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I have never been as happy as this man who tricked his friend into eating an egg. Life seems even blander now.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I have never been as happy as this man who tricked his friend into eating an egg. Life seems even blander now. I love it too. What language was that? It looked like a kinder-egg but I couldn't see the label clearly and who knows if the guy just imported them anyway.
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Feb 28, 2017 04:15
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Feb 28, 2017 04:19
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Feb 28, 2017 04:34
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Why is the guy suplexing a deer? Because it wouldn't allow itself to be lassoed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Et0a8fnuw
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Feb 28, 2017 04:40
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marshmallow creep posted:I love it too. It sounds like Arabic and I think they look Arabic so that's my guess. Kinder eggs aren't banned everywhere. They just got banned in America because Americans are gluttonous fucks that can't seem to nibble or bother to find out if there's a toy in the chocolate egg. Just shove that whole fucker in your mouth and chew away! Pretty sure they're legal in most other places. There have been surprisingly few deaths because of them. And yes, I consider them to be a terrible idea. I am surprised they aren't banned everywhere yet.
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Feb 28, 2017 05:05
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ToxicSlurpee posted:It sounds like Arabic and I think they look Arabic so that's my guess. Kinder eggs aren't banned everywhere. They just got banned in America because Americans are gluttonous fucks that can't seem to nibble or bother to find out if there's a toy in the chocolate egg. Just shove that whole fucker in your mouth and chew away! Pretty sure they're legal in most other places. There have been surprisingly few deaths because of them. lol Also, I know a place nearby where I can get Kinder Eggs in America. I bought one once. It had a little dude inside that brandished a big ol' chicken drumstick. 
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Feb 28, 2017 05:25
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You mean like SA emote action figures?  .... brb, got a proposal to write up
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Feb 28, 2017 05:29
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ToxicSlurpee posted:It sounds like Arabic and I think they look Arabic so that's my guess. Kinder eggs aren't banned everywhere. They just got banned in America because Americans are gluttonous fucks that can't seem to nibble or bother to find out if there's a toy in the chocolate egg. Just shove that whole fucker in your mouth and chew away! Pretty sure they're legal in most other places. There have been surprisingly few deaths because of them. They are not banned anymore, and the original reason they were banned was because Nestlé chocolate is poo poo and they lobbied to kill the competitor. Have you ever TRIED kinder chocolate? poo poo is divine.
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Feb 28, 2017 05:30
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RFC2324 posted:They are not banned anymore, and the original reason they were banned was because Nestlé chocolate is poo poo and they lobbied to kill the competitor. I've never seen Kinder chocolate in person. I actually gave up stuff like Nestle, Hershey's, and what have you because, you know, slaves.
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Feb 28, 2017 05:50
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I've never seen Kinder chocolate in person. Are you America? 
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:Moms demand action Yeah they do 
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Feb 28, 2017 06:25
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I've never seen Kinder chocolate in person. I only recently encountered it at a euro deli my wife likes to shop at. It changed my life.
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Feb 28, 2017 06:30
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Bobby Digital posted:Yeah they do Erin Brokovich has taught us a lot.
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Feb 28, 2017 06:58
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I actually gave up stuff like Nestle, Hershey's, and what have you because, you know, slaves. Nestle double-blend is excellent (if you can ever find it), but the only reason anyone needs to give up on Hershey's is that it tastes like brown soap. I sometimes feel sad for Americans when I try what they think is chocolate but I guess they're used to it. I think the stuff here in Australia is second-rate because of the extra stuff they add to it to make it more stable at higher temperatures. The same brand of chocolate from the UK always tastes better.
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Feb 28, 2017 06:59
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Gromit posted:Nestle double-blend is excellent (if you can ever find it), but the only reason anyone needs to give up on Hershey's is that it tastes like brown soap. I sometimes feel sad for Americans when I try what they think is chocolate but I guess they're used to it. I think the stuff here in Australia is second-rate because of the extra stuff they add to it to make it more stable at higher temperatures. The same brand of chocolate from the UK always tastes better. Hershey's chocolate doesn't taste like soap, it tastes like vomit and sugar if it was possible for vomit and sugar to spoil.
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Feb 28, 2017 07:09
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Gromit posted:Nestle double-blend is excellent (if you can ever find it), but the only reason anyone needs to give up on Hershey's is that it tastes like brown soap. I sometimes feel sad for Americans when I try what they think is chocolate but I guess they're used to it. I think the stuff here in Australia is second-rate because of the extra stuff they add to it to make it more stable at higher temperatures. The same brand of chocolate from the UK always tastes better. You know there is other chocolate in America right? Like, Hershey's is the cheap poo poo you impulse buy at the register when waiting to check out. I'm not sure why people from outside the us assume us poor Americans can only get nestle Choco-flavored rations. Within 3 miles of my house are 2 chocolate shops that make amazing chocolate. ETA: CHOCOLATE!
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Feb 28, 2017 07:41
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Feb 28, 2017 07:54
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Woodburger posted:You know there is other chocolate in America right? Like, Hershey's is the cheap poo poo you impulse buy at the register when waiting to check out. I'm not sure why people from outside the us assume us poor Americans can only get nestle Choco-flavored rations. Within 3 miles of my house are 2 chocolate shops that make amazing chocolate. Do those shops sell internationally and try to convince the rest of the world that, yes, they're supposed to taste like vomit? Because if not, I think I might just have found your answer.
