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Cowcaster posted:guess we should ask the mods to close the thread in the meantime?
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Cowcaster posted:you're a dipshit
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BrianWilly posted:Absofuckinglutely This playground slapfight is getting tedious, so sure.
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Unlike Clancy Brown, I'm not here to be your daddy. I'd say that the rules of the forum say to make posts worth reading, but I just checked the Games Rules thread for the first time in a long time and it's basically just satirical nonsense now, so what do I know? This is not, nor has it ever been, a Bioware “Safe Space.” We have been making fun of and arguing about Bioware and their problems since the first page, because this is basically the All Things Mass Effect thread. You are entirely entitled to make fun of their dumb poo poo and gently caress ups here. From the whole franchise! Bitch about their dumb comics or goofy animations! That's fun, because a lot of it is very, very silly, and some or a lot is pretty bad! But you can also post the stuff you like about this franchise, too. And if something you're looking forward to happens to be the game in the title text, that's great. Makes all my time digging corn nuggets of news out for you guys feel a little bit more worthwhile. Let's at least try to make the thread interesting or fun to read. Don't get mad about video games. Stay cool; have fun; make jokes; talk about Mass Effect. I liked BARON CYBER SKULL's shrinking Ryder gag. That was funny! marshmallow creep fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Mar 2, 2017 |
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There's also using ignore, or actually not reading posts you don't like.
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I think the ignore function would be better if it just hid the entire post, rather than basically spoilered the words in it. If you ignore a poster why should you even see their ratbastard ugly avatar/name in a thread? On topic - the degloved Jarl alien is the first time I've seen them without their bulky clothes (and I guess skin,  ) and it looks like it's not tentacles, but just some really loving huge front-rotated lats. Kinda like the Kardassians from one of those Star Treks.I'm not sure which design I liked better - when I thought they had tentacles, or when I saw they had weird muscles. Bioware's Keeping up with the Kardassians. Drifter fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Mar 2, 2017 |
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SgtSteel91 posted:There's also using ignore, or actually not reading posts you don't like. Lol this guy You'll be the first sacrifice to SmallRyder
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Ein Sexmonster posted:And yea I don't expect another Doom. That game looked incredibly mediocre pre-launch and turned out to be the best SP shooter of the year I thought that game was going to be good! Or I guessed right, pretty much. I also think this will very likely be good! In both cases a dev with a track record of games I mostly liked spent years making another game in a genre they've done well in before. And I like what the devs have said about the game. Didn't see a lot of the single-player of either game ahead of time. I think people put too much stock in the marketing materials, but I guess that's what we have to go on, that or the track record of the dev and speculation about how you think this particular project has gone. I go with the latter, unless I see something in a gameplay video that is appalling or something. tl;dr, who knows, could be good, I'm interested. Unlike DOOM I may not pre-order this one, but I'll play it sometime for sure. Possibly right when it's out, if I beat Zelda by then.
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SgtSteel91 posted:There's also using ignore, or actually not reading posts you don't like. Much like Brad Pitt, I can't read. I use a text-to-speech program when I need my Something Awful.
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I think everyone in here is way too mad about this game that isn't even out yet, but this is funny as gently caress
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marshmallow creep posted:Much like Brad Pitt, I can't read. I post on the forums with a text-to-speech program. Oh christ you have to hear all of this I'm so sorry You're the true hero, take a ryder I hear their pocket sized
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Error 404 posted:I think everyone in here is way too mad about this game that isn't even out yet, but this is funny as gently caress 
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marshmallow creep posted:Makes all my time digging corn nuggets of news out for you guys feel a little bit more worthwhile. I read them! Sometimes!
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Ahh poo poo Ryder got into the loving air vents again god damnit. Someone get a broom and a very small net.
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"Ryder, when I said I wanted you deep inside me, I didn't mean my bloodstream."
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Bighead Ryder dildos seem an obvious blackmarket opportunity for someone.
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Number Ten Cocks posted:Bighead Ryder dildos seem an obvious blackmarket opportunity for someone.
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PureRok posted:I only watched the first few seconds of the video, and that's all I needed: when the game mirrors your reaction to it
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Ein Sexmonster posted:I didn't know there was a market for miniature dildos Maybe it's more of a butt plug with an extended handle.
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Pictured: Small Ryder and Bigger Luke embark on a life of adventure
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Ein Sexmonster posted:I didn't know there was a market for miniature dildos There's a sounding joke in there somewhere The only thing I want to know about the ME A multiplayer is what race class combos are going to be in from the jump. Also if we're going to be able to equip melee weapons to our Multiplayer character like the Single Player character. I'd love to be some sneaky sneak assassin and then pull out a giant gently caress off hammer to smash dudes
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Can someone post that female Ryder doing Elaine dance animation from the peebee video? I can't find it and that poo poo is tight as gently caress Bioware animating.
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Burkion posted:There's a sounding joke in there somewhere Only if there's a tiptoe animation for the Krogan holding it.
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Error 404 posted:Pictured: Small Ryder and Bigger Luke embark on a life of adventure Lmao I forgot about this image Embarrassing
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Is that a pic of ME3 star child finally at home
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JBP posted:Can someone post that female Ryder doing Elaine dance animation from the peebee video? I can't find it and that poo poo is tight as gently caress Bioware animating. 
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Hell yeah that's the ticket.
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Thank loving god you can create your own character. I'm gonna be a huge oval office to my ugly stupid looking autistic sibling and I cannot wait.
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I liked Inquisition and the Tresapsser Dlc got me really interested in the next Dragon Age game But I got nothing for whatever Sara is doing edit: Glenn Quebec posted:Thank loving god you can create your own character. I'm gonna be a huge oval office to my ugly stupid looking autistic sibling and I cannot wait. I don't know if any sort of CC can make that OG Star Trek shaking work
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:Lmao I forgot about this image I saw it and did not remember it was from mass effect until you mentioned it
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:Lmao I forgot about this image In the future babies are born with adult proportions, it makes everything easier as they grow up.
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SgtSteel91 posted:I liked Inquisition and the Tresapsser Dlc got me really interested in the next Dragon Age game loving lmao no the animations have and always will be terrible. I'm not sure how I'm going to make RYDER a celibate warrior monk like Shepherd had been. I mean Shep could just harp on the REAPERS and focus on that. But if you're just kind of exploring as a pathfinder or whatever you def would be slamming some alien tail or butt cloaca puss I dunno the right anatomy.
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SgtSteel91 posted:I don't know if any sort of CC can make that OG Star Trek shaking work I think it's that her feet are bolted to the ground that gets me. So she's a swiveling action figure like the GI Joes I had as a kid.
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Lmao at riker also YouTube the compilation of riker sitting on chairs
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marshmallow creep posted:I think it's that her feet are bolted to the ground that gets me. So she's a swiveling action figure like the GI Joes I had as a kid. All those suits have magnetized boots. But yeah, you're right. Aside from the DEATHRICTUS her legs should be moving to maintain her balance, or she should take a step or two to face her new direction. It's just a really bad Neo Matrix bullet dodge.
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This comparison is a good way to show why the badness of ME is nbd to me. Its star trek. I love star trek, its always been bad, but I love it.
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Drifter posted:All those suits have magnetized boots. But yeah, you're right. Aside from the DEATHRICTUS her legs should be moving to maintain her balance, or she should take a step or two to face her new direction. Look at her hand.
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