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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I'm going to go with Malone and play in Ice Cube's 3v3 league.

Jeff Malone
Karl Malone
Moses Malone

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

NotWearingPants posted:

I'm going to go with Malone and play in Ice Cube's 3v3 league.

Jeff Malone
Karl Malone
Moses Malone

Coached by Mike with Brendan assisting

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Zogobot run a search for the team with the most players with the same last name.

I wonder what the best all same last name team would be? Probably James just because you get LeBron

A few years ago Nets had 4 Williamses at the same time I think

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

PG LeBron James
SG Mike James
SF Aaron James
PF Henry James
C Jerome James

PG Eddie Jordan
SG Michael Jordan
C DeAndre Jordan

hmm no other decent Jordans, still a good team though

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Fast Luck posted:

PG LeBron James
SG Mike James
SF Aaron James
PF Henry James
C Jerome James

PG Eddie Jordan
SG Michael Jordan
C DeAndre Jordan

hmm no other decent Jordans, still a good team though

James team should allow James Harden and James Worthy.

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized
PG DeAngelo Russell
SG Bryon Russell
SF Cazzie Russell
PF Campy Russell
C Bill Russell

One HoFer, two All-Stars, one solid player and one dirty snitch.

Or

Gerald Green
Danny Green
AC Green
Jeff Green
Draymond Green

Draymond can play point center.

tanglewood1420 fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Feb 28, 2017

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
PG Jeremy Lin
SG

... um

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
https://twitter.com/EmmaDischer/status/836606372653432836
Just great

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/836365339030130689

Reminds me of the time when Dikembe was being paid by like 4 separate teams

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

God, New Orleans is such a weird city

roundmidnight
Jul 9, 2010
The "All-Wright" Team would be pretty All-Wrong

PG: Delon Wright
SG: Antoine Wright
SF: Dorell Wright
PF: Brandan Wright
C: Lorenzen Wright

Bench:

Julian Wright
Chris Wright

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
I'm lazy. Someone make a team out of Davis'. There's like 30 of them.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

WhyteRyce posted:

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/836365339030130689

Reminds me of the time when Dikembe was being paid by like 4 separate teams

How is that taxed out of curiosity

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

roundmidnight posted:

The "All-Wright" Team would be pretty All-Wrong

PG: Delon Wright
SG: Antoine Wright
SF: Dorell Wright
PF: Brandan Wright
C: Lorenzen Wright

Bench:

Julian Wright
Chris Wright

You reminded me of Juju. :(

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

The Glumslinger posted:

God, New Orleans is such a weird city

Same parade:

https://twitter.com/EmmaDischer/status/836612884092321793


lol

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Nate Robinson
Glenn Robinson III
Glenn Robinson
Cliff Robinson
David Robinson

peer
Jan 17, 2004

this is not what I wanted
Tim Duncan
Arne Duncan

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

An all Plumlee team would be good or bad?!?!

Stagger_Lee
Mar 25, 2009
MVP could be interesting this year. Harden seems like the obvious choice, assuming that the "top-two seed" thing is just about teams having a Very Good record and not actually a rule people vote based on. But it's the same voters who didn't even put him on an All-NBA team last year, and there are reasons for people not to want to vote for all of his serious competitors. Except Kawhi. I'm sure everyone would be happy to vote for Kawhi if his argument was strong enough.

Edit: Anthony Davis, Dale Davis, Baron Davis - I dunno, some wings.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Eddy Curry
Michael Curry
Dell Curry
Seth Curry
Steph Curry


This family believes in small ball. Noted Clipper JamesOn Curry off the bench.

roundmidnight
Jul 9, 2010

Kibner posted:

I'm lazy. Someone make a team out of Davis'. There's like 30 of them.

PG: Baron Davis
SG: Johnny Davis(?)
SF: Walter Davis
PF: Antonio Davis
C: Anthony Davis

Bench:
Deyonta Davis
Glen Davis
Dale Davis

Bonus: Davis Bertrans

(every Davis is a PF or C, Jesus)

roundmidnight fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Feb 28, 2017

Stagger_Lee
Mar 25, 2009
Antonio over Dale is a crime.

roundmidnight
Jul 9, 2010

Stagger_Lee posted:

Antonio over Dale is a crime.

How dare you disrespect one-time All-Star Antonio Davis

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

roundmidnight posted:

PG: Baron Davis
SG: Johnny Davis(?)
SF: Walter Davis
PF: Antonio Davis
C: Anthony Davis

Bench:
Deyonta Davis
Glen Davis
Dale Davis

Bonus: Davis Bertrans

(every Davis is a PF or C, Jesus)

You can't forget Dale, Hubert, and Ricky.

