charm everyone everywhere

B-B-Butt-sama...I cannot control myself! I am being sucked into your butt.

(alternatively: S-shut up, Buttman! It's not like I like your butt or anything...)

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Concerned Citizen posted:

so who is the non-compromise candidate

Chelsea Clinton

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Oh Snapple! posted:

Remember the line of attack against Sanders' college stuff that was essentially "Oh so even Donald Trump's kids could go to college for free????"

It's the same poo poo.

lol i do not remember this line of attack at all and i think you made it up

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I have come to see the light.

You and the rest of the Hilary-boosters have taught me that money from banks is a good and pragmatic thing and it's the only way to defeat the republicans.

Sad!

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Im like so pragmatic now.

Ready to deny free college to those who need it most :colbert:

Ready to say free healthcare will never come to pass :colbert:

Anyway,

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Majorian posted:

B-B-Butt-sama...I cannot control myself! I am being sucked into your butt.

(alternatively: S-shut up, Buttman! It's not like I like your butt or anything...)

He's already generating his own manga :prepop:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I think the Democrats all need to just accept that Bernie would have run. I think history bears this out.

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


can anyone tell me if buttmentum has shown any sign of slowing down?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

FactsAreUseless posted:

I think the Democrats all need to just accept that Bernie would have run. I think history bears this out.

dude that old i have trouble seeing him even jog without shattering a kneecap

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Coolguye posted:

dude that old i have trouble seeing him even jog without shattering a kneecap

Bernie is spry as ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP_J6gmJYiU

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Sanders/Gravel 2032

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Oh Snapple! posted:

Would you rather have a majority where people sometimes defect or be in the minority???

these arent the only choices

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo

zegermans posted:

I really hope Bernie Sanders dies soon so that the left focus on issues instead of a single messianic figure.

still having a lol @ this one because what in the gently caress

im trying to imagine where the American left would even be right at this moment without bernie sanders' old rear end running to catch a train for us all over the past 20 months and my gut is telling me we'd see a lot more "bipartisanship" agreement with trump and would be reading a lot more thinkpieces from rising star chelsea clinton on how the dems should readjust their policies to win in the new political landscape of a trump presidency

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo

Coolguye posted:

dude that old i have trouble seeing him even jog without shattering a kneecap

look at this fuckin ignoramus right here

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Concerned Citizen posted:

so who is the non-compromise candidate

I've asked the same question and never got an answer.

Good question though.

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Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Coolguye posted:

lol i do not remember this line of attack at all and i think you made it up



this is tom perez doing that line of attack a year ago

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