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resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Not mine, but I've been waiting for some Lt. Dan.



haaha

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Skin the sun
Fall asleep
Wish away
The soul is cheap
Lesson learned
Wish me luck
Soothe the burn
Wake me up
I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
My day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb
Maybe just happy

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

MariusLecter posted:

"Let's just hear him out okay, he's a good friend of mine okay, " - Bernardo Sandlers

We must always listen and trust old rich white men and their friends. It's the only way.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
partridges stuffed into ducks stuffed into whole pigs

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


alex jones is like the main guy who buys that dr pepper drink marketed as not being for women

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Nichael posted:

dude, I know. I mean, tiny Ron Paul's pretty cute but that Jeb! :3:

i was torn between Ron Paul and Jeb too! tiny Jeb on a tiny tortoise won!
Jeb! :3:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Infowars is proud to present: Meat, For Men!

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

On my third black + my daily dose of amphetamines...feeling p hyphy rn

:coffeepal:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




The Brown Menace posted:

alex jones is like the main guy who buys that dr pepper drink marketed as not being for women

proctologist pepper?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

Skin the sun
Fall asleep
Wish away
The soul is cheap
Lesson learned
Wish me luck
Soothe the burn
Wake me up
I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
My day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb
Maybe just happy

african dolls african dolls african dolls

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
motherfuckers making fun of my witch n warlock today

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




wait whats a prostate specific doctor called

women have proctobutts too

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


tenderjerk posted:

I have a legit mutual friend with Alex Jones (we all live in ATX) and I want to ask him if he's getting fatter or what he smells like but don't want to lose that friendship

Just ask your friend how Alex Jones is doing, because he looks like he is under a lot of stress. Then if he says anything mention the meat article.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Alex Jones' cancerous rectum

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Baloogan posted:

motherfuckers making fun of my witch n warlock today

:q:

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Squizzle posted:

wait whats a prostate specific doctor called

women have proctobutts too

Anologist?

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Squizzle posted:

wait whats a prostate specific doctor called

women have proctobutts too

assman

or asswoman, we're all equal in the rear end medicines

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
what's a proctobutt?

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

This is the guy that's going to defeat Liz warren for her senate seat in 2018

:thumbsup::iia::twisted::guitar:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

:kiss:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


The Brown Menace posted:

alex jones is like the main guy who buys that dr pepper drink marketed as not being for women

i bet alex jones is masculine enough to eat pocky men.


... I'm not though:smith:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Kellyanne is a mess

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Baloogan posted:

motherfuckers making fun of my witch n warlock today

thats not a nice way to talk about lastgirl and turdfuzz

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




in regency era england, they were called buttlords

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Consummate Professional posted:

Kellyanne is a mess

kellyanne is a lithe n slatterious mistake!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Kelly no!!!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:vince: :popeye: fuuuuucsk

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

african dolls african dolls african dolls

kicked out of little caesars

it's not nirvana...Can u guess correctly? Clue, u may be the only one itt who can

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

[BRAZZERS]

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

i will never forget that day at bowling green

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Coolguye posted:

when jones keels over and you hear a coroner rule 'stress' as a contributing factor, just understand that every time he shouted another weird rant on air, death was all



Same way Breitbart went.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

i will never forget that day at bowling green

lmebo god drat

i have pleuritis rn so it hurts to laugh and your just killin me

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Consummate Professional posted:

Kellyanne is a mess

Kellyanne is a waste!
:sad:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

lmebo god drat

i have pleuritis rn so it hurts to laugh and your just killin me

i had plueutis where my left lung felt like it died and it was the sickest ive ever been and i was coughing up blood

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

BeOSPOS posted:

This is the guy that's going to defeat Liz warren for her senate seat in 2018

:thumbsup::iia::twisted::guitar:

It's Curt's to lose unfortunately.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

kicked out of little caesars

it's not nirvana...Can u guess correctly? Clue, u may be the only one itt who can

Can't be the Vaselines or the Meatpuppets, Melvins?

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Alex Jones completely disrobed. He then laid down on the couch on his back and placed a pillow under the small of his back to help stabilize himself as he threw his legs into air. With a few grunts and gurgles Alex was in now in position with his ankles by his ears and his butt in the air. He then proceeded to push raw meat into his anus while saying "you can't stop me Obama!"

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