What was Hillary Clinton's Campaign message?

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comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

#imwithher because she's such a Policy Wonk

just dont look too closely at what those policies are

# ? Feb 26, 2017 02:26

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

comedyblissoption posted:

#imwithher because she's such a Policy Wonk

just dont look too closely at what those policies are

Making sure the state department helped to block a .30 per day wage increase for Haitian workers?

# ? Feb 26, 2017 02:28

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

# ? Feb 26, 2017 03:38

Terror Sweat: Mar 15, 2009

etalian posted:

Making sure the state department helped to block a .30 per day wage increase for Haitian workers?

per hour

# ? Feb 26, 2017 03:56

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Baloogan posted:

ca macho
ca MACHO
CAH MACHO cah macho CAH CMACHO cmachaocamMCOAHCOACMAOCHAOCMAOCH

id unironically, seriously, unironically, unironically in the fullest extent of the word vote for camacho

You'd say this every day then vote for the libertarian hack in the end.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:06

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

comedyblissoption posted:

#imwithher because she's such a Policy Wonk

just dont look too closely at what those policies are

No-fly zones are still hip, right? Gotta win our little proxy war. Hell, I was talking to Kissinger the other day,

# ? Feb 26, 2017 04:11

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

trump talked with kissinger but didn't understand a word

# ? Feb 26, 2017 06:37

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Montasque posted:

Was this her message?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H51HuNX41Fg

Why is this called Funny or Die when they aren't being executed?

# ? Feb 26, 2017 11:13

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

People are disillusioned with politics and desire for something different. I, a 70 year old political granny, will do my best to stick to the status quo as hard as I can.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 11:20

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

come on people, let's show those rich, connected old white men that a rich, connected old white woman can make it in politics as well

# ? Feb 26, 2017 11:33

Nix Panicus: Feb 25, 2007

super sweet best pal posted:

Why is this called Funny or Die when they aren't being executed?

When I said that video was an unfunny desperate and out of touch gasp to appeal to millennials the Hillarymen all scoffed that 'No, its a parody!'.

Yeah, I understood that it was a parody. An unfunny desperate and out of touch parody.

# ? Feb 26, 2017 20:50

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Lord of Pie posted:

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:45

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

rumble in the bunghole posted:

What was her score?

227

# ? Feb 26, 2017 21:49

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

DoctorGonzo posted:

227

Savage.

# ? Feb 27, 2017 00:28

Terror Sweat: Mar 15, 2009

Baloogan posted:

trump talked with kissinger but didn't understand a word

this is probably the best case scenario of their chat

# ? Feb 27, 2017 01:15

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

think it was this op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqLfvQfuvsA

# ? Feb 27, 2017 02:04

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

http://www.hillarybeattrump.org/

# ? Feb 27, 2017 07:18

Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

tormp........... bad

# ? Feb 27, 2017 17:29

Prof. Lurker: Mar 10, 2015; I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!

# ? Feb 27, 2017 19:07

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I MAY NOT BE Tupac but I PLAN ON EXTORTING YOU FOREVER

# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:14

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dTh3iI0is8

# ? Feb 28, 2017 03:30

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

A dab a day keeps the orange man away

# ? Feb 28, 2017 03:42

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

ca macho
ca MACHO
CAH MACHO cah macho CAH CMACHO cmachaocamMCOAHCOACMAOCHAOCMAOCH

id unironically, seriously, unironically, unironically in the fullest extent of the word vote for camacho

I think about 70% of the country would. Hell I bet if Terry Crews ran for president as Ca Macho he would win.

Bernie would have won.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 03:46

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

America is already great because America is good

# ? Feb 28, 2017 03:47

Nix Panicus: Feb 25, 2007

Breakfast All Day posted:

think it was this op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqLfvQfuvsA

The literal hissing always gets me. Who hisses?

# ? Feb 28, 2017 07:14

Gyra_Solune: Apr 24, 2014; Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

i could not pick up on the hissing and i don't want to listen to hillary clinton say a thing three times

# ? Feb 28, 2017 07:57

breaklaw: May 12, 2008

Hillary won the first and third debates. She lost the second one more than Trump won it. I think she was thrown off her game by the no podium wandering around format.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 09:27

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Homeless Friend has issued a correction as of 10:17 on Feb 28, 2017

# ? Feb 28, 2017 10:15

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Homeless Friend posted:

trump imagining sex with Hillary, then immediately feeling the cold touch of shame as he paced like a dog behind her

a thought occurred to him, if he jails her, he need never admit to himself he ever got a woody for a woman his own age

# ? Feb 28, 2017 10:34

Prav: Oct 29, 2011

Not a Step posted:

The literal hissing always gets me. Who hisses?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmfQbyAWzyU

# ? Feb 28, 2017 12:05

MeatwadIsGod: Sep 30, 2004; Foretold by Gyromancy

Nonsense posted:

http://www.hillarybeattrump.org/

This is pathetic as hell. Jesus.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 15:25

gobbagool: Feb 5, 2016; by R. Guyovich; Doctor Rope

MeatwadIsGod posted:

This is pathetic as hell. Jesus.

someone else said it, maybe in the other thread "West Wing for the sadbrains generation"

# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:12

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

http://www.hillarybeattrump.org/home/2017/1/6/merkel-and-trudeau-congratulate-clinton-plan-gryffindor-themed-white-house-sleepover

There are no words...

# ? Feb 28, 2017 23:49

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

The one about Clinton pursuing sweeping Wall Street reforms is loving hilarious.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 03:24

comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

im going to make them #cutitout

# ? Mar 1, 2017 08:20

The Kingfish: Oct 21, 2015

Gringostar posted:

visit my website

The Kingfish posted:

Lets suppose I am a working class man in Michigan. My family is struggling financially and I am economically anxious and I want to see what she will do for me. I go to HRC's website and click "issues" that takes me here:
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/

I click on the "Economy and jobs" tab and there are literally twenty sub-catagories for me to chose from. These sub-categories are alphabetized. I choose the "An economy that works for everyone" sub-category because that seems like the one most likely to tell me what I want. That takes me here:

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/an-economy-that-works-for-everyone/

And this is the first thing I see:

HRC posted:
The measure of our success will be how much incomes rise for hardworking families. How many children are lifted out of poverty. How many Americans can find good jobs that support a middle class life�and not only that, jobs that provide a sense of dignity and pride. That�s what it means to have an economy that works for everyone, not just those at the top. That�s the mission, and I�m asking all of you to join me in it.
Hillary, June 22, 2016

That doesn't tell me anything, so I scroll down and read on:

"HRC posted:
Despite the progress we�ve made in coming back from the Great Recession, we face a set of core challenges to building an economy that works for everyone�including a political system that is doing too little to help working Americans, an economic system that encourages too many corporations to favor short-term profits over long-term investments, and outdated workplace policies that aren�t meeting the needs of modern families.

Ok now I'm starting to get pissed/bored, because obviously that doesn't mean anything either. I scroll down further:

As president, Hillary has a five-point plan to meet these challenges

A 100-days jobs plan: Break through Washington gridlock to make the boldest investment in good-paying jobs since World War II.

Make debt free college available to all Americans.

Rewrite the rules so that more companies share profits with employees�and fewer ship profits and jobs overseas.

Make certain that corporations, the wealthy, and Wall Street pay their fair share.

Enact policies that meet the challenges families face in the 21st-century economy.

Each of these bullet points has an accompanying paragraph that finally hints at actual policy.