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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





blue squares posted:

lucky for you, you can call VOICE and get him deported! Just repeat "neighbor" and "chad" over and over and he will wind up in North Africa

they'll execute him by hanging

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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Jose posted:

i want to punch him the smug fucker

id really likc to sock him one!

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

I didn't watch the speech. Did he propose anything new? Or, for that matter, lay out any concrete details for any policies, new or old?

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

I like Jon Stewart a lot but people think he is some genius when he really isn't. Dude didn't even know what socialism was beyond "like Sweden"

Yeah, I remember in that "debate" he had with Bill O'Reilly, Stewart clearly did not understand the difference between the debt and the deficit at all.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

euphronius posted:

Lol

Well that's not wrong

if the WH keeps leaking like they had before and doesn't get distracted by the shiny bauble then I'll feel a whole lot better about this

but I somehow get the feeling newspapers won't be interested in Trump's big fat stupid administration for a while

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Chokes McGee posted:

lol the Washington Post talking about Trump's "steady, muscular tone" in their headlines after an edict last month to treat Trump's administration the same way they treat authoritarian dictators

I'm seriously pissed about this and I don't care if it's a meltdown, this is going bad places and the people who should know better are a-ok with it

they mean the steady muscular tone of mourning wifes arms, which trump claims as his property under an executive order based loosely on the terms of droit du seigneur

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Vertical Lime posted:

dow's up 200+ points and it broke 21k

winning

How long until it crashes and burns? Or is this the time it just goes up forever? :allears:

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
I know the dems put together Beshear in an effort to show "Hey we can still have old white guys from economically hosed areas too!" but I hope that was just a test run to see if Beshear might work and instead they put a real rear end in a top hat in next.

We really just need someone to come out and piss people off. Should have just scrapped all prepared remarks and pointed out that the president who was so respectful of the SEAL who died ordered that SEAL to march into a botched raid that his own intel told him was a bad idea and that while Ryan was being riddled with bullets, Trump was gorging himself on lobster and tweeting about his old TV show's ratings. Ride that wave of anger into the healthcare crisis that's coming. If you're not ready to fight to the death, the GOP is.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
the hand wringing about needed qualified candidates for 2020 is cute when we just had an (primary) election where all the young and upcoming nerds got shoved in a locker by the most corrupt dumb old fart in history

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al-Saqr posted:

Teen vogue, braver and more hard hitting.

https://twitter.com/willdizard/status/836926942481952769

TEEN. VOGUE.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Squizzle posted:

thats called irrumatio!!!

ha learn something new evryday!


anime was right posted:

why are hawaiian sweet rolls rly good its really upsetting im gonna die

idk but im still drunk af rn and should prob eat a sixxxer rn cause im feeling especially nasty this morning and dont really want to say something that will have the SS visiting lowtax yet again (and i say this with peace and love for this subforum)...

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Venom Snake posted:

the hand wringing about needed qualified candidates for 2020 is cute when we just had an (primary) election where all the young and upcoming nerds got shoved in a locker by the most corrupt dumb old fart in history

im glad trump got people to shut the gently caress up about campaign finance reform

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
how prescient

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmdFne7LnuA&feature=youtu.be

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mariana Horchata posted:

idk but im still drunk af rn and should prob eat a sixxxer rn cause im feeling especially nasty this morning and dont really want to say something that will have the SS visiting lowtax yet again (and i say this with peace and love for this subforum)...

find a place around u that does good malasadas imo

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

pathetic little tramp posted:

We really just need someone to come out and piss people off. Should have just scrapped all prepared remarks and pointed out that the president who was so respectful of the SEAL who died ordered that SEAL to march into a botched raid that his own intel told him was a bad idea and that while Ryan was being riddle with bullets, Trump was gorging himself on lobster and tweeting about his old TV show's ratings. Ride that wave of anger into the healthcare crisis that's coming. If you're not ready to fight to the death, the GOP is.

jfc yes. All they had to do was go up in front of a camera and go, "The President is a loving liar and disgusting human being, and here's why."

