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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Epic High Five posted:

Frankly, I do not want Obama working on the downticket because I don't trust him to pick the right people and he had his chance once already and failed

id be fine with him touring the country getting gerrymandering fixed

i think he knows someone with a trans am who has some free time

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/ByCommonConsent/status/837135138169356288

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

financially racist posted:

but what else is he supposed to do with all that political capital

i guess he can spend his time on his optics much like the 8 years of his presidency

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

these violent delights have violent ends

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

remember how sad it was when the National security advisor resigned in disgrace from this russia stuff nobody believes. Jeez it's sad

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

Woodchip posted:

Sounds like a bad touch. Possibly struck by a smooth-headed criminal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

man that video is basically https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrUhcDXT0J0 but without the self awareness huh

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

Epic High Five posted:

Frankly, I do not want Obama working on the downticket because I don't trust him to pick the right people and he had his chance twice already and won both times extremely hard

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
still can't believe that Russia won the cold war 20 years after after the collapse of the USSR via weaponized piss and computers

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




You miss my point entirely

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
why would even sessions need to meet with the ruskies

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

still can't believe that Russia won the cold war 20 years after after the collapse of the USSR via weaponized piss and computers

The Internet makes us stupid

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

still can't believe that Russia won the cold war 20 years after after the collapse of the USSR via weaponized piss and computers

it always was one of those sherlock holmes-moriarty clifftop fights

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Baloogan posted:

why would even sessions need to meet with the ruskies

he was on trump's nat'l sec team during the transition. He is far right garbage

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

So much for all that speech goodwill he managed to generate lol

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Nonsense posted:

he was on trump's nat'l sec team during the transition.

:lol: oh yeah

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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odds of piss tape being real surging past 100%

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Fojar38 posted:

push to have a special prosecutor appointed wrt russian connections since the AG is now a suspect

they would need some republican support for anything though

get a friendly state ag to come up w literally any reason they should have standing to present a case, then beg scotus to exercise original jurisdiction

you could i hope get 5 scotus justices to say yeah our verdict is you need an independent investigation of this w essentially unlimited access and resources

at which point you appoint some retired jag or doj person to head up the case or hire an internationally renowned lawfirm for it

and then if they have half a fuckin ounce of wit the intelligence community showers the above person/firm w the information they have on not just sessions but you know the entire cabal

then i get a pony and eat pizza every day

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

Baloogan posted:

why would even sessions need to meet with the ruskies

Same reason as Cowboy Curtis from Wisconsin did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWI-5b2MHNI

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Baloogan posted:

why would even sessions need to meet with the ruskies

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/837107840720515072

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Current status: lmao

Current music: Turdfuzz is a bitch - Squizzle and the Nite Krew

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Fojar38 posted:

odds of piss tape being real surging past 100%

sadly we will never see it but its undoubtedly 100% real

ORANGE

PISSBABY

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

RUM HAM posted:

So much for all that speech goodwill he managed to generate lol

so much for the tolerant press

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i've unironically never stopped believing the piss tape is real because it's the only ending that makes sense

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

why didn't al franken run for president

It wasn't his turn

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Spicey is gonna choke himself to death on a wad of gum tomorrow

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

you would think that the emergence of proto-ferengi on earth would be a bigger story

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Gringostar posted:

so much for the tolerant press

Can't wait for tomorrow's Spicy Time(TM).

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

piss tape definitely includes incest or pedophilia imo

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Gringostar posted:

so much for the tolerant piss

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Fojar38 posted:

you would think that the emergence of proto-ferengi on earth would be a bigger story

I thought this was going to be a reference to his unforgiving capitalist way but no he's literally a Ferengi holy poo poo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Baloogan posted:

why would even sessions need to meet with the ruskies

"I find it hard to believe that he rushed to some hotel to meet girls of loose morals, although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world." - Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

why didn't al franken run for president



he did onec

(its a godo book)

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Gringostar posted:

so much for the tolerant press

cnn leading with this

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Bip Roberts posted:

The shrike is getting cucked by the big spiky tree disconnected from time or space altogether.

cucked so hard he fell off the timeline

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
That's a shart

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Fojar38 posted:

you would think that the emergence of proto-ferengi on earth would be a bigger story

Hey no matter the color of your blood Trump will drink your piss.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

Scent of Worf posted:

That's a shart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXVKAC4sjbM

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



serious lols that it took less than 24 hrs for the shitshow to get back into full swing

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Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

GobiasIndustries posted:

How'd that turn out?

Not bad! A little soupier than I normally like, but that's my fault for not cutting the water with that much vegetable in there. I only had roma on hand, but I think I'd do it with cherry tomatoes in the future. Pretty good accompaniment that well distracted from the fact that I overcooked the salmon again.

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