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axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

I have seen this clip so much at this point it essentially played in my head without me having to click it

Edit: oh wait, this is a different Duane video. Nevermind

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

glam rock hamhock posted:

I have seen this clip so much at this point it essentially played in my head without me having to click it

Edit: oh wait, this is a different Duane video. Nevermind

yeah this is my preferred duane

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

I still can't believe The Rock is named after that kid

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Ugh this vid I uploaded to vimeo has been "waiting in line" for over an hour. It's 1 minute long...

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

yeah this is my preferred duane

There is only one true Duane and all else are but false idols that will lead to your destruction

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS

Jenny Angel posted:

Lil Mama's actually out of date, the current one is that one GenChat goon says "Game With Courage", the other says "As True Gamers Dare", and then they both shout "May We Game Forever"

I told you. I. Don't. Game. :colbert:

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

CineD, we need to intervention on Dickeye, because he hasn't Return of the Living Dead OR Repo Man.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Those are the Dickeyest movies.

The following posters are huge dumb babies:
Dickeye
Literally the Worst
BENGHAZI 2

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

CPL593H posted:

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Those are the Dickeyest movies.

The following posters are huge dumb babies:
Dickeye
Literally the Worst
BENGHAZI 2

Why does gently caress Whitey get a pass?

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Spatulater bro! posted:

Why does gently caress Whitey get a pass?

Everyone knows that gently caress Whitey isn't Dickeye. I mean, he even said so!

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
where'd gently caress Whitey go? he was p chill

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Magic Hate Ball posted:

12 years a slave is porn for underachieving liberals.

I'm pretty sure actual porn is porn for underachieving liberals.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

So for those wondering, the 4K restoration that's been done on Star Wars Episode IV (the one Gareth Edwards said he saw a few months ago) is not of the unaltered version, but rather the Special Edition.

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
Hey Boogs, is your new episode not up on soundcloud? I can't find it

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Timby posted:

So for those wondering, the 4K restoration that's been done on Star Wars Episode IV (the one Gareth Edwards said he saw a few months ago) is not of the unaltered version, but rather the Special Edition.

This pleases me.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Hey everyone, this right here is the best thread on the entire forum.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3809527

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Get Out was pretty decent, I dug it. A little over-hyped, I think Peele's action scenes leave a lot to be desired, but it was pretty funny.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

K. Waste posted:

Get Out was pretty decent, I dug it. A little over-hyped, I think Peele's action scenes leave a lot to be desired, but it was pretty funny.

That's where I landed. I liked it on the whole but it's always a downer when a movie starts way stronger than it finishes.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



K. Waste posted:

Get Out was pretty decent, I dug it. A little over-hyped, I think Peele's action scenes leave a lot to be desired, but it was pretty funny.

The editing in the fight with him and the mom is atrocious. Also I think we could have left that entire police station scene on the floor.

Movie is still a very strong A- though.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

morestuff posted:

That's where I landed. I liked it on the whole but it's always a downer when a movie starts way stronger than it finishes.

Not coincidentally, this is exactly how Keanu played out.

weekly font posted:

The editing in the fight with him and the mom is atrocious. Also I think we could have left that entire police station scene on the floor.

Movie is still a very strong A- though.

I give it a B for B-movie. It's not just the fight with the mom, the part where he stabs the brother in the knee is really goofy, I have no idea what they were going for there.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



K. Waste posted:

Not coincidentally, this is exactly how Keanu played out.


I give it a B for B-movie. It's not just the fight with the mom, the part where he stabs the brother in the knee is really goofy, I have no idea what they were going for there.

In regards to the way it's edited or the scene? I actually really liked this part.

Over dinner when the brother really wants to throw down with him, he talks about how MMA is thinking 3-4 moves ahead, and that's what Chris does in this scene. He baits him into giving up a body part to stab again.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

weekly font posted:

In regards to the way it's edited or the scene? I actually really liked this part.

Over dinner when the brother really wants to throw down with him, he talks about how MMA is thinking 3-4 moves ahead, and that's what Chris does in this scene. He baits him into giving up a body part to stab again.

I must have blinked or something because what I mean is that I have no idea what he stabbed him with or how he got ahold of it.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



K. Waste posted:

I must have blinked or something because what I mean is that I have no idea what he stabbed him with or how he got ahold of it.

Oh gotcha. Same thing he stabbed the mom with. He never dropped it, but it's easy to miss. Another failing of the mom fight. The movie also doesn't seem to make any deal or impact out of the fact he gets stabbed through the goddamned hand.

weekly font fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Feb 28, 2017

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

where'd gently caress Whitey go? he was p chill

Which is a shame because we never got to say "Settle down, gently caress whitey!"

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

weekly font posted:

Oh gotcha. Same thing he stabbed the mom with. He never dropped it, but it's easy to miss. Another failing of the mom fight. The movie also doesn't seem to make any deal or impact out of the fact he gets stabbed through the goddamned hand.

drat, you're right. I don't know how Blumhouse works, or if the schedules just didn't work out or whatever, but for some time and a little scratch what Get Out was really in need of was some basic re-shoots.

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS

Skwirl posted:

Hey everyone, this right here is the best thread on the entire forum.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3809527

this is awesome, I'm on the edge of my seat

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

Hey Boogs, is your new episode not up on soundcloud? I can't find it

I moved everything over from soundcloud to libsyn. Soundcloud's upload limits are bullshit.

here's the new digs.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Skwirl posted:

Hey everyone, this right here is the best thread on the entire forum.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3809527

you bastard, linking this before it is finished, now I have so much anticipation!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

DC Murderverse posted:

you bastard, linking this before it is finished, now I have so much anticipation!

Imagine following day to day, I started reading it when Left was up 3-0

CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.
Why is Billy Zane the new Colonel Sanders?

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

James Woods Fan posted:

Why is Billy Zane the new Colonel Sanders?

Weren't Pete Campbell and Norm MacDonald also Colonel Sanders recently, too? Weird loving world.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Isn't that the gimmick? A bunch of actors claiming to be the Real Colonel?

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

where'd gently caress Whitey go? he was p chill

he's bashin the fash

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

James Woods Fan posted:

Why is Billy Zane the new Colonel Sanders?

The real colonel Sanders died over 30 years ago and necromancy is bad for PR.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

MisterBibs posted:

Isn't that the gimmick? A bunch of actors claiming to be the Real Colonel?

Yeah. At first there was a narrative about each guy taking over. Now I think they just cast based on the particular product or audience. Like when Dolph Ziggler was Colonel Sanders and beat the poo poo out of The Miz in a chicken suit.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Spatulater bro! posted:

Moonlight is a good movie. A contrarian take, I know.

Tangerine is better.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Tangerine is fantastic.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Yeah, Tangerine is really good. Never have I been so thrilled to watch a character just sitting at a bus stop.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
I still can't believe that Tangerine was filmed on an iPhone, and that I didn't recognize Ziggy Sobotka in it.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

FreudianSlippers posted:

The real colonel Sanders died over 30 years ago and necromancy is bad for PR.

What are you talking about, it's perfectly tasteful to resurrect long dead spokespeople.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LRpUBUQ3sE

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
I loved Tangerine immensely.

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