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hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

JBP posted:

He got kicked in the head by a horse irl and became this way.

Just he had the ability to make it all go away and immediately win if he'd just said "I did it in good faith" and the HRC prompted him twice to make that defence and pretty much immediately win, but he wanted to take it to court I mean holy poo poo. Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

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Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Duck!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-27/joint-strike-fighters-f35-land-in-australia/8308498

quote:

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Paingod556
Nov 8, 2011

Not a problem, sir


So, did Lockheed ever fix the 'it won't start if the fuel is warm' problem?

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

hooman posted:

Just he had the ability to make it all go away and immediately win if he'd just said "I did it in good faith" and the HRC prompted him twice to make that defence and pretty much immediately win, but he wanted to take it to court I mean holy poo poo. Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

He has brain damage.

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you


:popeye:

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Then you attack the adjudicator and his ruling.

"This man is paid more than $10,000 a week and stated outright he has no idea how cutting penalty rates will affect the lives over three quarters of a million Australians. But that didn't stop him from cutting their pay, a move which will cause untold thousands to fall into poverty."

So why didn't you look into who the independent decision makers are before pledging to back their decision biff snorter?

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Shorten is trying to have a go at Turnbull in QT, but Turnsy is just throwing Shorten quotes back at him about the times he worked for the SDA and the time he supported tax cuts for business.

Shorten needs to just keep repeating the same things over and over again though. He can just keep saying Liberals bad and they steal from poors right into the election.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Solemn Sloth posted:

So why didn't you look into who the independent decision makers are before pledging to back their decision biff snorter?

Bill hired him and he was head of the ACTU rofl

Frogfingers
Oct 10, 2012

Here's an 11th dimension chess theory: what if they do a Rudd and put Dutton on the throne only to lose, that way he instantly resigns, and Mal becomes opposition leader without him ever losing an election, avoiding a technical definition of damaged goods? And since the bar for Labor loving up is way, way higher, they come back in one or two elections down the track.

foolish_fool
Jul 22, 2010

Frogfingers posted:

Here's an 11th dimension chess theory: what if they do a Rudd and put Dutton on the throne only to lose, that way he instantly resigns, and Mal becomes opposition leader without him ever losing an election, avoiding a technical definition of damaged goods? And since the bar for Labor loving up is way, way higher, they come back in one or two elections down the track.

Don't they want to get rid of Turnbull for someone further right? So they could let Abbott lose the election so as to install Dutton after that.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

JBP posted:

Shorten needs to just keep repeating the same things over and over again though. He can just keep saying Liberals bad and they steal from poors right into the election.

Not too hard when Trumbles throws out quotes like:

quote:

Now, we stand for small business. Labor invariably lines up with big business.

And then proceeds to a confused narrative where business only cuts wages because it's a deal with the unions yet profits rise but no investment because tax. The base love it, right?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Dutton with Abbot as Deputy

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

Anidav posted:

Dutton with Abbot

Good start to a shepherds pie.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

It might rain today :ohdear:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

JBP posted:

Shorten is trying to have a go at Turnbull in QT, but Turnsy is just throwing Shorten quotes back at him about the times he worked for the SDA and the time he supported tax cuts for business.

Shorten needs to just keep repeating the same things over and over again though. He can just keep saying Liberals bad and they steal from poors right into the election.

Wont work

People arent going to flock to support a hypocrite damaged goods leader. Turnbull and Shorten are two peas.

The right have tge right idea in getting Dutton up - he is sincere in his evil because he is dumb as bricks. People will flock to any sincerity.

The left got closer when Albo was up but talks of that died away months back when Shorten stabilised.

Either way Shorten aint winning this fight - his independent appointee ruled this way, in line with Shorten's SDA right wing leanings. He needs to distract everyone off this and move on to that if elected he will revert the changes - we abide by the decision but we know whats right and we will change it.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
Abortion will remain a criminal offense in QLD

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
Mad props to the ALP though for not coming out and explicitly supporting it, they can go get hosed

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

New 18c/18d tactic from the Libs: make it more expensive and difficult to complain:

guardian politics live posted:

The Report makes several recommendations to fix the complaints handling process related to section 18C of the Racial Discrimination Act. These include:

· providing greater assistance to respondents to match what is currently afforded to complainants;

· imposing time limits on notifying respondents and on the complaints handling processes more generally;

· ensuring section 18D defences are considered by the Commission in assessing complaints;

· giving the Commission greater powers to terminate complaints earlier in the process;

· restricting access to the Courts following the Commission’s termination of a complaint;

· providing penalties for legal practitioners instituting complaints that have no reasonable prospects of success; and

· providing more parliamentary oversight to the Commission.

