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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

what's the difference between a rock and a Navy SEAL? A SEAL can feed a family of worms

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



mormonpartyboat posted:

make lena dunham chat a 6'er offense imo

but what if i want night crew to be barefoot formal

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


the dem rebuttal should have been a lovely vhs tape recorded in the democratic party redoubt in tora bora

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Feminasty Slut posted:

The way Trump used that SEAL's widow was sickening. A good illustration of how I completely do not understand how half the country and apparently the media thinks. They see the world in a completely alien way from my perspective.. That's really the weirdest thing about Trump being president for me, its not even Trump.

You learned how to think critically, unlike half the country.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

euphronius posted:

Cops go after suspects , not criminals

Slight difference

So you're saying that all we need to do is pass a law that makes being a suspect illegal and we're good to go?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Rah! posted:

You learned how to think critically, unlike half the country.

and apparently every journalist covering the event.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Nichael posted:

VOICE is an issue that's too difficult for the cable news to explain so they simply do not.

uh I'm all for it to be honest. I'd rather have a no substance woman with good intentions than a no substance man who pals around with foreign rivals and literal Nazis.

VOICE was the single most dangerous thing he announced in that speech that will get people killed

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Fullhouse posted:

reminder that I made this post yesterday about WaPo and the NYT when a bunch of you were busy sucking them off and then today happened

yeah ill probably cancel nyt, im not paying for wapo cause its a free 6 month soooo

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/836997187863109632

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

tacodaemon posted:

here's the photo that went with it


combined trust fund of millions

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

WCCTNOAM

LiterallyTheWurst
Feb 5, 2015

Sendik's Original

Mariana Horchata posted:

sry im not reading that cause i really dont want to run to the bathroom and throw up all over the fkn place

The New York loving Times posted:

Soon the conversation turned to current events. ''The day they started bombing Iraq, this girl stood up and started screaming that if you were going to your therapist that day that you should go to the rally instead,'' Ms. Dunham said. ''Half the kids were, like, 'That's really offensive!' ''

Everyone laughed hysterically.

Ms. Dunham continued: ''I was, like, ah . . . 'I'm going to therapy!' ''

:suicide:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao you have to open a webchat to cancel your sub

gently caress you nyt

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

you see, it is all part of his masterful negotiating strategy:

opening ask: how about a normal, lying, paid for but not completely mentally deficient or ignorant politician to hold the most responsible / dangerous office in the world

opening bid: i am a mentally challenged, narcissistic, solipsistic, incurious, warmongering, thin skinned, overweight, corrupt, compromised sociopath "elected" by less than a majority, with no desire to be anything else. deal with it.

negotiated resolution: ok i will be a mentally challenged, narcissistic, solipsistic, incurious, warmongering, thin skinned, overweight, corrupt, compromised sociopath "elected" by less than a majority with no desire to be anything else, but, in addition to that, i will read prepared text from time to time

win-win!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Who is talking in this quote

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
If I really try hard I can compliment Girls for

- Putting Adam Driver on TV
- The Shoshanna character was pretty funny for a while

Other than that :whitewater:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Also the bilritish empire was dissolving by the late 19th century

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



remember when brian williams watched his own daughter acting out getting hosed in the rear end

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

If I really try hard I can compliment Girls for

- Putting Adam Driver on TV
- The Shoshanna character was pretty funny for a while

Other than that :whitewater:

Adam Driver is awesome.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Mariana Horchata posted:

i just remembered that dennis hastert is currently in prison and will likely die in prison

he should stay in prison for a period of time equal to the majority of the sentences for the majority of the abuses he committed imo

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



cancellation status: all agents are busy

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

triple sulk posted:

cancellation status: all agents are busy

seriously

lol

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



hiring people to cancel your sub when they could add a single button on the account page. sad

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Intel&Sebastian posted:

If I really try hard I can compliment Girls for

- Putting Adam Driver on TV
- The Shoshanna character was pretty funny for a while

Other than that :whitewater:

There was a scene where a guy ate rear end, right? That's pretty cool.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



VOICE sounds very capital p presidential maybe, also very mein kampfish

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Rah! posted:

You learned how to think critically, unlike half the country.

mmm yes we the goons of some things are awful, dot com are an intellectually elite bunch over the common pleb masses *chuckles*

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Admiral Ray posted:

seriously

lol

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

euphronius posted:

Who is talking in this quote

you could, you know, click the link to the article helpfully provided

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Squizzle posted:

mmm yes we the goons of some things are awful, dot com are an intellectually elite bunch over the common pleb masses *chuckles*

*nods sincerely* ed balls

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



triple sulk posted:

hiring people to cancel your sub when they could add a single button on the account page. sad

nownow we don't want automation taking our jerbs

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Why are you cancelling? They've been doing a ton of great work lately.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

Intel&Sebastian posted:

If I really try hard I can compliment Girls for

- Putting Adam Driver on TV
- The Shoshanna character was pretty funny for a while

Other than that :whitewater:

The gay roommate character is pretty great too.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

poo poo when i canceled on them years ago i just sent a message telling them to gently caress off and blocked my card from paying them.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

tacodaemon posted:

here's the photo that went with it


and thats why i wouldnt make it as waiter in nyc

LOL

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





triple sulk posted:

lmao you have to open a webchat to cancel your sub

gently caress you nyt

the new york times: literally the customer service standard set by porn studios

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



prefect posted:

Why are you cancelling? They've been doing a ton of great work lately.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Admiral Ray posted:

Adam Driver is awesome.

He is and I'll go one further and say Kylo Ren is a good character inversion of Anakin's good guy who struggled with being a baddie.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

StashAugustine posted:

you could, you know, click the link to the article helpfully provided

Lol

Look at this guy

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

triple sulk posted:

cancellation status: all agents are busy

lmao

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



12:21: still busy

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