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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Schnorkles posted:

having rising stars give the speech means that you forever get someone who could run for something stuck with a terribly unfortunate label

hellloo Mr. Rubio are you thirsty

Who are the rising 'young' stars in the Dem party?

I'm serious, I can't really think of one not named Ellison.

E: Does ED BALLS count as a rising star?

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Dr. Van Nostrum posted:

Van Jones is a loving retard.

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Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Montasque posted:

My big take away from the Dem response to Trump was that they are a party of olds.

I know the Republicans had goof balls give the responses to Obama, but at least they used it as a platform to test out their younger bench.

its literally what happened during the election in reverse. they're going to spend most of their time chasing after white rurals and just assume that they have urban voters on lock because what are they going to do... vote for trump?

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CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

Schnorkles posted:

that was unoffensive and bland as heck in a position where you are basically guaranteed to humiliate yourself

were you taking a piss when he led a two minute standing o as he hid behind a corpse

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Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

DeepDickPizza posted:

I think this stupid speech is making me go full socialist. gently caress you, idiot Dems.

yeah pretty much. i am full chapo left at this point. gently caress the dems, loving cowards.

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Dom is Here: Nov 11, 2016; Lipstick Apathy

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

They don't care about winning elections tho

harsh, but true???

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

having rising stars give the speech means that you forever get someone who could run for something stuck with a terribly unfortunate label

hellloo Mr. Rubio are you thirsty

what this guy said!!!!!

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Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Baloogan posted:

i think the dems should have dusted off sanders to give the response

How about you dust off your pie hole and respond by tossing my salad

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

the sotu response is a suicide mission most of the time, you get a few fuckin minutes in a small room somewgere after the most major scheduled address of the year, youll never come off as impressive in that context

the dnc using it as a farewell for an oldster is at least wiser than trying to improve the visibility of a rising star

who are the rising stars?

i guess the castro brothers and booker?

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Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/836765188372193280

This is the only thing that matters tonight.

no it doesnt because we are watching a GOP wave in 2018 and 2020 +

the democratic party is dead

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Montasque posted:

Who are the rising 'young' stars in the Dem party?

I'm serious, I can't really think of one not named Ellison.

joaquin castro :shrug:

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MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

cams posted:

"just because i support white supremacy and its policies, it's cool because i post about drinking with my buds on the internet" - baloogan, not eating poo poo like he should be doing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbnv37AHpvc

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Montasque posted:

Who are the rising 'young' stars in the Dem party?

I'm serious, I can't really think of one not named Ellison.

E: Does ED BALLS count as a rising star?

Cuomo is going to be the nominee in 2020 Montasque.

And I'm gonna be real mad.

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/836775143573716994

https://twitter.com/LunaMitralLumea/status/836777295574622208

https://twitter.com/LunaMitralLumea/status/836780043900715009

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SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

Baloogan posted:

who are the rising stars?

i guess the castro brothers and booker?

don't turn your back on butter greg....

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Origami Dali: Jan 7, 2005; Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
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tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/836775143573716994

Milquetoast orchestrated horseshit, do the dems not have any real emotions?

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Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Montasque posted:

Who are the rising 'young' stars in the Dem party?

I'm serious, I can't really think of one not named Ellison.

E: Does ED BALLS count as a rising star?

seriouspost: the massive split between the clinton wing and the sanders wing is almost entirely on generational lines

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

how was the speech duders

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UV_Catastrophe: Dec 29, 2008; Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."; Pillbug

why does the sotu response necessarily need to be a suicide mission tho

pretty sure if some guy went up there and did a fiery 5 minute rant about trump, the dem base would love it, and the usual suspects would hate it just as they always do

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Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Montasque posted:

Who are the rising 'young' stars in the Dem party?

I'm serious, I can't really think of one not named Ellison.

E: Does ED BALLS count as a rising star?

there ar no rising stars in the democratic party, its dead

and obama's thirdway optics garbage agenda won over ellison/sanders wing

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

cams posted:

they gave the speech to a kentucky politician because there is enough negative sentiment in kentucky for democrats to make a legitimate, state-wide push there. they made a good decision. it is literally the best use of this position that anyone has ever taken.

critical thinking is not hard

There are so many angles you could take with this and I feel like in a time where the entire nation's at a crisis point, this was a waste. Our president's literally a Russian spy and they're treating it like a milquetoast Romney type.

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

BeOSPOS posted:

joaquin castro

castro, kander, ellison, duckworth, maybe gillibrand

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Agrajag posted:

no it doesnt because we are watching a GOP wave in 2018 and 2020 +

the democratic party is dead

dem thread is that way bud

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

SpaceGoku posted:

don't turn your back on butter greg....

oh poo poo yeah

and yeah... better not waste buttigeig on something this dumb...

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Schnorkles posted:

Cuomo is going to be the nominee in 2020 Montasque.

And I'm gonna be real mad.

He's going to lose.

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

CortezFantastic posted:

were you taking a piss when he led a two minute standing o as he hid behind a corpse

dem response

trumps speech was mildly presidential laced with ein fuhrer.

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Baloogan posted:

who are the rising stars?

i guess the castro brothers and booker?

venom snake

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Montasque posted:

He's going to lose.

probs.

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Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

CortezFantastic posted:

were you taking a piss when he led a two minute standing o as he hid behind a corpse

literally the msot disgusting thing ever

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Agrajag posted:

there ar no rising stars in the democratic party, its dead

and obama's thirdway optics garbage agenda won over ellison/sanders wing

agrajag joins deadgoon in the illustrious "brain completely shattered by some minor dumb thing the dnc did" tier

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Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

logikv9 posted:

how was the speech duders

he didn't piss his pants and said RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM so i guess we won the war on isis

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DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

https://twitter.com/JYSexton/status/836780439557787649

lol

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FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Trump is wanting to repeal Obamacare so they put a guy that is closely associated with the rural face of Obamacare as successfully implemented. Boring as he was, it's supposed to be a big ol' "SUP JOBLESS CRACKERS, THIS IS WHAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING TO GET RID OF, DON'T YOU SHITTERS LIKE BEING ABLE TO SEE A loving DOCTOR FOR YOUR GOUT?" but it fails at a critical point: its reliance on the conservative's capacity for self-reflection.

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

Montasque posted:

Who are the rising 'young' stars in the Dem party?

I'm serious, I can't really think of one not named Ellison.

E: Does ED BALLS count as a rising star?

swalwell, gallego, gabbard, buttigieg, hakeem jeffries, andrew gillum are considered young and up-and-coming by federal politician standards

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