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Wired review, it's great!
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lol I said it before I'll say it again, this is Nintendo's last console Hello Super Mario PS5
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Mar 1, 2017 20:11
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Hustlin Floh posted:My favorite part of looking in the Games thread is when people talk about how they're going to buy some lovely indie game for the third time because now they can play it on some new piece of trash Lol same but with even more contempt
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Mar 1, 2017 20:13
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:it has the same battery life as the 3ds hth Yup, it's not like the 3DS battery life is good. Handheld battery life has been lackluster since the DS Lite/PSP days and has only gone downhill with the 3DS. The Switch has a pretty huge battery so it's not bad in comparison.
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Mar 1, 2017 20:15
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Nothing will beat the vitas standby time of months. Vita meant life.
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Mar 1, 2017 20:24
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The Vita is a cool console that has 2 major design flaws that ruin the whole thing. Proprietary, way too pricey storage, and not having the exact same controls as a PS3/Ps4, making Remote Play sketchy at best.
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Mar 1, 2017 20:25
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But the Nintendo Switch has several major design flaws so that means it'll do awesome
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Mar 1, 2017 20:25
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:The Vita is a cool console that has 2 major design flaws that ruin the whole thing. Also: back touch pad lmao good thing barely anything uses it / requires it
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Mar 1, 2017 20:40
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Code Jockey posted:Also: back touch pad lmao Meh, it's not really a flaw. It doesn't affect anything
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Mar 1, 2017 20:43
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:it has the same battery life as the 3ds hth
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Mar 1, 2017 20:44
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I hated it. It was slippery. Also, one account per device, making the region freeness tedious
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Mar 1, 2017 20:44
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:Meh, it's not really a flaw. It doesn't affect anything Well, true. I guess it's just a funny design thing. Here's a nice flaw in the Vita TV: blacklisting of Vita titles which work totally fine on it when said blacklist is removed. Some of them are due to hardware differences, like Touch My Katamari is blocked, but if I recall it played perfectly fine when I tried it, you just couldn't do the touch stuff as easily [touch can be emulated using the DS3 or via the DS4 touch pad]. Lumines though? Why block that? Eat dongs, Sony. t 
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Mar 1, 2017 20:57
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Code Jockey posted:Well, true. I guess it's just a funny design thing. Vita TV is garbage. I actually remote play on my Vita from my PS4 on the occasion I don't need triggers or analog stick presses and it's a fantastic feature. It just doesn't work on a ton of games due to missing controls
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Mar 1, 2017 20:59
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:Vita TV is garbage. I like the Vita TV now that it's been hacked, it's a tiny little device that can run PS1, Vita, and emulate everything up to PS1. Of course the raspberry pi can do all of that except play Vita titles and it doesn't require atrociously expensive memory cards, too bad I didn't realize this until recently
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Mar 1, 2017 21:04
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switch thread has been going ape poo poo for 5 time also ran poo poo-indie(shitdie) titles and 30 year old neo geo games for 500 pages now since... get this... a nintendo console has NO GAMES 
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Mar 1, 2017 21:06
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Breath of the wild is going to be the greatest game of all time.
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Mar 1, 2017 21:06
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Carmant posted:Breath of the wild is going to be the greatest game of all time. for me to poop on 
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Mar 1, 2017 21:10
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 From Eurogamer. Obstructed means not directly pointed at the dock.http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/digitalfoundry-2017-switch-joy-cons-tested-are-there-really-de-sync-issues Nintendo does what all the other consoles don't
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Mar 1, 2017 21:23
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Yup, it's not like the 3DS battery life is good. Handheld battery life has been lackluster since the DS Lite/PSP days and has only gone downhill with the 3DS. The Switch has a pretty huge battery so it's not bad in comparison. yet my samsung tablet lasts all day on one change. its almost like nintendo sucks at designing hardware
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Mar 1, 2017 22:06
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Yup, it's not like the 3DS battery life is good. Handheld battery life has been lackluster since the FTFY, hth.
