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Dial-a-Dog posted:"Being held in small, enclosed spaces, or pressed against something obstructing its path does it no favours." So it won't work in my butt then? drat, gotta rethink my plans....
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 23:34 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:07 |
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More like the Nintendo Squish because.... ummmm... errr........... IT SUCKJS!!!!
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 23:35 |
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the charging port is on the bottom of the screen? thats dumb as hell
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 23:38 |
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Roargasm posted:the charging port is on the bottom of the screen? thats dumb as hell lol so you cant charge it when its stood up on its little stand thing
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 23:42 |
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Roargasm posted:the charging port is on the bottom of the screen? thats dumb as hell sounds like something out of Tim Cook's playbook
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 23:43 |
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Dial-a-Dog posted:"Being held in small, enclosed spaces, or pressed against something obstructing its path does it no favours.". I'm pretty sure it's talking about hands, I can't imagine what the actual size of the room would have to do with anything, and the chart shows it getting much worse with any distance so Hey man wireless controllers are very cutting edge technology so it's understandable that Nintendo would be struggling with getting them to work reliably
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 23:43 |
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Code Jockey posted:lmao the switch is my computer from 5 years ago My cheap laptop with a mobile GPU from six years ago played games that looked better than their showcase.
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 23:46 |
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you cant even charge the controllers while you're playing on the loving tv?
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 23:48 |
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lol I cant even buy breath of the wild for my wii U because I live in a different region from where I bought it gently caress my gay life
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 23:52 |
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bitmap posted:lol I cant even buy breath of the wild for my wii U because I live in a different region from where I bought it gently caress my gay life region locking lol a cursory google search says the switch won't be region locked, so hooray for that I guess? e. lmao from Nintendo's site quote:Does the Wii U Have Region Encoding? the gently caress does region locking have to do with parental controls
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# ? Mar 1, 2017 23:55 |
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Code Jockey posted:region locking lol a cursory googling also says that the switch is a baffling piece of dogshit. I've been trolling in this thread as a nintendo fanboy for like 20 pages, and went as far as to make fun of people who thought buying the switch for just one game was asinine. Now I gotta eat poo poo and buy a busted console to play one game for reals and it STINKS.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:01 |
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5/10 from Wired Sounds like a day one buy for me
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:07 |
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Friends, I think the Switch might be bad.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:07 |
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bitmap posted:lol I cant even buy breath of the wild for my wii U because I live in a different region from where I bought it gently caress my gay life Softmod, , and play!
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:10 |
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Serak posted:
also it apparently only takes an hour to beat the new zelda
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:11 |
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Serak posted:
but mario
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:13 |
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Mammal Sauce posted:Softmod, , and play! I'll just get a friend to mail me a wii u pal copy. in two pages i've done a complete 180 and can see, with eyes unclouded, that the switch is bad.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:14 |
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Serak posted:
One of the reviews I read was like "yeah a bunch of this stuff isn't available yet and you need to buy some extra accessories to actually use it and some things don't appear to work right but I'm playing Zelda right now so it's great!!!!". Great review there.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:29 |
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a bone to pick posted:sounds like something out of Tim Cook's playbook jfc
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:43 |
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Lol if you're mad that the Switch is region locked
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:44 |
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Lemming posted:Lol if you're mad that the Switch is region locked justifications for region locking in tyool 2017 include the folllowing:
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:45 |
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Lemming posted:Lol if you're mad that the Switch is region locked goons get salty when they cant play their jack off anime panty games
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:45 |
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Code Jockey posted:justifications for region locking in tyool 2017 include the folllowing: It's lol because it's not region locked
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:47 |
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https://twitter.com/mcwm/status/837003695330115590
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:48 |
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its not region locked, but that doesn't matter because according to the wired dude it couldn't even survive the rigors of a daily train trip during a week of testing. jfc.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:48 |
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Serak posted:
I'm very happy that next-next gen PC Zelda is a go.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:48 |
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Lemming posted:It's lol because it's not region locked *wads up hat, throws it on the ground*
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:48 |
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The Dreamcast was better than Switch.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:52 |
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Kainser posted:The Dreamcast was better than Switch. the dreamcast was better than most consoles
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:52 |
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it will be locked in the region that contains all of nintendo's other failed consoles that you bought, so in a sense it is region locked
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:53 |
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The magic of USB-C
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:55 |
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Serak posted:
[*] Loses charge while being used in docked mode
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:57 |
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a bone to pick posted:it will be locked in the region that contains all of nintendo's other failed consoles that you bought, so in a sense it is region locked its all coming down around my ears. the wii was...bad. the wii u was bad! I didnt need that dumb controller screen! I only have three games and one of them is a remaster of a gamecube game! holy gently caress
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:57 |
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Arms_Akimbo posted:[*] Loses charge while being used in docked mode I assumed that's because the Switch is racing for it's life trying to keep up rendering at 900p and basically threw any semblance of power management out the window
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:59 |
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I can't wait to buy the region free all zelda games bundle version of breath of the wild from the steam PC store of 2021.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:59 |
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Bad news y'all the games taste bad http://kotaku.com/nintendo-switch-cartridges-taste-so-bad-1792869498
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 01:01 |
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Arms_Akimbo posted:[*] Loses charge while being used in docked mode The reviewers said it seems to stop at 88%, so if this is intentional, it's likely because in the long term, if the battery always remains fully charged, lithium ion batteries lose storage capacity the fastest if they're stored fully charged. The overall lifetime of the battery is extended if it doesn't always sit at 100% capacity, so that's probably why.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 01:02 |
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Lemming posted:The reviewers said it seems to stop at 88%, so if this is intentional, it's likely because in the long term, if the battery always remains fully charged, lithium ion batteries lose storage capacity the fastest if they're stored fully charged. The overall lifetime of the battery is extended if it doesn't always sit at 100% capacity, so that's probably why. this makes sense, but in my case wouldnt matter, because if i get this turd, I'll just get a pro controller and the system will never leave its dock
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 01:06 |
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Maybe Nintendo and Sega will merge
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a new study bible! posted:Maybe Nintendo and Sega will merge Niga
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