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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Oscar Wild posted:

Well, for my company the first costs cut to improve efficiency were for travel.

cant webex a round of golf w/ed balls

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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
ahahaha I was searching for an article where Trump got caught lying about some furniture in the White House and came across his page on the Whitehouse website: https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/president-trump

quote:

Donald J. Trump is the very definition of the American success story. Throughout his life he has continually set the standards of business and entrepreneurial excellence, especially with his interests in real estate, sports, and entertainment. Likewise, his entry into politics and public service resulted in the Presidential victory in, miraculously, his first ever run for office.

After graduating from the Wharton School of Finance, Mr. Trump followed in his father’s footsteps as a real estate developer, and he entered the world of real estate development in New York. The Trump signature soon became synonymous with the most prestigious of addresses in Manhattan and subsequently throughout the world. An accomplished author, Mr. Trump has authored over fourteen bestsellers and his first book, The Art of the Deal, in addition to being the #1 book of the year, is considered a business classic.

He's really quite impressive when you seperate his real personality, his real accomplishments, and his real abilities from his biographies.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tumble posted:

Likewise, his entry into politics and public service resulted in the Presidential victory in, miraculously, his first ever run for office.

:catstare:

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Things that didn't happen.txt

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Obama behind leaks/protests"

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/02/27/politics/donald-trump-barack-obama-leaks/index.html

This is some Soviet Union "Trotsky is undermining the CCCP" type poo poo right here. What a loving fuckstick.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

You know Trump "proofread" that in there himself.

"You know this sentence is missing something...... I know, what if I add the word "miraculously" and then don't change anything about the structure of the sentence."

Tumble fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Feb 28, 2017

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
Lol, Trump is our President.







:sigh:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Tumble posted:

ahahaha I was searching for an article where Trump got caught lying about some furniture in the White House and came across his page on the Whitehouse website: https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/president-trump


He's really quite impressive when you seperate his real personality, his real accomplishments, and his real abilities from his biographies.

lol at that plus all the poor sentence construction and style

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I think it's very good that Trump just blatantly brags and lies on the Whitehouse website in a manner and style consistent with that of North Korean dictators. Very good, not bad

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
Did you read the part where it claims Trump's hit a hole-in-one on every golf course he owns?

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
ahah i'm kidding i'm kidding but it's believable huh

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Applewhite posted:

"Obama behind leaks/protests"

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/02/27/politics/donald-trump-barack-obama-leaks/index.html

This is some Soviet Union "Trotsky is undermining the CCCP" type poo poo right here. What a loving fuckstick.

of course the founder of isis would try to destabilize the us govt

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Miraculously, on his very first golf outing Donald hit 17 holes in one, missing on the last shot only because Obama blocked the hole

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Efexeye posted:

i dont think the lol is that kelly anne is some sort of slattern with her legs inartfully splayed, it's that shes being so loving casual like shes hanging out at her boyfriends apartment on fantasy draft day

'i have walk in priviliges, teehee'

Yeah these are the same people who flipped a poo poo about Obama 'disrespecting the office' because he took his suit jacket off, or would occasionally not wear a tie.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Tumble posted:

ahah i'm kidding i'm kidding but it's believable huh

lol

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.






:lol:

I can't understand the concept of other people thinking differently than I do. We must be in a computer simulation!! Perhaps my life is the result of an unbalanced equation in an otherwise mathematically flawless system. :raise:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

red19fire posted:

Yeah these are the same people who flipped a poo poo about Obama 'disrespecting the office' because he took his suit jacket off, or would occasionally not wear a tie.

it's almost as if people held obama to a different standard than trump for some reason. the thing that puzzles me to death is what that reason could possibly be :shrug:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

drat i missed that this was published by the New Yorker. shameful poo poo.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit

thathonkey posted:

it's almost as if people held obama to a different standard than trump for some reason. the thing that puzzles me to death is what that reason could possibly be :shrug:
Everybody does that.

If Clinton was an R and Trump a D we would be raving about her emails and defending Trump's sexual comments about women.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Runaktla posted:

Everybody does that.

If Clinton was an R and Trump a D we would be raving about her emails and defending Trump's sexual comments about women.

the thing is theyre not and even if they were, trumpers would still be a terrible person and president

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Runaktla posted:

Everybody does that.

If Clinton was an R and Trump a D we would be raving about her emails and defending Trump's sexual comments about women.

no we wouldnt you idiot

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Runaktla posted:

Everybody does that.

If Clinton was an R and Trump a D we would be raving about her emails and defending Trump's sexual comments about women.

ah yes i forgot there is a striking equivalency between hillary clinton and trump, democrats and republicans, that only the wokest who walk amongst us can detect

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

thathonkey posted:

it's almost as if people held obama to a different standard than trump for some reason. the thing that puzzles me to death is what that reason could possibly be :shrug:

Look at Moochelle, wearing a sleeveless dress like the ape she is!!!!

now check out these nude pics of Melania

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

that man is incapable of articulating his thoughts, except when he wants to slam a superlative description onto something for no reason he's really good at that

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Runaktla posted:

Everybody does that.

