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Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Gringostar posted:

this is what trump voters believe

I know and it's hilarious & scary

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


This would actually be relatively not terrible, so that's why it's not gonna happen.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Not a Children posted:

WHY WOULD YOU EAT BURNT MEAT ON PURPOSE

[gnawing on hideous boot-leather meat, my jaw aching] well it drives libtards nuts

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011



:awesome:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



maybe we can get that kyle mazza kid with the imaginary news channel to ask spicey about the easter egg roll at his next briefing

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011





the only antidote to these is

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

yeah i guess

but there's also a lot of stuff like this



haha the 28% rear their stupid heads again!

I think 27% is supposed to be the number, but close enough.

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

tacodaemon posted:

fun fact: one of the minor officials who wore the bunny costume for the easter egg roll during the GWB years was assistant US trade representative sean spicer



(the dr. steve brule lookin' guy holding the head is the costume designer, jonn schenz)

e: beaten by arewedrunkyet

i really thought that was steve brulee

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

I'm :patriot:

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

Lol like look at the breakdown:

Do you approve of the job Democrats are doing in congress: 31/58/11
Do you approve of the job Republicans are doing in congress: 32/60/8

Very Positive / Somewhat Positive / Neutral / Somewhat Negative / Very Negative
Republicans: 10/25/21/20/23
Democrats: 8/22/24/23/23

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


passionate dongs posted:

i really thought that was steve brulee

I don't think spricey is a hunk so the good doctor would like him

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
how much ketchup would you need to put on a chunk of charcoal in order to get trump to eat it?

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Nichael posted:

the only antidote to these is



Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Tonetta posted:

I know and it's hilarious & scary

1/2 right

it's just scary

rape isn't funny

unless you're raping a clown

Arkhams Razor
Jun 10, 2009
paul ryan's innovative new healthcare reform strategy: i double dog dare you
https://twitter.com/Noahpinion/status/836329828613660672

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


f#a# posted:

Lol like look at the breakdown:

Do you approve of the job Democrats are doing in congress: 31/58/11
Do you approve of the job Republicans are doing in congress: 32/60/8

Very Positive / Somewhat Positive / Neutral / Somewhat Negative / Very Negative
Republicans: 10/25/21/20/23
Democrats: 8/22/24/23/23

again, it's a slight advantage to the republicans, but considering that they are literally taking orders from a foreign rival, Russia, that's abysmal for the Democrats

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Internet Webguy posted:

*spicer walks out on stage in front of children gathered for the easter egg roll in bunny costume*

*takes head off*

"the easter bunny isn't real. he was made up my the media in order to discredit your parents. there will be no eggs to find because the easter bunny has never existed. fake news period"

*abruptly leaves*

*streams it all accidently on twitch*

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

f#a# posted:

Lol like look at the breakdown:

Do you approve of the job Democrats are doing in congress: 31/58/11
Do you approve of the job Republicans are doing in congress: 32/60/8

Very Positive / Somewhat Positive / Neutral / Somewhat Negative / Very Negative
Republicans: 10/25/21/20/23
Democrats: 8/22/24/23/23

hey man when your life revolves around being the best in polls, sometimes you gotta look hard for one

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

SpaceGoku posted:

[gnawing on hideous boot-leather meat, my jaw aching] well it drives libtards nuts

I have stage 4 colorectal cancer from eating charred red meat for every snack and meal, three pounds per day, but the libs have never been more owned

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Nichael posted:

The Washington Post has always been better. The New York Times is garbage (that's my bi-partisan consensus with eight year old killer, daughter rapist, Donald).
Prior to Bezos buying them I thought they were getting really conservative. I stopped even checking the front page of it for at least a year.

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.


wow been a while since i saw the babylon 5 dvd menu animations

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Nichael posted:

The Washington Post has always been better. The New York Times is garbage (that's my bi-partisan consensus with eight year old killer, daughter rapist, Donald).

they're both neoliberal garbage owned by billionaires hth

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/836340641189736449

what a loving crazy insane guy

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Prettz posted:

Prior to Bezos buying them I thought they were getting really conservative. I stopped even checking the front page of it for at least a year.
maybe this is a verboten opinion, but I think I'd rather read a conservative paper that sticks to its stupid convictions than the "liberal" NYT, that is so wishy-washy in its beliefs that it accidentally contributed to a Nazi uprising in America (whoops!)

Fullhouse posted:

they're both neoliberal garbage owned by billionaires hth

The Washington Post has produced a lot of good stuff post-Escalator Era.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

bra berners

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Arkhams Razor posted:

paul ryan's innovative new healthcare reform strategy: i double dog dare you
https://twitter.com/Noahpinion/status/836329828613660672

boehner did this a lot and it led to the crazies in his party going "lol no" and voting things down

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Fullhouse posted:

they're both neoliberal garbage owned by billionaires hth

pretty much all news is owned by billionaires

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Gringostar posted:

pretty much all news is owned by billionaires

fake news as far as the eye can see

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Concerned Citizen posted:

http://americanresearchgroup.com/moe.html

margin of error with a sample of 1000 in a population of 100,000: 3.08%

margin of error with a sample of 1000 in a population of 1,000,000,000: 3.1

behold

still weird to me that 1k can be representative of all of america

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Gringostar posted:

pretty much all news is owned by billionaires

i only read al-jazeera, which is at least owned by middle east billionaires

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
capitalist fourth estate smh

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


lol we're so hosed volume 873

Gringostar posted:

pretty much all news is owned by billionaires
RIP Donny's aborted news channel

(I hope they held a funeral for the fetus)

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Nichael posted:

The Washington Post has produced a lot of good stuff post-Escalator Era.

they were repeatedly unkind to Bernie Sanders and I will never forgive them for this

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Fullhouse posted:

fake news as far as the eye can see

everything is fake

stay woke

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

Nichael posted:

again, it's a slight advantage to the republicans, but considering that they are literally taking orders from a foreign rival, Russia, that's abysmal for the Democrats

The lack of Democratic party loyalty rears its head again. I'm registered and would say I disapprove of what the Democrats are doing in Congress (not enough), and am only somewhat positive about them in general at this point. Like, poo poo, do more to call out the whole Russian agents thing, or literally anything.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Gringostar posted:

pretty much all news is owned by billionaires

not true. andrew breitbart was merely a multi millionaire. he understands what us little guys are going throough.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

this detail from the steak article

quote:

8:30 PM: Trump leaves the Tillersons to their date night and heads back to his table. I get ahead of him and squeeze in one question, asking the President if he will be attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this year. “No,” he says with a smirk, “You like that?” The crowd around me cheers in agreement as Trump sits down with his party.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa7uLxu0XAc

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Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Fullhouse posted:

they're both neoliberal garbage owned by billionaires hth

whats neoliberal

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