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Feb 28, 2017 08:13
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How do you people know what vomit tastes like?
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Feb 28, 2017 08:41
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Vomit goes through the mouth. When it goes through the rear end it's called poo poo.
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Feb 28, 2017 08:43
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Just lol at anyone who has ever vomited at any point in their life
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Feb 28, 2017 08:45
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Gromit posted:Nestle double-blend is excellent (if you can ever find it), but the only reason anyone needs to give up on Hershey's is that it tastes like brown soap. I sometimes feel sad for Americans when I try what they think is chocolate but I guess they're used to it. I think the stuff here in Australia is second-rate because of the extra stuff they add to it to make it more stable at higher temperatures. The same brand of chocolate from the UK always tastes better. Hershey's chocolate (and probably others) in the U.S. probably has a poo poo load of palm oil. Hershey's' in particular is made as cheaply as possible. Good chocolate companies don't go for high volume while Hershey's goes for maximum volume. So you have them wanting to reduce costs while still making it taste vaguely chocolately. Americans, gluttanous, sugar-addicted pigs that we are, just buy whatever sweet garbage we can get in the highest volume so making ridiculously cheap Hershey's bars makes piles and piles of money. Meanwhile Hershey's tries to get rid of the expensive ingredients and replace it with cheaper stuff. I heard that there are some "chocolate" products that have zero actual cocoa in them. Evilreaver posted:Just lol at anyone who has ever vomited at any point in their life lol if you don't have Enrique vomit for you.
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Feb 28, 2017 08:50
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Screaming Idiot posted:Hershey's chocolate doesn't taste like soap, it tastes like vomit and sugar if it was possible for vomit and sugar to spoil.
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Feb 28, 2017 09:01
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Talking about chocolate makes me want that cadbury chocolate that has the popping candy in it.
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Feb 28, 2017 09:06
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Just to add to choco chat, I had an uncle who worked at the hershey's factory in the 30s and 40s. He and more than a few of his co-workers chewed tobacco. There were no cuspidors and they certainly were not allowed to spit on the floor.
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Feb 28, 2017 09:15
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dee eight posted:Just to add to choco chat, I had an uncle who worked at the hershey's factory in the 30s and 40s. He and more than a few of his co-workers chewed tobacco. There were no cuspidors and they certainly were not allowed to spit on the floor. jesus, that sounds awful.
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Feb 28, 2017 09:16
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If you aren't eating exclusively 75% cocoa or more chocolate then I don't know what is wrong with you. Seriously, milk chocolate is just cloyingly sweet - there should be at least an undercurrent of bitterness.
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Feb 28, 2017 09:29
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Breetai posted:If you aren't eating exclusively 75% cocoa or more chocolate then I don't know what is wrong with you. Don't sign your posts
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Feb 28, 2017 09:33
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Do women still love to receive chocolates in 2017? I am just a huge loving old and am out of touch.
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Alright, which one of you is this? https://twitter.com/BrettSVergara/status/836070408579330049
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Feb 28, 2017 13:42
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I heard that there are some "chocolate" products that have zero actual cocoa in them. Yeah, white chocolate. Seriously guys, treat chocolate like wine. The Lindt and Ghirardelli stuff in the supermarkets is a good place to start, but do yourselves a favor and go to chocosphere.com and order yourself some 70%+ Amedei or some Domori single-origins (my favorite is the Sambirano, it tastes like sour cherries), or some of the year-labeled estate vintages from Valrhona. Or do what I do once in a while, get a 3-month subscription to their chocolate-of-the-month club, specify dark bars only, and let them surprise you. Most of what you'll get is European, but there are plenty of US chocolate makers who adhere to the same standards and make stuff just as highly rated (Scharffen Berger is the first that jumps to mind, but Guittard is way better). (Note I'm not mentioning Mast Brothers, they're a bit disgraced in the industry, thanks to work by the same food blogger that exposed Noka as frauds a few years back, fuckin lol) Side bonus, you eat it in small enough quantities that it won't make you fat, and you'll never be tempted by a Fun Size Krackel again
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Feb 28, 2017 13:46
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Data Graham posted:Yeah, white chocolate. The wine analogy is a good one. Hershey's is to the rest of chocolate what Boone's Farm is to wine.
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Feb 28, 2017 13:52
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Woodburger posted:You know there is other chocolate in America right? Like, Hershey's is the cheap poo poo you impulse buy at the register when waiting to check out. I'm not sure why people from outside the us assume us poor Americans can only get nestle Choco-flavored rations. Within 3 miles of my house are 2 chocolate shops that make amazing chocolate. You don't get to say American chocolate is great and then say there's an artisanal store that makes great stuff. There's probably a place in Tibet that makes amazing chocolate. You have to talk about the mass-market stuff and in that case US chocolate is brown sadness. And dark chocolate is only enjoyed ironically by beret-lovers.  Real fans smash a family-sized block of milk choc in one sitting. Re-sealable packs are for amateurs.
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Gromit posted:You don't get to say American chocolate is great and then say there's an artisanal store that makes great stuff. There's probably a place in Tibet that makes amazing chocolate. You have to talk about the mass-market stuff and in that case US chocolate is brown sadness. I can get non-garbage chocolate in my local grocery store. His point was that people act like all chocolate in the US is garbage, and that isn't the case. Also: dark chocolate rules. 
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Feb 28, 2017 14:15
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When someone claims kinder chocolate is "divine" we can safely say American chocolate must be poo poo.
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