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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


nopants posted:

The Democrats nominating the only African-American billionaire to run for President would be so perfect.
She made her wealth through actual talent and skill though, she wasn't born to anything. I think that's something worthy of respect.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
also announcing AG RuPaul would probably make Ron Paul real confused for an hour or so

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Me and my wife watched an entire season of RuPaul's drag race without realizing the the name Sharon Needles was a pun drag name.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Regular Nintendo posted:

This was just literally on my loving tv



*boomer sitting at the roulette table wearing only underpants and shoes with those old-timey leg straps*

"sir i'll really have to ask you to stop gamb-"

"ALL IN ON WOKE, GODDAMNIT"

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

winfrey or die hard

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
Member when rupaul got flack for using she mail on drag race

It's like

Maybe don't go after rupaul, why would you do that

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nichael posted:

Also, the only drawback to Oprah is the fact that she gave anti-vaccine people a platform, but lol so has Donald.

Donald has given himself a platform yes

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




logikv9 posted:

My keyboard prediction is weird

MATT LAUER GO FROM MY BED

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



:psyduck:

https://twitter.com/oreillyfactor/status/837060331516096512

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

Tatum Girlparts posted:

my dudes we're in day whatever of President Casino Magnate And Reality Host, yes I will take Lady What Had A Talkshow 2020

The only way to adequately retaliate and spite the MAGA culture warriors is to elect a black woman who appoints only minorities to her cabinet. DoD / DHS must be run by Muslim trans women

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

shiksa posted:

Member when rupaul got flack for using she mail on drag race

It's like

Maybe don't go after rupaul, why would you do that

big freedia and rupaul have both been given poo poo for using/preferring feminine pronouns despite not being trans

the race to be the Most Correct is the dumbest goddamn thing

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/johnmcquaid/status/837076943958859776

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

moveable shape posted:

The only way to adequately retaliate and spite the MAGA culture warriors is to elect a black woman who appoints only minorities to her cabinet. DoD / DHS must be run by Muslim trans women

Press Secretary Grace Jones declines to answer any questions in favor of an extended performance of Pull Up to the Bumper, while a number of pole dancers clad only in body paint gyrate furiously

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Oprah Winfrey may be the only change Democrats have of ever winning anything again, and I hope she runs.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



Excuse me but how does warming cause a blizzard

get a brian, moran

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://twitter.com/bykowicz/status/837074126296727552

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oprah Winfrey may be the only change Democrats have of ever winning anything again, and I hope she runs.

Unbelievably, I agree.

Oprah 2020.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Oh and y'all fell for it huh go figure

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Regular Nintendo posted:

This was just literally on my loving tv



I've spent a lot of time in 2017 on these forums asking "is this real or are goons getting better At photoshop?"

Goons aren't any better at photoshop...

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Office Pig posted:

Unbelievably, I agree.

Oprah 2020.
I'm not kidding at all, only Oprah can pull the Dems out of their self-inflicted death spiral*

*For more information on self-inflicted death spirals, please read Uzumaki, a retelling of real events by Japanese historian Junji Ito

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

paranoid randroid posted:

Press Secretary Grace Jones declines to answer any questions in favor of an extended performance of Pull Up to the Bumper, while a number of pole dancers clad only in body paint gyrate furiously

at last an end to political correctness

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

shiksa posted:

Oh and y'all fell for it huh go figure

"he tricked us in exactly the same way for the 8th time, how could this be"

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm not kidding at all, only Oprah can pull the Dems out of their self-inflicted death spiral*

*For more information on self-inflicted death spirals, please read Uzumaki, a retelling of real events by Japanese historian Junji Ito

I know you aren't! That is what is unbelievable!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

shiksa posted:

Oh and y'all fell for it huh go figure

im impressed both by how the press continues to be a bunch of rubes and how the administration is legitimately unable to foster any kind of positive relationship with them

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




trump is a great option some tahini is rad at gonzo the the past couple of weeks and im not sure what my text messages last night and something where during the Obama machine gun blast of amazing new kind of a trump ik powers reach that far as nixon but id deffo dress and the Plumber the Plumber the Plumber the Plumber the Plumber the Plumber the Plumber the Plumber the

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm not kidding at all, only Oprah can pull the Dems out of their self-inflicted death spiral*

*For more information on self-inflicted death spirals, please read Uzumaki, a retelling of real events by Japanese historian Junji Ito

*the oprah book club just becomes wall to wall das kapital*

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

if anyone can get away with giving americans "free poo poo" like single payer healthcare and zero tuition public university it's gonna be oprah tbh

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Turdfuzz posted:

winfrey or die hard

turd fuzzy get dizzy

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hey maybe Donald Trump is growing into his role of being presi- *catches sight of "Kick Me" sign taped to back* aw son of a bitch, ive been hornswoggled once again

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/ReutersPolitics/status/837075538959269892
https://twitter.com/ReutersPolitics/status/837076087683309568

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

look under your seats america

oh is there nothing there?

that's because "nothing" is what you'll have to pay to go to the doctor now

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




trump may be right. he may be crazy. but it just may be a lunatic he's looking for

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Fundraiser concert?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Hey I just met you


Here's my number
Call me maybe

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

SpaceGoku posted:

if anyone can get away with giving americans "free poo poo" like single payer healthcare and zero tuition public university it's gonna be oprah tbh

id be down if her policy platform was good and it isn't vague like obamas was

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


RuPaul for Attorney General? That's ridiculous! I want a serious AG like Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions the Third, a KKK sympathizer with an unsettling cherubic face.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
Trump is poised for a children's book thrown out of my dude that's baby poo poo about pence

That's a pretty good predictive text

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

For some reason Oprah does not trigger my self defense mechanisms.

I must check my wiring and other human features.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

SpaceGoku posted:

if anyone can get away with giving americans "free poo poo" like single payer healthcare and zero tuition public university it's gonna be oprah tbh

i want to see president oprah not shy away from perceptions of being an Angry Black Person

i betcha she can really bring the heat

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Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


"okay gang looks like what we're doing is both retarded and impossible, lets touch base in another week and see where we stand" - team POTUS

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