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Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i am curious what he is genuinly trying to accomplish. the left won't trust him now and neither will the liberals.
a slam-bang "illegals who sign up for military service will get fast-track citizenship" would make the supposed neocons and the MIC congressmen really happy (because they don't have to pay these enlists very much, as well as not having to raise enlist pay) but also make the younguns who want to shoot browns and 8 year old girls really angry and want to mutiny :yum:

it'll never happen right now because congress is mostly inbred tho

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

9pm eastern.


NEWT

lol he's going to take credit for that tesla car guy's space tourism rocket around the moon

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
we need people like Elizabeth Warren, who some call Pocahontas, to compromise with me on immigration

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

paranoid randroid posted:

hes a good dude and cool

:yeah:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

idk

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Origami Dali posted:

Lol Rosie O'Donnell giving a protest speech outside the capitol rn

she should just dress as bannon for the next 4yrs instead...

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

Yeah there's no compromise, they just want Dems on board in some capacity so they can blame them when it all fails horribly

dems are gonna fall for it too

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

a slam-bang "illegals who sign up for military service will get fast-track citizenship" would make the supposed neocons and the MIC congressmen really happy (because they don't have to pay these enlists very much, as well as not having to raise enlist pay) but also make the younguns who want to shoot browns and 8 year old girls really angry and want to mutiny :yum:

it'll never happen right now because congress is mostly inbred tho

SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP! DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE >>>

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I feel like I should probably go buy some beers before this speech

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

lol at when Benetton used this to sell their lovely clothes made by child labour in the third world

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

bad taste (check)
beating dead horse (check)
turdbutt post (check)

lol time to goldmine this thread

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

wizard on a water slide posted:

spoiler dude: trump has no idea what he's trying to accomplish or what he's doing or what is going on

he's being pulled and pushed in different directions by wranglers and whatever insane whim he thinks will finally garner the electorate's respect

yeah i was gonna add, that i know he is a dumbass who has no original thoughts(or much thought at all) but

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

a slam-bang "illegals who sign up for military service will get fast-track citizenship" would make the supposed neocons and the MIC congressmen really happy (because they don't have to pay these enlists very much, as well as not having to raise enlist pay) but also make the younguns who want to shoot browns and 8 year old girls really angry and want to mutiny :yum:

it'll never happen right now because congress is mostly inbred tho

oh the heinlen approach. fun times.

so my question is, how fast will it be until he starts rambling and ranting?

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

BeOSPOS posted:

SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP! DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE >>>
full fascism will happen any day now, nevermind that our systems are a conflagrating clusterfuck waiting to happen due to entrenchment of sociopathic reactionaries caused by not burning the south hard enough way back when

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




oh god

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

wizard on a water slide posted:

spoiler dude: trump has no idea what he's trying to accomplish or what he's doing or what is going on

he's being pulled and pushed in different directions by wranglers and whatever insane whim he thinks will finally garner the electorate's respect

Let's dispel of this notion that Donald Trump knows what he's doing. He has absolutely no idea what he's doing

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


I think that's from my left foot

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Lastgirl posted:

dems are gonna fall for it too

something tells me this times going to be different

says dem voter

for the 9'th time today

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
also +1 on the thred title making me think of emmy rossum and how great she is



more like emmy awesome

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Mariana Horchata posted:

she should just dress as bannon for the next 4yrs instead...

in the future we'll all be steve bannon for 15 minutes

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Dapper_Swindler posted:

yeah i was gonna add, that i know he is a dumbass who has no original thoughts(or much thought at all) but


oh the heinlen approach. fun times.

so my question is, how fast will it be until he starts rambling and ranting?

what do you mean starts rambling and ranting?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

tacodaemon posted:

in the future we'll all be steve bannon for 15 minutes

i don't think my skin could ever recover from that

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

tacodaemon posted:

in the future we'll all be steve bannon for 15 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_HW_AQiKkc

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

Yossarian-22 posted:

Let's dispel of this notion that Donald Trump knows what he's doing. He has absolutely no idea what he's doing

I really do want to go back to those simpler days when JEB! was making guacamole bowls and we still thought that logical reasoning was a thing that could incite positive change

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/836709358893432832

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

full fascism will happen any day now, nevermind that our systems are a conflagrating clusterfuck waiting to happen due to entrenchment of sociopathic reactionaries caused by not burning the south hard enough way back when

trump will make cop appreciation day every sunday and our future conscripted children will question our look back on us with derision and mockery that we once lived in an age without freedom

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

looks better w/o all the gold poo poo, hot také

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

ugh all I can see is the bad kerning :barf:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



international day of reverence for american law enforcement

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Lol a Chrysler 300

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

Is that valet wearing a cowboy hat? In Vancouver?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



BeOSPOS posted:

ugh all I can see is the bad kerning :barf:

lol the RUMP is running away from the T

e: they should have done one better and put the T on an entirely different building

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Im sure dickless tom perez and the dems will be more than happy to bend over and take trumps bigly wiggly in the name of bipartisanship

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

f#a# posted:

I really do want to go back to those simpler days when JEB! was making guacamole bowls and we still thought that logical reasoning was a thing that could incite positive change

never did i imagine there would come a day when i would long for jeb! bush


but yet here we are

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



BeOSPOS posted:

ugh all I can see is the bad kerning :barf:

Lmao this was my first thought

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Uncle Wemus posted:

Im sure dickless tom perez and the dems will be more than happy to bend over and take trumps bigly wiggly in the name of bipartisanship

They will and tell us to smile about it because IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE or something.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

UV_Catastrophe posted:

never did i imagine there would come a day when i would long for jeb! bush


but yet here we are

I feel legitimately sad for Jeb. He got clowned on by the big angry cheeto and all he wanted was to hand out plastic turtles to kids. :(

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
little over 2 hours until Trump speaks to the nation :pray:

what're the odds he brings up his electoral college victory?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

daily trumpening is two days behind. Did the goon running that get taken out by the Russian mob?

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixv_jRI6VqY

:hai:

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