Wait did you just add him? All good.

roundmidnight
Jul 9, 2010
TIL Dale Davis made one All-Star team and he did it averaging 10PPG.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
e: ffs beaten

roundmidnight
Jul 9, 2010
Forgetting Dale Davis and Hubert Davis were admittedly bad but not including SAS God Ricky Davis probably means I should be banned.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

roundmidnight posted:

PG: Baron Davis
SG: Johnny Davis(?)
SF: Walter Davis
PF: Antonio Davis
C: Anthony Davis

Bench:
Deyonta Davis
Glen Davis
Dale Davis

Bonus: Davis Bertrans

(every Davis is a PF or C, Jesus)

If Mountainview was still a mod you would literally be permabanned. And rightfully so.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Stagger_Lee posted:

MVP could be interesting this year. Harden seems like the obvious choice, assuming that the "top-two seed" thing is just about teams having a Very Good record and not actually a rule people vote based on. But it's the same voters who didn't even put him on an All-NBA team last year, and there are reasons for people not to want to vote for all of his serious competitors. Except Kawhi. I'm sure everyone would be happy to vote for Kawhi if his argument was strong enough.

Edit: Anthony Davis, Dale Davis, Baron Davis - I dunno, some wings.
I don't think being left on the All-NBA team means much, they're always fickle with that kind of thing. I mean, the year before he was 2nd in MVP voting, and it was the same guys. I think it's the opposite of Kawhi, and people won't vote for him unless they feel they have to, and they don't. He's not the #1 media story by any stretch.

I usually think the media articles about the award races are a pretty good sign and Harden is leading. The top two-seed is more than just a very good record tho.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

The Glumslinger posted:

God, New Orleans is such a weird city

I followed that twitter link and saw that there have been 200 murders in the past 365 days in New Orleans.

Holy crap. 200 murders in a city of 350K population? That is a murder rate about three times higher than Chicago.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
Andre Miller
Mike Miller
Darius Miller
Quincy Miller
Cheryl Miller

Reggie can come off the bench :)

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Wilt Chamberlain and any four people I don't care who

EDIT: also some guy called Bill Chamberlain I guess and it looks like they may be literally the only two Chamberlains in the history of the NBA I dunno

Chairchucker fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Feb 28, 2017

chilihead
Nov 5, 2010

Is this real life, or is this fantasy?

sportsgenius86 posted:

Nate Robinson
Glenn Robinson III
Glenn Robinson
Cliff Robinson
David Robinson

I have seen all of these guys play. I think this team vs the Davis team would be the best matchup.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Don't overlook the Walker team

PG Kemba Walker (AS)
SG Jimmy Walker (AS)
SF Chet Walker (HOF)
PF Antoine Walker (AS)
C Samaki Walker

A little bit of a bench with Kenny Walker, Darrell Walker (Junkyard Dog) and Foots Walker

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Robinson is also really, really good.

PG: Nate Robinson
SG: Glenn Robinson
SF: Glenn Robinson
PF: Truck Robinson
C: David Robinson

G: Flynn Robinson
F: Cliff Robinson
F: Clifford Robinson

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

predicto posted:

I followed that twitter link and saw that there have been 200 murders in the past 365 days in New Orleans.

Holy crap. 200 murders in a city of 350K population? That is a murder rate about three times higher than Chicago.

Yes, it's sad and bad. Crime rate started going up after Katrina as the city has been unable to staff enough law enforcement. They've been having to contract out officers from other cities' departments in order to meet the bare minimum. :'(

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

predicto posted:

I followed that twitter link and saw that there have been 200 murders in the past 365 days in New Orleans.

Holy crap. 200 murders in a city of 350K population? That is a murder rate about three times higher than Chicago.

lol

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
I saw a live sex show in New Orleans right on Bourbon street. It was a $20 cover charge and you had to buy a minimum of two beers that were 13 dollars each. Every girl was grossly overweight with scars and burn marks and poo poo. There was a bunch of dirty mattresses on the floor and at one point in time the announcer got on the PA and was like, "Ok now for the centipede!" and every girl lined up and started noisily eating each other out from behind.

Afterwards I went and got a hurricane across the street. It was pretty good and only 5 dollars.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Doltos posted:

I saw a live sex show in New Orleans right on Bourbon street. It was a $20 cover charge and you had to buy a minimum of two beers that were 13 dollars each. Every girl was grossly overweight with scars and burn marks and poo poo. There was a bunch of dirty mattresses on the floor and at one point in time the announcer got on the PA and was like, "Ok now for the centipede!" and every girl lined up and started noisily eating each other out from behind.

Afterwards I went and got a hurricane across the street. It was pretty good and only 5 dollars.

I think I've seen that episode of Law and Order: SVU

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

roundmidnight posted:

PG: Baron Davis
SG: Johnny Davis(?)
SF: Walter Davis
PF: Antonio Davis
C: Anthony Davis

Bench:
Deyonta Davis
Glen Davis
Dale Davis

Bonus: Davis Bertrans

(every Davis is a PF or C, Jesus)

Ricky Davis, cmon son.

PG: Kemba Walker
SG: Jimmy Walker
SF: Chet Walker
PF: 'Toine Walker
C: Samaki Walker

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