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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Solarin posted:

lol maybe laying off all the diplomats is... bad?

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Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

youd think from the dossier trump would be pro-leaker

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Duscat posted:

can you explain why you posted this giant picture that says "TRUMP", because i'm just not sure what this even means anymore

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
seth meyers is a cool dude that helped write and tell the jokes at the correspondence dinner where obama made fun of trump and made him so mad he was determined to run ... for....pres...i...dent....

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Prettz posted:

wow this guy is aggressively unfunny

It's hard to muster up much hate for late show hosts when Jimmy Fallon is so obviously the worst of them. Meyers isn't' terribly funny though (it's almost as if Lorne Michaels has... bad taste?!) and Corden's carpool karaoke garbage makes me want to break my TV (though Corden at least has Reggie Watts).

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

tacodaemon posted:

honestly i think ivanka looks way more like her mom

similarly with tiffany who looks hella like marla and not donald

not sure about barron (he's melania's only kid, right?)

e: i try not to think about donald jr and eric

none of them are trump's natural children

they are 110% lab grown trump brand meat people

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
all u archer fans can look forward to the new meme of HOW ARE WE A SUPERPOWER

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




theory: spicey has actually been working for obama all along

Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool

tacodaemon posted:

e: i try not to think about donald jr and eric

:same:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I like Meyers' A Closer Look segments and anything Colbert does on Trump, couldn't care less about anything else on their shows tho.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

mastershakeman posted:

he needs to fire everyone and start over with true loyalists

lol he had his loyalists. They all failed their background checks and were escorted out of the White House.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Nichael posted:

It's hard to muster up much hate for late show hosts when Jimmy Fallon is so obviously the worst of them. Meyers isn't' terribly funny though (it's almost as if Lorne Michaels has... bad taste?!) and Corden's carpool karaoke garbage makes me want to break my TV (though Corden at least has Reggie Watts).

the real american tragedy of the past few years was corden replacing ferguson. it was then i knew the end was near

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

If I was the leaker, I would have my leakage not involve my cell phone at all, and then I would pitch the surprise cell phone check to Spicey so as to waste everybody's time and energy and to wholly misdirect would-be amateur detectives.

The whole strategy is very "lovely middle school principal". The kids don't respect you? Well, why don't you each make them write an essay about how much they respect you. Hurr durr they're making the problem worse. The leakers clearly leak because they hate the administration, and they either want to force a change, or they just don't take this seriously and they think (correctly) that it's funny to leak this stuff.

No, the way to stop leaks is to increase staffers' morale, by running a resectabHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


mastershakeman posted:

he needs to fire everyone and start over with true loyalists

I really hope Trump does this it would be hilarious, please send your suggestion in to the Republican hivemind thanks

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Solarin posted:

this been posted here yet?

http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/27/politics/generals-letter-state-department-budget-cuts/

lol maybe laying off all the diplomats is... bad?

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

Wonder if anyone was dumb enough to leak info to the press and then just leave blatant evidence sitting around on their phone.

Because using a $25 burner phone would never occur to folks in the highest level of government talking with the press...

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Cricket-ZTE-Fanfare-2-Prepaid-Smartphone/53990660

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


a helpful bear posted:

seth meyers is a cool dude that helped write and tell the jokes at the correspondence dinner where obama made fun of trump and made him so mad he was determined to run ... for....pres...i...dent....
His jokes weren't even particularly funny there, it's just Donny's such a thin-skinned peebaby that he got clowned by loving Seth Meyers of all people.


Utz posted:

none of them are trump's natural children

they are 110% lab grown trump brand meat people
Eric's a sea lamprey/human hybrid abomination.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

white supremacists really like wood paneling

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/836405577018376192

Lmao

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

also how the gently caress do wh staff not have a gov issued and controlled phone which they have to present before going through security every day. i had to do that poo poo just working for public service wings of state gov

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


A liberal poo poo my pants again.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Breakfast All Day posted:

the real american tragedy of the past few years was corden replacing ferguson. it was then i knew the end was near
yup!


