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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

DeepDickPizza posted:

I was looking at wrestling gifs and I think Nite Crew might enjoy this one.



this doesn't look like anything to me

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Slamhound posted:

The only democrat who could be relied upon to be as big a dick as the republicans, emailed that dick to a constituent, then got canned, then sexted with a 15 year old and was one of the many straws that broke abuela's back.

That's kind of implying the republicans have dicks. They're spending most of their time running from geriatrics in town halls and getting dunked on by 5 year olds.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Free idea for an effective #memes tv ad for 2020

A bunch of clips of trump sounding astoundingly stupid interspersed with clips of walter sobzjac saying "shut up donny" "donny youre out of your element" "life does not stop and start at your will donny"

Then play the trump clip about the literal child who he said hed be dating in a few years. Halt the music and let it sit silent for like 2 seconds and then show the dude and walter sitting there. "8 year olds dude"

Then blast the chorus of "what condition my condition was in" with dem candidate smiling, "i abide this message"

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

basket of ineligibles

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Regular Nintendo posted:

Free idea for an effective #memes tv ad for 2020

A bunch of clips of trump sounding astoundingly stupid interspersed with clips of walter sobzjac saying "shut up donny" "donny youre out of your element" "life does not stop and start at your will donny"

Then play the trump clip about the literal child who he said hed be dating in a few years. Halt the music and let it sit silent for like 2 seconds and then show the dude and walter sitting there. "8 year olds dude"

Then blast the chorus of "what condition my condition was in" with dem candidate smiling, "i abide this message"

this poo poo's so easy to do and it's hilarious that dc as a whole hasn't realized this is who we are and what we want. decorum, substance, policy, discussion are all dead. the candidate needs to make america laugh first and foremost, preferably by being an rear end in a top hat. what's amazing is, it's really easy to out-rear end in a top hat donny because he's a delicate hothouse orchid

"oh nooooo! the effeminate daddy's boy billionaire is simply too tough for my liking!" -- dc establishment

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



BONGHITZ posted:

anime isnt good

*leans in a nanometer from the mic*

"wrong"

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Nichael posted:

this poo poo's so easy to do and it's hilarious that dc as a whole hasn't realized this is who we are and what we want. decorum, substance, policy, discussion are all dead. the candidate needs to make america laugh first and foremost, preferably by being an rear end in a top hat. what's amazing is, it's really easy to out-rear end in a top hat donny because he's a delicate hothouse orchid

if hillary had suplexed trump at the last debate she would have won the election

My Moms Penis
Feb 21, 2017

by zen death robot
Also, this "Bernie would have won" stuff is ridiculous and rooted in misogyny. We need to move on.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

My Moms Penis posted:

No. We can't risk alienating moderates. We need them.



Wow our country loving sucks

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

My Moms Penis posted:

Also, this "Bernie would have won" stuff is ridiculous and rooted in misogyny. We need to move on.

ur not even trying

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

my moms penis is so lazy!!!

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Nichael posted:

democratic party 2020 platform:
"lol gently caress off donny
also full socialism now, peace"

also indict entire Trump admin for treason and apply ball busting conflict of interest vetting for all executive positions

My Moms Penis
Feb 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Turdfuzz posted:

ur not even trying

I'm not sure what you're problem is but take your medication.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Can I get a sixer with whatever this fuckin thing is as the probe reason

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Duscat posted:

this doesn't look like anything to me

that's a shame

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Der Meister posted:

Wow our country loving sucks
I legitimately believe we need mandatory voting. While culture and education no doubt play a huge negative role in voter turnout, they are too inherently broken to fix in the immediate, and will need decades of effort to be overhauled. In the meantime, mandatory voting can help somewhat to alleviate the lack of participation in our system.

Corny posted:

if hillary had suplexed trump at the last debate she would have won the election
I also legitimately believe that if Jeb! had punched Donny at the debate where Don insulted Columba and then refused to apologize, we'd have President Jeb! right now. It was so obvious by that point that decorum was dead and buried, he should've just ran with it and punched the daddy's boy Nazi in the jaw.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
donald trump is not going to be running for president in 2020 good grief

e: :toxx: like my liver would even last that long or my US dollars be worth enough in Lee's Summit Militia Rubles to pay the rereg fee