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Mar 1, 2017 22:10
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a bone to pick posted:omg its a loving piece of poo poo lmfao, their brand new game barely hits 30fps and the desync issue is even worse than previously thought. TYOOL 2017 their showcase game runs at 900p max lmao
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Mar 1, 2017 22:13
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lol that actually sounds pretty loving bad
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Mar 1, 2017 22:17
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you might say ive switched positions on this
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Mar 1, 2017 22:18
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quote:The left half of the Joy-Con controller simply wont stay synced to the console. Either its connected but severely laggy, so button presses either register late or not at all, or it simply drops the connection. Its a total showstopper. I don't understand how this poo poo happens. This isn't a minor glitch or error, this is "the product is literally unusable for one of its major purposes." I'm sure it's a software issue that will get patched out (probably?) but jesus man did you guys not just have anyone sit down and play the thing for a couple days before you sent it out for reviews? How did QC drop the ball so hard? e: Also it sounds like I need to buy all kinds of overpriced accessories just to make it do what it should be doing in the first place - being unable to charge the controller while the Switch is in TV mode without a $30 accessory??? get hosed.
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Mar 1, 2017 22:20
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Rutibex posted:yet my samsung tablet lasts all day on one change. its almost like nintendo sucks at designing hardware are you playing 3-d intensive games on it all day or browsing forums
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Mar 1, 2017 22:22
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I hadn't thought about the requirement of buying a second a/c adapter. Get bent Nintendo.
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Mar 1, 2017 22:24
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Nuts and Gum posted:TYOOL 2017 their showcase game runs at 900p max lmao its the xbox one of nintendo consoles, even down to the 32 _bytes of wrong memory
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Mar 1, 2017 22:25
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this device seems like a real piece of poo poo
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Mar 1, 2017 22:39
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:are you playing 3-d intensive games on it all day or browsing forums i watch videos of people playing 3-d intensive games
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Mar 1, 2017 22:39
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Rutibex posted:i watch videos of people playing 3-d intensive games
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Mar 1, 2017 22:42
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Moridin920 posted:I don't understand how this poo poo happens. This isn't a minor glitch or error, this is "the product is literally unusable for one of its major purposes." It's probably hardware issue but read the article. It only happens in a small room and only when it's obstructed. It doesn't happen in larger rooms at all.
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Mar 1, 2017 22:44
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bruvs be4 luvs
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Mar 1, 2017 22:44
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Dubplate Fire posted:It only happens in a small room and only when it's obstructed. It doesn't happen in larger rooms at all. Isn't this a Japanese company though lol? A country where the average apartment size is <200 square feet?
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Mar 1, 2017 22:46
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"Don't lose money on hardware. But also try to keep price around the same as the competition." Nintendo's sound business strategy. This is single-handedly loving over the future of their company. This is why their consoles have the processing power of a phone. This is why they have to rely on lovely gimmicks. This is why their third party is dead. This is why their consoles have no games. This is why they don't sell. Round and round it goes uggghhhh
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Mar 1, 2017 22:59
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Hmmm maybe designing a system that makes sense in a Japanese sized home where the walls are never more than 3 meters from each other and creating a bunch of Japanese aimed games and Japanese style peripherals wasn't such a great a great idea I mean to put it in perpsepctive, most of the people I know here in Tokyo still use a MP3 players and CDs in addition to their smartphones for the reason that it already exists, these are the type of people who are creating this system
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Mar 1, 2017 23:16
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Teikanmi posted:Hmmm maybe designing a system that makes sense in a Japanese sized home where the walls are never more than 3 meters from each other and creating a bunch of Japanese aimed games and Japanese style peripherals wasn't such a great a great idea Dubplate Fire posted: It only happens in a small room and only when it's obstructed. It doesn't happen in larger rooms at all.
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Mar 1, 2017 23:18
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Nuts and Gum posted:TYOOL 2017 their showcase game runs at 900p max lmao And the framerate is so bad that it will pause for over a second whenever there's a big explosion etc
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Mar 1, 2017 23:19
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so..I should just buy a 3ds?
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Mar 1, 2017 23:27
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:And the framerate is so bad that it will pause for over a second whenever there's a big explosion etc lmao the switch is my computer from 5 years ago
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Dubplate Fire posted:It's probably hardware issue but read the article. It only happens in a small room and only when it's obstructed. It doesn't happen in larger rooms at all. "Being held in small, enclosed spaces, or pressed against something obstructing its path does it no favours.". I'm pretty sure it's talking about hands, I can't imagine what the actual size of the room would have to do with anything, and the chart shows it getting much worse with any distance so
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