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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Nill hates beards. Please snag Duchene in a steal to restore our faith.

E: Woops, not the trade thread. Moving along...

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Zybl0re
Aug 10, 2002

I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!

Levitate posted:

if they didn't have that boat anchor weighing them down...

which one, you say?

e: Scott Stevens has the mumps. gently caress that stupid rear end in a top hat

:cripes:

When you realize just how bad it is.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

gently caress anti vaxxers

The RECAPITATOR
May 12, 2006

Cursed to like terrible teams.

Zeeman posted:

They just traded a 19 year old who has 42 points in 44 games in the 2nd division Swedish league for ALEX BURROWS, and given him a 2 year extension even though he's turning 36

None of this makes any sense

fantastic stuff - I mean... I guess I don't "get" hockey team management...

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

The RECAPITATOR posted:

fantastic stuff - I mean... I guess I don't "get" hockey team management...

neither do many GMs

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Loqieu posted:

Christ, didn't the first outbreak the other season take months to go away? This can easily continue into the playoffs.

https://twitter.com/BizNasty2point0/status/836392853156745216
https://twitter.com/BizNasty2point0/status/836393317310947328
https://twitter.com/BizNasty2point0/status/836394122411823105

:tinfoil:

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Pens will win the cup again but it will always be with an asterisk because the western teams will have to ice AHL/Euro Import rosters

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Pens will win the cup again but it will always be with an asterisk because the western teams will have to ice AHL/Euro Import rosters

meanwhile the penguins are immune to the mumps because they all got it the last time it was going around

e: hopefully

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Uh....

https://twitter.com/jprutherford/status/836400766206242816

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Biological warfare is now a new strategy.

Seriously, the fact that no one has learned or wised up from last time is incredibly :sad:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Pens will win the cup again but it will always be with an asterisk because the western teams will have to ice AHL/Euro Import rosters

The good news for the Pens is once you get the mumps once you tend to be immune to it the rest of your life. So all those mumped up players from the last outbreak like Sidney Mumpsby are safe from that plague at least.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

yellowcar posted:

Biological warfare is now a new strategy.

Seriously, the fact that no one has learned or wised up from last time is incredibly :sad:

It's just like when Karlsson shredded his achilles and like one guy in the league switched to Kevlar socks, or when Marc Staal nearly went blind and maybe a few more dudes put on visors.
What I'm saying is that Don Cherry probably thinks vaccines are for those floaty Europeans - good Ontariah boys I'll tell you, they'll see those bu-those mumps, and they'll say, HEY! Keep your head up mumps because you'll be getting me! Book it.
No here's a clip of the troops.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
https://instagram.com/p/BRCeROvFZGy/

I don't know how to link urls, but vasy knows how to make me feel better about losing bishop.

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012


LET'S DO THIS BABY

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Max Pacioretty is a very good hockey mans

Kale
May 14, 2010

This seasons kind of turning into The Max Pacioretty Show feat. The Montreal Canadiens instead of the usual Carey Price est Les Boys one. Moderately less frustrating games this week boys, congrats on the whole first streak in ages thing. :unsmith:

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

Kale posted:

This seasons kind of turning into The Max Pacioretty Show feat. The Montreal Canadiens instead of the usual Carey Price est Les Boys one. Moderately less frustrating games this week boys, congrats on the whole first streak in ages thing. :unsmith:

I look at it as a game we would have lost if not for Max, which means stealing some points while waiting for everyone else to regress to the mean. I like the prospects of the team as a) their shooting percentage rebounds and b) they get better acquainted with Julien's system, so winning games and improving playoff chances while that process is still happening is great.

Hypnobeard
Sep 15, 2004

Obey the Beard



Shattenkirk to Washington for a 2017 1st, a 2018 2nd, and Zach Sanford plus miscellaneous other stuff. STL maybe retains some salary.

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
Price has also been playing great since Therrien was fired.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


NM wrong thread.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Phil owns

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
I knew the trade market for shattenkirk was soft but...oh well

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Mikael Granlund just clowned Jeff Carter, Anze Kopitar, Drew Doughty, and Jonathan Quick.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

CBJSprague24 posted:

Mikael Granlund just clowned Jeff Carter, Anze Kopitar, Drew Doughty, and Jonathan Quick.

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/836425455356030976

:eyepop:

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

drat son

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


That goal was disgusting in the best way possible. I love bonus hockey.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


sweet baby jesus

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
i loving love mikael granlund

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Filthy

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
That's some Pavel Bure poo poo right there. It's like he's the only one on the ice who's even moving in any meaningful way.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Which team is going to break Minnesotan hearts this year?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

It's just like when Karlsson shredded his achilles and like one guy in the league switched to Kevlar socks, or when Marc Staal nearly went blind and maybe a few more dudes put on visors.
What I'm saying is that Don Cherry probably thinks vaccines are for those floaty Europeans - good Ontariah boys I'll tell you, they'll see those bu-those mumps, and they'll say, HEY! Keep your head up mumps because you'll be getting me! Book it.
No here's a clip of the troops.

I wish I could hug this post.


Jesus Christ, that's gotta be goal of the year.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Schlesische posted:

Which team is going to break Minnesotan hearts this year?

Probably Chicago. Although the funniest option (imo) would be Washington, in Game 7 OT no less. :v:

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Kilza posted:

Probably Chicago. Although the funniest option (imo) would be Washington, in Game 7 OT no less. :v:

gently caress off

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

No that would be a bad option.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Once Calgary inevitably loses, assuming they make it at all, I'm rooting for Minnesota.

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

Look Around You posted:

Just sitting here thinking that if Shattenkirk somehow goes today (even though it's unlikely) how hilariously bad Tradecentre will be tomorrow.
Oops my bad guys.

omg this is amazing

e: the comments are the best

Look Around You fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Feb 28, 2017

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
I can't believe MAF still has a fuckin' soul patch

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Nah, funniest option is Dallas somehow sneaking in and bouncing them in the first.

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ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
Didn't the mumps thing last time even get guys who got the vaccine?

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