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Robert Plant: Jan 6, 2015

Yo I jacked up my neck yesterday and now that poo poo's in my back too poo poo is weak wtheck

ed: Balls

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

euphronius posted:

Caligula making his halorse a senator was a powerful statement on behalf of the plebes tho

The Forgotten Plebs Will Not Be Forgotten Again

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:20

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Tesseraction posted:

ryan owens isn't reading this

or that 8 year old girl

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:20

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Robert Plant posted:

Yo I jacked up my neck yesterday and now that poo poo's in my back too poo poo is weak wtheck

lol ive said for years your a pain in the ol neck

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:20

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

A Handed Missus posted:

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:20

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Baloogan posted:

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is john but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol�as u can see im very random!!!!

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:21

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

or that 8 year old girl

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:21

Mad Doctor Cthulhu: Mar 3, 2008

I think at this point I'm waiting to see how much Trump fucks up and starts screaming again.

All of this doesn't seem honest, but a setup to see just how far Trumpy is going to go with all the praise.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:21

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

*checks off "still mad about john oliver making fun of trump" on daycrew checklist"

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:21

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Chokes McGee posted:

lol the Washington Post talking about Trump's "steady, muscular tone" in their headlines after an edict last month to treat Trump's administration the same way they treat authoritarian dictators

I'm seriously pissed about this and I don't care if it's a meltdown, this is going bad places and the people who should know better are a-ok with it

"Maybe he'll change if we treat him better? All these experts/psychiatrists told us he responds to positive reinforcement! Wait, what's this? New reports coming in he only listens to his daughter and son-in-law because he fucks his daughter?"

I now understand how Reagan did it. That loving comic posted earlier is so true. :smith:

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:21

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:22

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

I think at this point I'm waiting to see how much Trump fucks up and starts screaming again.

All of this doesn't seem honest, but a setup to see just how far Trumpy is going to go with all the praise.

i almost think its like a 'charm offensive' an attempt to win the heart and mind of the president of the united states

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:22

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

i want to be baffled that the moment an atheist pisshog quoted the bible while pointing to the wife of a man he killed for a political stunt gone horribly wrong by every measure was the moment trump picked up the mantle of dignity borne by presidents past

but considering the history of this country i might have to agree with van jones

i mean its no delaying the paris peace accords to keep vietnam a political issue, but trump isn't a politician

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:23

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Baloogan posted:

Noooo Van, turn left!

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:23

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

mormonpartyboat posted:

breaking news: americans dumb as gently caress

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:23

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

i almost think its like a 'charm offensive' an attempt to win the heart and mind of the president of the united states

didn't they try this like 10 times during the election and trump's response was always to poo poo on them harder

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:23

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

FabioClone posted:

I'm ok with Trump's madness as long as we get to invade other worlds and share the terror of Trump throughout the cosmos.

the worm donalds gilded path

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:23

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Baloogan posted:

maybe trump has a point going after cnn

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:23

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Squizzle posted:

the worm donalds gilded path

the yellow piss road

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:24

RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

Guy DeBorgore posted:

Hey remember how Van Jones was the wokest guy in the room on election night, talking about "whitelash" and poo poo?

well now he's saying that when Trump thanked the Navy SEAL's wife for her service that "he became president in that moment" and "That was one of the most extraordinary moments you have ever seen in American politics"

... what the ~~hell~~ balls?

Trump doesn't poo poo his pants live on television for once and people think it's THE PIVOT.

Give me a loving break.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:24

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

the worm donalds gilded path

We call him the god emperor.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:24

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Chokes McGee posted:

lol the Washington Post talking about Trump's "steady, muscular tone" in their headlines after an edict last month to treat Trump's administration the same way they treat authoritarian dictators

I'm seriously pissed about this and I don't care if it's a meltdown, this is going bad places and the people who should know better are a-ok with it

its really easy for them to make one regret subscribing and only makes you want to go much further left on anything you'd subscribe to even if you get some excess bias because it's objectively correct to poo poo on that speech

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:25

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

Baloogan posted:

make current year man john oliver again

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:25

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

that bit with the widow was loving disgusting and ive seen all of like 2 people on twitter poo poo on it.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:25

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Donal d Shai Hulud Tejmp

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:25

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

*young person is angry because he discovers - to great distress - not everyone agrees with him*

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:26

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i want to punch that smug fucker in the face

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:26

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

RUM HAM posted:

Trump doesn't poo poo his pants live on television for once and people think it's THE PIVOT.

Give me a loving break.

trump has pivoted fully into the presidential role, understanding that with enough bible and enough are troops, you can shame the commentator class into buttchugging your piss

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:26

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Baloogan posted:

*young person is angry because he discovers - to great distress - not everyone agrees with him*

Joke s in you I'm not young

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:26

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/Recode/status/836939397010436097

checkmake, trumpateers :smugmrgw:

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:27

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

i want to punch that smug fucker in the face

he was okay on daily show but its been downhill from there

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:27

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Watch Trump start a war to ensure a supply of dead soldier widows to show up at all his rallies.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:27

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Chokes McGee posted:

lol the Washington Post talking about Trump's "steady, muscular tone" in their headlines after an edict last month to treat Trump's administration the same way they treat authoritarian dictators

I'm seriously pissed about this and I don't care if it's a meltdown, this is going bad places and the people who should know better are a-ok with it

What did you expect? One of the things that came out last spring was that Hillary's State Department had given talking points for basically the exact same thing to reporters in exchange for access and when people complained about it everybody said it was just how politics works and if you didn't realize it then you're naive. I'm not being salty about the primary here. I'm just pointing out that media outlets like WaPo using the words that administrations want them to use is something that has been happening for a long time.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:27