If Clinton was an R and Trump a D we would be raving about her emails and defending Trump's sexual comments about women.

If Clinton was an R and Trump a D, Bernie would have won

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Runaktla posted:

Everybody does that.

If Clinton was an R and Trump a D we would be raving about her emails and defending Trump's sexual comments about women.

Yeah no

red19fire
May 26, 2010

proof of concept posted:

that man is incapable of articulating his thoughts, except when he wants to slam a superlative description onto something for no reason he's really good at that

He also can't accept blame or responsibility for a negative thing. So the plan belongs to the previous administration (even though they deigned to use it because it was a bad plan with awful intel), the generals are good (they are the best generals ever), and the family is incredible. Literally every bad thinig that happens is someone else's fault.

Trump is what Richie Rich would be in real life. He wouldn't be going on whimsical adventures with his rambunctious sidekick dog. He'd be a cokehead sex criminal who lies about everything, and can't even begin to measure up to his father's business acumen so he scams and cons every business deal that comes his way.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
still lolin at these peeps

https://twitter.com/j7ben_arthur/status/455315422515326976

https://twitter.com/j7ben_arthur/status/835300926139301888

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
sitting on the loving couch while GUESTS, IMPORTANT GUESTS are in the room ALL standing, and the PRESIDENT is standing, your BOSS, is really bad optics and makes you look trashy

not to mention her pose looks ridiculous(its how muslims pray, or how STRUMPETS pose!!!)

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

bag em and tag em posted:

Lol Donnie T thought he would just be handed a piece of paper that said OBAMACARE???? and he'd check the NO, box and suddenly America would throw him a party.

there was a great political comic I saw once of obama at this giant console with two levers and he was yanking the "economy" lever down and shoving the "gas price" lever up with a manic grin, and the caption was something like "this is how people think the country really works" and it's true and Trump is one of them lmao and now he's only finding out otherwise because THE US PEOPLE ELECTED HIM PRESIDENT hahha I can't breahte

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
if trump hasnt tried to bang kelly anne conway i will eat another box of Cheez its(made with 100% real cheesE)

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

red19fire posted:

He also can't accept blame or responsibility for a negative thing. So the plan belongs to the previous administration (even though they deigned to use it because it was a bad plan with awful intel), the generals are good (they are the best generals ever), and the family is incredible. Literally every bad thinig that happens is someone else's fault.

Trump is what Richie Rich would be in real life. He wouldn't be going on whimsical adventures with his rambunctious sidekick dog. He'd be a cokehead sex criminal who lies about everything, and can't even begin to measure up to his father's business acumen so he scams and cons every business deal that comes his way.


i mean how hosed up of a person do you have to be to want to be the president with absolutely no experience in politics or public service. it's mystifying that people would just take him at his word when his entire background is "i bought some buildings and made money on them, also declared bankruptcy a few times and also ran a casino into the ground while i lined my pockets."

Tumble fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Feb 28, 2017

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tumble posted:

i mean how hosed up of a person do you have to be to want to be the president with absolutely no experience in politics or public service.

i mean


i'll be president how much worse could I really do?

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Oh my god who cares how Conway is sitting just get her back on TV to talk about fake massacres and alternative facts again already

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Paranoid Peanut posted:

at least we know the US is resilient enough to go 1+ month without a president.

how long can you guys think it'll last? the whole checks and balances scheme needs all three elements of government, after all.

589 days is the current record.
No new laws were passed but otherwise everything just kept on moving.

In other news a couple of three- and four star generals (as in over 120) warn Trump not to cut government spending on diplomacy.
No Donald, no!
Bad president!

Honestly I'm heartened by the willingness to mobilize the US citizens and officials have shown by protesting and standing their ground?
Wish that'd been the case before Patriot Act and the Iraq invasion..

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

red19fire posted:

generals are good (they are the best generals ever)

this was the one that got me, like he said his generals are respected, then realized somewhere in his pinhead brain that of course they are by definition of they wouldn't be running the show over there in the military, so then he tacked on that whole "most respected in decades" thing for no reason there was no reason for him to say that lol he's such an idiot

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dial-a-Dog posted:

Oh my god who cares how Conway is sitting just get her back on TV to talk about fake massacres and alternative facts again already

i swear people are just angry because they got aroused for a moment and they're trying to come to grips with that and the fact that they really dislike her as a person

maybe im just projecting

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

i swear people are just angry because they got aroused for a moment and they're trying to come to grips with that and the fact that they really dislike her as a person

picture it: huma abedin is sitting like that, in a short dress, while president clinton is standing with a bunch of black people

we would never ever ever hear the end of it

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Moridin920 posted:

i swear people are just angry because they got aroused for a moment and they're trying to come to grips with that and the fact that they really dislike her as a person

maybe im just projecting

well yeah it's a sexy pose. it's the context that makes it lol.

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Piss de Bundy posted:

picture it: huma abedin is sitting like that, in a short dress, while president clinton is standing with a bunch of black people

we would never ever ever hear the end of it

Dangerous in 2001:box cutters.

Dangerous in 2017:box eaters.

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