TheWeepingHorse posted:

If I was the leaker, I would have my leakage not involve my cell phone at all, and then I would pitch the surprise cell phone check to Spicey so as to waste everybody's time and energy and to wholly misdirect would-be amateur detectives.

The whole strategy is very "lovely middle school principal". The kids don't respect you? Well, why don't you each make them write an essay about how much they respect you. Hurr durr they're making the problem worse. The leakers clearly leak because they hate the administration, and they either want to force a change, or they just don't take this seriously and they think (correctly) that it's funny to leak this stuff.

No, the way to stop leaks is to increase staffers' morale, by running a resectabHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Season 2 of Vice Principals stars Spicey.

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Nichael posted:

His jokes weren't even particularly funny there, it's just Donny's such a thin-skinned peebaby that he got clowned by loving Seth Meyers of all people.

Eric's a sea lamprey/human hybrid abomination.

I'm glad that lamprey monster from X-Files that hung out in sewer pipes found a career in artificial insemination after the show ended, he deserves it after leading a rough life

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Bethamphetamine posted:

lol he had his loyalists. They all failed their background checks and were escorted out of the White House.

lol he surrounds himself with people incapable of passing background checks

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP



how is 2017 topping 2016 in comedy

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

i'm sure the leaks all came from the immediate staff subject to phone checks and they were dumb enough to use their work phones to do the leaking and all the leaks are now plugged

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


god

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Lol like this will hurt him in Louisiana

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

tacodaemon posted:

btw this week's last week tonight w john oliver is worth youtubing just for rep. drew ferguson's extended metaphor about how obamacare is a nasty goat that democrats let loose into his nice house several years ago and now he can't renovate his nice house until he gets the goat out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEGpriv2TAc

you only have to watch like the first two minutes to see it too

watched, and John Oliver has already received plenty of uncomfortably sexual fan mail from me

talk about fine, sexy, Englishman, why it makes me blush

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Breakfast All Day posted:

also how the gently caress do wh staff not have a gov issued and controlled phone which they have to present before going through security every day. i had to do that poo poo just working for public service wings of state gov

Remember the outrage that Obama had the audacity to want to keep using a smartphone?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

comingafteryouall posted:

I'm glad that lamprey monster from X-Files that hung out in sewer pipes found a career in artificial insemination after the show ended, he deserves it after leading a rough life

omg i still havent bothered to go abck and rewatch all the x-files episodes. last time i saw one was back in highschool

i wonder if they aged well or are campy as gently caress

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Hey guys I found what I'm going to be jerking off to tonight

https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/836398015539736577

There's even video of them breaking down in tears as they realize that they'll be middle aged by the time they'll be released from jail

:fap:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

GobiasIndustries posted:

Remember the outrage that Obama had the audacity to want to keep using a smartphone?

the audacity of nope

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


guessing he became the frontrunner in response to this incident

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Duscat posted:

i'm sure the leaks all came from the immediate staff subject to phone checks and they were dumb enough to use their work phones to do the leaking and all the leaks are now plugged

Yeah because if they found a leaker they definitely wouldn't be publicly crucified within minutes

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



it drives me crazy that i keep encountering dumbasses on the internet who think that "obamacare" is the official name of the act because obama was so arrogant that he got congress to name it after him

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/freedomrideblog/status/836400058421624832

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Al-Saqr posted:

Hey guys I found what I'm going to be jerking off to tonight

https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/836398015539736577

There's even video of them breaking down in tears as they realize that they'll be middle aged by the time they'll be released from jail

:fap:

and if the video every loads ill knmow what the story is

also eat poo poo white supremecists EAT poo poo loving EAT poo poo HAAHAH

allt hat crying is onlyu because they are facing consequences.

i guarantee they busted out beers that night and got drunk as gently caress laughing at "those blacks"

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