Instead they fall back to their usual "respect for the office" and "safe plays" like they always do

I am MAD on the goddamn internet ugh

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mormonpartyboat posted:

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is john but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

im so proud of that, i literally want to print it out and frame it or leave it on the fridge or something

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The rebuttal is a wasteland that no one with a future will do because it is an impossible follow up

Don't read too much into it

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mariana Horchata posted:

im so proud of that, i literally want to print it out and frame it or leave it on the fridge or something

it fkn owns

id buy it as a bumper sticker

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/836940160709324800

Military coup! Now with 10% less coup!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Chokes McGee posted:

jfc yes. All they had to do was go up in front of a camera and go, "The President is a loving liar and disgusting human being, and here's why."

Instead they fall back to their usual "respect for the office" and "safe plays" like they always do

I am MAD on the goddamn internet ugh
Democrats deserve to lose. America should be a one-party system.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mormonpartyboat posted:

find a place around u that does good malasadas imo

gently caress i want to go to portugal so bad but everyone i kno irl is either poo poo or doesnt have a passport

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/836945439089909762

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

euphronius posted:

The rebuttal is a wasteland that no one with a future will do because it is an impossible follow up

Don't read too much into it

yeah but this was Bobby Jindal levels of cringe inducing

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
unironically you could probably run keith sutherland rp'ing as venom snake in 2020 and win. im not joking

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Democrats deserve to lose. America should be a one-party system.

You know who else had a one party system...

that's right, George Washington

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

proof of concept posted:

not really, because:

i meant the EO

like the EO will be poo poo on no matter when it happens, so waiting a few days or not means nothing

if they wait 3 months to sign it it won't magically become good

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Where is bobby jindals career

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Vladimir Putin posted:

I don't know why people are so up in arms about Trumps speech. He's going to backslide again into his normal poo poo because he's a ducking idiot with severe mental problems. This is all just temporary.

it's mostly because assorted dipshits in the media are lining up to give him a big old blowjob, because it turns out they are exactly the same as trump: thin skinned incompetents incapable of saying bad things about people who are nice to them

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mormonpartyboat posted:

we're only a year or two away from an anime filter

did you knowthat many scientists call what kills off space people before we meet them

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Chokes McGee posted:

jfc yes. All they had to do was go up in front of a camera and go, "The President is a loving liar and disgusting human being, and here's why."

Instead they fall back to their usual "respect for the office" and "safe plays" like they always do

I am MAD on the goddamn internet ugh

Same. Democrats are poo poo. Worthless poo poo.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

euphronius posted:

Where is bobby jindals career

who/what/where/when

and most importantly - why??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPrGYakUgMs

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

The one heartening thing about this is that people don't seem to be falling for it.

But this is C-SPAM twitter that has a definite skew, if Trump's approval numbers suddenly shoot up and stay there I'm going to start vomiting

Serf
May 5, 2011


people have the memory and attention span of a goldfish

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Mobute/status/836956255012933632

euphronius posted:

Where is bobby jindals career

drowned

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
NPR politics crew is firmly in the "didn't poo poo self on stag, but this is not at all a pivot from Bannone/Miller-time" camp. And openly derided a few bits such as his call for an end to trivial fights.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

His numbers will go up because "independents" will come back a bit

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Serf posted:

people have the memory and attention span of a goldfish

i got a great memory but its my attention span thats problematic at times

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Mariana Horchata posted:

im so proud of that, i literally want to print it out and frame it or leave it on the fridge or something

its p. cool

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


euphronius posted:

The rebuttal is a wasteland that no one with a future will do because it is an impossible follow up

Don't read too much into it

Yeah seriously. The rebuttal was loving stupid but they all are. It's a wasted opportunity I guess, but no one expects that speech to be good.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Venom Snake posted:

the hand wringing about needed qualified candidates for 2020 is cute when we just had an (primary) election where all the young and upcoming nerds got shoved in a locker by the most corrupt dumb old fart in history

I dont think id call Bernie a young upcoming nerd, but yes Clinton did shove everyone in to lockers and then proceeded to get shoved herself.

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