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ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
They'd have to get a much trashier character to sleep with Corbin. What's Nidia up to?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



- Baron Corbin

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Tumblr posted:

“The fans that cheered when Dolph was slamming Apollo Crews’ ankle disgust me. I don’t care how much you don’t like them, when it’s something that could have gone wrong very easily (hit the ankle in the wrong place) and could have really hurt them, why are you cheering? I used to be scared of The Undertaker when I was younger to the point I cheered anyone he was going against, yet I still realized when Randy Orton burned the casket when he was “inside”, that it was still a human being that could have been really hurt if it had gone wrong (my mom told me it was fake), and I was 5 or 6 at the time.”

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Fans cheering Dolph disgust me too tbh

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
We were fools to think anything related to TNA could truly die.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I guess a wrestling company can technically live forever so long as nobody in charge gives a poo poo about making money.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.



Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Braun is good

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Also Rusev IS handsome

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



super macho dude posted:

Also Rusev IS handsome

Both statements are good and true.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Braun is good, Rusev is good, and the Raw commentary team is bad.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Having someone cool and good like Rusev become a comedy act is stupid though, I mean he's good at that too, but he could be killing people at the top of the card instead of them having to bring back another 50 year old because no one is over

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Everyone who debuts as a monster eventually becomes a joke.

Corporate Kane
Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry
New Years Baby Big Show
Funkasaurus Brodus Clay
Love Machine Viscera
Goofball Kozlov
Dancing Khali
Handsome Rusev

Can't wait for Red Baron Von Corbin and Burpin' Braun in 5-10 years.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

sticklefifer posted:

Everyone who debuts as a monster eventually becomes a joke.

Corporate Kane
Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry
New Years Baby Big Show
Funkasaurus Brodus Clay
Love Machine Viscera
Goofball Kozlov
Dancing Khali
Handsome Rusev

Can't wait for Red Baron Von Corbin and Burpin' Braun in 5-10 years.

braun will eventually incorporate his love of the, "I Pooped Here" app and open every Raw bursting out of a stall door and pulling up his pants saying, "Ah, it's great to be [city name, state]" and the camera zooms in on the toilet as a cartoon Raw logo overflows out of the bowl

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

sticklefifer posted:

Everyone who debuts as a monster eventually becomes a joke.

Corporate Kane
Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry
New Years Baby Big Show
Funkasaurus Brodus Clay
Love Machine Viscera
Goofball Kozlov
Dancing Khali
Handsome Rusev

Can't wait for Red Baron Von Corbin and Burpin' Braun in 5-10 years.
what about taker

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Burpin' Braun and Fartin' Natty should be friends

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

Endorph posted:

what about taker

Or andre

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back

Endorph posted:

what about taker

Biker

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!
I can think of a few that didnt' turn into stupid jokes, but they aren't anywhere near recent.

monsoon
andre
king kong bundy
bam bam (if you dont count the whole lawrence taylor thing)
yokozuna

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Platypus Farm posted:

I can think of a few that didnt' turn into stupid jokes, but they aren't anywhere near recent.

monsoon
andre
king kong bundy
bam bam (if you dont count the whole lawrence taylor thing)
yokozuna

Bundy went from main eventing WM 2 to being in a comedy 6 man the next year.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Bundy went from main eventing WM 2 to being in a comedy 6 man the next year.

Well sure, but I wouldn't call that a "complete joke" in the vein of turning the burning demon kane into a shirt and tie dildo.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Platypus Farm posted:

Well sure, but I wouldn't call that a "complete joke" in the vein of turning the burning demon kane into a shirt and tie dildo.

It's worse. Kane still mowed over people and rarely got pinned. Bundy was demoted to facing Hillbilly Jim and two little people.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

It's worse. Kane still mowed over people and rarely got pinned. Bundy was demoted to facing Hillbilly Jim and two little people.

Okay I'll concede that one. He still had a decent return run when he came back in 94 as one of Ted Dibiase's goons.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Handsome Rusev is good

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
Andre was put under a mask and passed off as a Japanese wrestler, complete with "hai"/"hi" jokes.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

braun will eventually incorporate his love of the, "I Pooped Here" app and open every Raw bursting out of a stall door and pulling up his pants saying, "Ah, it's great to be [city name, state]" and the camera zooms in on the toilet as a cartoon Raw logo overflows out of the bowl

That sounds awesome and they wouldn't ever do it

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.



As someone who doesn't watch the women's matches, even I can see how stupid this is.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Emma is loving awesome, though.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

ShootaBoy posted:

As someone who doesn't watch the women's matches, even I can see how stupid this is.

:crossarms:

Any....particular reason?

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

OldTennisCourt posted:

:crossarms:

Any....particular reason?

When I got into wrestling, the only decent workers for the women were AJ, Kaitlyn, and Natalya, and AJ spent more time being a distraction for Dolph/Big E, Kaitlyn left, and Natalya was 'dating' Khali.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Go watch Emma v Asuka from Takeover London imo

Twisted Eye
Jan 6, 2011
Well I mean, I could understand being frustrated by the bad booking making the current crop look worse than they deserve.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

LvK posted:

Andre was put under a mask and passed off as a Japanese wrestler, complete with "hai"/"hi" jokes.

Can't wait for the next Andre The Giant Commemorative Battle Royale

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ShootaBoy posted:



As someone who doesn't watch the women's matches, even I can see how stupid this is.

When Emma was doing that character she was one of maybe three people on the roster with an interesting style, so I agree with that person.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


This is too far

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





some dude on reddit posted:

Arn Anderson sucks

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

That dude is going to die.

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