Julian Lesser, who's throwing this garbage out, adds:

quote:

These reforms will return section 18C to its intended function as an important but limited protection against the worst kind of racial hate speech. They will also put important limitations on the types of complaints that are pursued and provide more oversight of the Human Rights Commission.

Section 18C plays an important role in our multicultural society. However, it was always intended as a limited protection, to be used only in serious cases. The way the law is currently being administered allows too many nuisance complaints. The threshold for making a complaint is so low as to be virtually redundant. These reforms will see that complaints with no prospect of success, such as those made against the QUT students and Bill Leak, thrown out.

So having failed to legislate, they will get their way via regulation and then proceed to gently caress over anyone too poor or unconnected to do anything about it. Big drat heroes.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Also the twitter #auspol radio station here:

https://www.spreaker.com/user/auspollive

Currently live discussing the #pentaltyrates

Cirofren
Jun 13, 2005


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps/status/836454946677587968

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Recoome posted:

Abortion will remain a criminal offense in QLD

FFS Queensland.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Recoome posted:

Abortion will remain a criminal offense in QLD

I expect their next objectives will be to undo divorce law, remove voting and property rights from women then reinstate the tradition of a dowry.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Looking forward to the river fire flyover this year. :tif:

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Anidav posted:

Dutton with Abbot as Deputy

Abbot anywhere near the command high-chair is doomed to fail.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Cpt Soban posted:

Abbot anywhere near the command high-chair is doomed to fail.

Because Dutton isn't the political/popularity equivalent of a lawn dart?

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

Don Dongington posted:

Because Dutton isn't the political/popularity equivalent of a lawn dart?

You're right... It's one of those impossible questions: Who would be better? Dutton or Abbott? (you must pick one)

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Cpt Soban posted:

You're right... It's one of those impossible questions: Who would be better? Dutton or Abbott? (you must pick one)

Well it depends what vegetables garnish the main meal better. Onions or potatoes.

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you
https://twitter.com/inthehansard/status/836484288249913344

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Estimates hearings are the worst. Let's get in some Commissioner that earns 500k a year or something then ask them stupid questions.

asio
Nov 29, 2008

"Also Sprach Arnold Jacobs: A Developmental Guide for Brass Wind Musicians" refers to the mullet as an important tool for professional cornet playing and box smashing black and blood

Recoome posted:

Mad props to the ALP though for not coming out and explicitly supporting it, they can go get hosed

Handy to have lying around for an election trigger tho

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Estimates hearings are the worst. Let's get in some Commissioner that earns 500k a year or something then ask them stupid questions.

They're often the most illuminating sessions though. Politically they're more fraught than they seem, certainly I learnt a lot more about the thinking of these numbskulls. Some things come up that are later reflected in politics in the HR and Senate, they can be a good heads up.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Why didn't Pauline turn up to bash that Musso Australian post bloke they had in for questioning today?

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

JBP posted:

Why didn't Pauline turn up to bash that Musso Australian post bloke they had in for questioning today?

Dunno, but Sam Dastyari had a field day on twitter yelling at her about it. Oh yeah, he's back.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

JBP posted:

Bill hired him and he was head of the ACTU rofl

Please tell me you're joking about this.

The guy who decided the working poor need to be paid less was once the head of the ACTU?

I can't even wrap my head around that.


Recoome posted:

Abortion will remain a criminal offense in QLD

I find solace in these troubled time by remembering the old saying - At least we're not in loving America.

New Arkansas Anti-Choice Law Allows Rapists to Veto Abortions

Ohio bill to outlaw marital rape gets zero support from GOP lawmakers





Also, testing out my new avatar in preparation for Prime Minister Potato.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Ah not the head but he was senior at the ACTU. The SDA made this happen by letting majors pay less on a Sunday than a mum and dad retailers anyway.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
The fact he held any position at all at the ACTU is staggering.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Gorilla Salad posted:

The fact he held any position at all at the ACTU is staggering.

Look inside yourself and consider.. is it really?

Or is it ultimately unsurprising given what the big unions have become.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

hooman posted:

Look inside yourself and consider.. is it really?

Or is it ultimately unsurprising given what the big unions have become.

There are own zone unions around like MUA, NUW, CFMEU and MEAA. The rest are varying degrees of poo poo from kind of poo poo like the AMWU to not a union like the SDA.

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hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

JBP posted:

There are own zone unions around like MUA, NUW, CFMEU and MEAA. The rest are varying degrees of poo poo from kind of poo poo like the AMWU to not a union like the SDA.

Yeah for sure, fair enough, I should say what some big unions have become.

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