Duscat fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Feb 28, 2017

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Duscat posted:

donald trump is not going to be running for president in 2020 good grief

yea itll be ivanka

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Duscat posted:

donald trump is not going to be running for president in 2020 good grief

lol just lol if you think this vanity campaign is going past august 2015

Turdfuzz posted:

yea itll be ivanka

eric :swoon:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

yea itll be ivanka

1st lady prez what now sjws??? :smug:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Nichael posted:

this poo poo's so easy to do and it's hilarious that dc as a whole hasn't realized this is who we are and what we want. decorum, substance, policy, discussion are all dead. the candidate needs to make america laugh first and foremost, preferably by being an rear end in a top hat. what's amazing is, it's really easy to out-rear end in a top hat donny because he's a delicate hothouse orchid

"oh nooooo! the effeminate daddy's boy billionaire is simply too tough for my liking!" -- dc establishment

I mean as soon as we toss politeness out the window we'll probably be asking ourselves why we need a bunch of polite dorks that don't actually stand for anything and then the dems reap the whirlwind that they managed to delay with Obamas once-in-a-lifetime charisma

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Turdfuzz posted:

1st lady prez what now sjws??? :smug:

I hosed up your double post

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


My Moms Penis posted:

No. We can't risk alienating moderates. We need them.



what is this real

30% of america cant vote lmaoooooooo

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Nichael posted:

I hosed up your double post

same

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Ramadu posted:

what is this real

30% of america cant vote lmaoooooooo
we're a :turianass:democracy:turianass:

mean

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Jabronie posted:



the president to give general giant novelty check for 50 billion

the white house must have some big rear end file cabinets

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Ramadu posted:

what is this real

30% of america cant vote lmaoooooooo

Minors + felons + poors checks out

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

DeepDickPizza posted:

I was looking at wrestling gifs and I think Nite Crew might enjoy this one.





TRUMP

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Ramadu posted:

what is this real

30% of america cant vote lmaoooooooo

8 year olds dude

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Corny posted:

if hillary had suplexed trump at the last debate she would have won the election
I thought she did.

"No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet!"

I mean, Jesus...

My Moms Penis
Feb 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Ramadu posted:

what is this real

30% of america cant vote lmaoooooooo

That's why it's foolish for all the Buzz feed politics readers in this thread crowing that app-programing metrosexuals tweeting Internet memes and laughing at YouTube politics videos are going to save us. California is already blue. It doesn't matter because the system is rigged. We need moderates and swing voters.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Turdfuzz posted:

8 year olds dude

If they're old enough to be shot in war, they're old enough to vote

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Jabronie posted:



the president to give general giant novelty check for 50 billion

honey we shrank the presidents hands

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


what if donny said "no puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet" but the democratic candidate was jeff dunham, ha ha that would've been wild because he would've been like "yeah, I am a puppet", but he would've made it seem like his racist muslim puppet was the one talking not him lol

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Nichael posted:

I legitimately believe we need mandatory voting. While culture and education no doubt play a huge negative role in voter turnout, they are too inherently broken to fix in the immediate, and will need decades of effort to be overhauled. In the meantime, mandatory voting can help somewhat to alleviate the lack of participation in our system.

I also legitimately believe that if Jeb! had punched Donny at the debate where Don insulted Columba and then refused to apologize, we'd have President Jeb! right now. It was so obvious by that point that decorum was dead and buried, he should've just ran with it and punched the daddy's boy Nazi in the jaw.

an intermediate step would be give a massive progressive tax incentive based on your participation as a voter skewed so poor people get the biggest benefit

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Scent of Worf posted:

"Post your map" says increasingly nervous D&D regular on the night of November 8 2016

"She's the most experienced candidate ever" Another says as Trump wins bigly in Florida

"It's her turn! You loving Berniebros did this!" Screeches the hillarymen while the firewall continues to crumble

"Dread abuela cannot fail, she can only be failed" says one of the few non-suicidal hillarymen still left after PA gets called for Trump, dealing the deathblow to bad Dems everywhere

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Sir this is an ihop

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

BONGHITZ posted:

anime isnt good

source your trump tweets

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

logikv9 posted:

Sir this is an ihop

Probe me here


Tonetta posted:

Can I get a sixer with whatever this fuckin thing is as the probe reason



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

logikv9 posted:

Sir this is an ihop

ihop
uhop
we all hop
god make it stope

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Nichael posted:

what if donny said "no puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet" but the democratic candidate was jeff dunham, ha ha that would've been wild because he would've been like "yeah, I am a puppet", but he would've made it seem like his racist muslim puppet was the one talking not him lol

If the Democratic candidate was Jeff Dunham, I would've voted for Donald Trump.

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