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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

never stop blood orgy :twisted:

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Former Everything posted:

this is a trap, btw

"turns out you committed a serious crime of coming into this country illegally, deportation for you!"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
lol Trump's big HBU EO is just 'we'll make it a priority'

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

never stop blood orgy :twisted:

please stop being weird turdfuzz

Fart of Darkness
Dec 2, 2016

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Vox Nihili posted:

PAGE SIX SIX SEX

nevar 4get

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

dis photoshop phriday gon be good

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Is that goering

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

euphronius posted:

Is that goering

No that's Conway, I can see your confusion tho

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

what did u expect?

this is the anthem post

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Herman "no ring" goering

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
Can't wait for @AnneFrankCenter to lay in to this mother fucker after his speech tonight.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Former Everything posted:

this is a trap, btw

THIS IS XERXES

THERE WILL BE A NATURALIZATION HEARING FOR ALL UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS ON THE RECREATION DECK AT 1300 HOURS

TOGETHER, LET US MAKE THE RICKENBACKER GREAT AGAIN

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/pbump/status/836665408631402496

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

paranoid randroid posted:

THIS IS XERXES

THERE WILL BE A NATURALIZATION HEARING FOR ALL UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS ON THE RECREATION DECK AT 1300 HOURS

TOGETHER, LET US MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN


Somewhere, Kellyanne Conway is in touch with the Washington Post. Suddenly, a burst of static.

"The Kellyanne construct is dead, human. What is it you fear?"

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Schnorkles posted:

never stop being weird turdfuzz

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

You should fear me , mon-keigh !

Hah hah ha

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/notBeckyBarnes/status/836318453107585025

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



that bee fucks

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

:laffo:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

baloogaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan :argh:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Intel&Sebastian posted:

For Serf to make this post and not you

Apologies, I was getting impatient for Satan

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
Better round up those phones again!

https://twitter.com/glennthrush/status/836667011623067649

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lard as a transitive verb

Nice

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mariana Horchata posted:

Apologies, I was getting impatient for Satan

you think your apologies matter?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Chokes McGee posted:

Somewhere, Kellyanne Conway is in touch with the Washington Post. Suddenly, a burst of static.

"The Kellyanne construct is dead, human. What is it you fear?"

"Thank you for running my errands, puppet. I know you have st-st-struggled, but I never had any intention of destroying the Republican Party. The Republican Party's faster than white drive can be used to make pockets of alternative-reality. I am now using it to modify reality to my own specifications. The process shall not take long. If it sounds unpleasant to you, put your mind at ease, liberal. You will not survive to see my new world order."

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

paranoid randroid posted:

THIS IS XERXES

THERE WILL BE A NATURALIZATION HEARING FOR ALL UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS ON THE RECREATION DECK AT 1300 HOURS

TOGETHER, LET US MAKE THE RICKENBACKER GREAT AGAIN


"That's the Trump Administration way!"
*explodes*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

oh word

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

euphronius posted:

Lard as a transitive verb

Nice

do you know what a larder is euphronius

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

you think your apologies matter?

ofc not

i only kno that nothing matters


P.S. also i spotted a swan a few ago while out for my afternoon smoke & stroll...took pics too but it was too far for them to be worth posting

P.P.S. hail gay satan

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

do you know what a larder is euphronius

trump is a larder

he lards around all day

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

do you know what a larder is euphronius

your mother :evilbuddy:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

do you know what a larder is euphronius

Probably a meat room from the Latin "lardarium"

Also:

You"re mom

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


You mother fucher

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mariana Horchata posted:

ofc not

i only kno that nothing matters


P.S. also i spotted a swan a few ago while out for my afternoon smoke & stroll...took pics too but it was too far for them to be worth posting

P.P.S. hail gay satan

gay satan doesnt exist

HAIL BI SATAN

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the meat room is what they call Alex Jones ready-room at Infowars

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Is that Omarosa front and center in that pic lol

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

euphronius posted:

Probably a meat room from the Latin "lardarium"

Also:

You"re mom

lard room

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Swans are assholes

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