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Origami Dali posted:the rise of rear end cancer is because of the rise of butt stuff, isn't it. it's likely because millennials can't afford to eat real food so they all have supersize me diets of fast food and liqour
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crazy cloud posted:he really is, chris fucken matthews is alex jones level insane but he puts a tie on and bottles it up 98% of the time. the glimpses of his madness that occasionally leak out are just wonderful yea that plus Holy Cross is a poo poo school
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:*in a very baloogan voice* he is stupid about everything he is the best american
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I put in a new ecobee3 thermostat by the way, I'm adjustin my house temperature while I shitpost I now rule my household's environment with a tyrannical iron fist my wife is probably wondering why the temperature keeps changing
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shiksa posted:https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/836739150489477122 I hope Dems have the courage (lol) to just audibly laugh at every opportunity
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Yudo posted:I had a Swedish car and it was a piece of poo poo. i had two swedish cars and they were really cool but also broke a lot
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Chokes McGee posted:I put in a new ecobee3 thermostat by the way, I'm adjustin my house temperature while I shitpost lol didn't a bunch of ppls INTERNET OF THINGS poo poo go down when the amazon servers went down like, recently? today even
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Mariana Horchata posted:its the depreciation that is the bitch of the bunch that's kinda the point, you buy domestic cars used because they lose like half their value within 2-3 years
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:it's likely because millennials can't afford to eat real food so they all have supersize me diets of fast food and liqour beer is basically bread and bread sustained the masses for years ergo, fits my needs posted:lol didn't a bunch of ppls INTERNET OF THINGS poo poo go down when the amazon servers went down like, recently? today even idgaf my poo poo's behind a firewall and ecobee wasn't affected I mean I guess if someone hacks ecobee's site I'm hosed but meh, I'm pretty sure I'd notice if my house was suddenly 107 degrees or something
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FAUXTON posted:How did squizzle get a hold of the trump twitter holy poo poo has anyone ever seen squiz n trump together??? 🤔
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Elder Postsman posted:i had two swedish cars and they were really cool but also broke a lot fish. those were swedish fish. do we have to explain this again
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FAUXTON posted:How did squizzle get a hold of the trump twitter the deepest cover troll in forums history
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Chokes McGee posted:I put in a new ecobee3 thermostat by the way, I'm adjustin my house temperature while I shitpost I need something like this. I adjust the thermostat and the instant I turn my back, someone in this house swoops in and turns the heat off.
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Chokes McGee posted:I put in a new ecobee3 thermostat by the way, I'm adjustin my house temperature while I shitpost Do you like it? My furnace is too old to use it so when I get I new one this summer I'm gonna throw that in to
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Chokes McGee posted:I put in a new ecobee3 thermostat by the way, I'm adjustin my house temperature while I shitpost extremely stringer bell voice ¿neoliberal is you liveposting gaslighting your devoted fucken wife
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:I need something like this. I adjust the thermostat and the instant I turn my back, someone in this house swoops in and turns the heat off. quit turnin it up so high then
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Chokes McGee posted:I put in a new ecobee3 thermostat by the way, I'm adjustin my house temperature while I shitpost Soon your thermostat will be used to hack Amazon
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:If this speech could be a disaster, well, that would make me happy. trump has never given a speech that hasn't sounded completely loving insane
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Yinlock posted:quit turnin it up so high then It's you, isn't it?
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:it's likely because millennials can't afford to eat real food so they all have supersize me diets of fast food and liqour I don't appreciate being doxxed
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Mariana Horchata posted:yea that plus Holy Cross is a poo poo school checks out. I dated a girl that went to a school called Holy Cross and she was a literal schitzo.
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Origami Dali posted:I don't appreciate being doxxed solidarity 
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BAE OF PIGS posted:i hope no one stands up/claps the entire time. the trump cheer squad will be hooting and hollering the entire time
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Yinlock posted:the trump cheer squad will be hooting and hollering the entire time conveniently right next to the microphones
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:checks out. yea the smart ppl who can afford it end up at Clark, HC is more a catholic prep finishing school with decent networking potential if u (or somebody else) is willing to pay for such a priv
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