Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Gorilla Salad posted:

...
EDIT - awww, usernames must start with a letter.

There goes my plan to call myself ████████████ ████████

And it rolls off the tongue so well, too :(

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

cyberia posted:

From the Golden Corral yelp page:


I completely thought that guy was a vaper at first glance.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Knormal posted:

I completely thought that guy was a vaper at first glance.

He is. It's the hot new thing.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Now I wonder if usernames can have unicode.

🙈🙉🙊


EDIT - awww, usernames must start with a letter.

There goes my plan to call myself ████████████ ████████

Gotta name myself "I, ████████████"

I usually end up barefooted or in flip flops at home because otherwise the gout swells up my feet and gets super uncomfortable.

Ularg has a new favorite as of 12:51 on Feb 27, 2017

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Anything other than 0-9 and A-Z gets turned into code so, ███ becomes ███ and every single one of those characters counts towards the max of 18.

Even 🙈🙉🙊 turns into 🙈🙉🙊 which I'm really upset about.

Gonna have to get creative.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
████ this dead gay forum.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Gotta make the word filters work for you. That one poster "cuck cuck I'm gay" had the right idea.

EDIT: I guess those words don't filter anymore :(

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Gorilla Salad posted:

Now I wonder if usernames can have unicode.

🙈🙉🙊


EDIT - awww, usernames must start with a letter.

There goes my plan to call myself ████████████ ████████

I'll call you nothing if you really want me to

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Megabound posted:

I bought new pants this week from Uni Qlo and they have a free in store hemming service. They did a great job with it too.

Plus there are places that do hemming services for cheap in malls, so honestly, there's not excuse. Also, guys over 12 that are glued to their DS's constantly are pretty AUG

Facebook Aunt posted:

Your mom is cool.

And my dad taught me how to do a bunch of useful tool related stuff. Basically my parents wanted me to go out into the world knowing the basics to be self sufficient.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Are... are those 10 pound weights?

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Munchables posted:

Are... are those 10 pound weights?

Yeah and he's able to throw them around as if they're nothing!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Cosima posted:

Yeah and he's able to eat them as if they're nothing!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

He's bulging with what could possibly be muscles!

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Those dead eyes. Holy hell.

Also yeah fat guys are good lifters. Percentage-wise weights are lighter for us and we pack on muscle like it's going out of style.

Excellent username-post combo, by the way.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Jesus Christ I have body dysmorphia.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

a ninja, from out of nowhere, flying side kicks him in the stomach so hard he explodes. that would be a good gif. :happyelf:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Excellent picture / thread title agreement.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

That face is the next "Avatar you buy for someone else with red text" winner.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
AUG thread: I get stronger as I get fatter

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I wouldn't have posted that if I knew you guys were gonna quote it that much. This is the worst page to scroll through

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm able to throw these posts around like they're nothing.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Quoting this pic again, because it must be seen again.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!

Ugh.....you just know those are transitional lens.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Thats just really mean of them. It's ok to stare, but doing the full turn to really take in the horror show is just a bit much.

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


Boofchicken posted:

Ugh.....you just know those are transitional lens.

What do people have against transitions lenses? I'm a goonette with 'em because gently caress having to keep up with clip on sunglasses or prescription sunglasses. The only issue I've noticed with them is that if you've been out in the cold with them for a while (say, on a half-mile hike to class in the winter), they take a long time to return to clear when you go inside.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Solice Kirsk posted:

Thats just really mean of them. It's ok to stare, but doing the full turn to really take in the horror show is just a bit much.

Their clothes make me think they were actually like, thirteen year old kids and turning back to look just stole their life away from them.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




is the person in the foreground wearing a collar :prepop:

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Unknown title: Brother-Father bonding over Sister.

Also I've always had an aversion to transitions for this very goony look they give you. Plus I just got tired of waiting for them to transition back inside that I take the death rays like a man.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




^ my brother and I both refused to get transitions after we were out of our parents' control with that kind of thing because it's just so dorky. they're useful but no thank you, I'll just let my eyes degrade



:yikes:

snoo has a new favorite as of 05:16 on Feb 28, 2017

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
I don't get why they're arbitrarily dorky. I don't wear them, but its because I get my glasses at Costco and get prescription sunglasses as a discounted pair when buying my regular glasses. But i don't see why they're so unacceptable.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

taiyoko posted:

What do people have against transitions lenses? I'm a goonette with 'em because gently caress having to keep up with clip on sunglasses or prescription sunglasses. The only issue I've noticed with them is that if you've been out in the cold with them for a while (say, on a half-mile hike to class in the winter), they take a long time to return to clear when you go inside.

I think they're cool, but I had them in seventh grade and was bullied about them. :smith: Also I looked like John Denver and wore a Star Wars t-shirt every day. So, again, I am the AUG!

Beemo
Feb 20, 2011
My most recent pair of glasses had the delightful feature of 1 lens being transitional whilst the other was not, I did not buy transitional lenses.

It took a month for me to realise due to it being winter, I went shopping on the first bright day of the year and and my partner started laughing at me.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983


You know she ripped one as she was walking by

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

bossy lady posted:

You know she ripped one as she was walking by

:jackbud:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Chances of them being poly and living in a hovel together: 130%

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Diablo Cody looking rough these days.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Ted Cruz, you have something on your lip again.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

The Snoo posted:

^ my brother and I both refused to get transitions after we were out of our parents' control with that kind of thing because it's just so dorky. they're useful but no thank you, I'll just let my eyes degrade



:yikes:

This is my old home town library!
I remember pestering the librarians for years to get graphic novels (I was poor and did most of my reading from there) when I was a kid.

Sorry about that, you Pokemon go playing nerd.

  • Locked thread