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Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

In a way, the GOP being the Putins Cocksuckers was probably the most appropriate thing that could've happened.

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Both wh and sessions admitting to story

Jfc

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:39

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

wapo set their mirror force two turns ago and jeffy forgot all about it and now hes gonna go to the shadow realm

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Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/whignewtons/status/837159285792600066

Sessions statement.

lollin at the "to discuss the campaign" qualification. he's hosed

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Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

secret sessions session

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:39

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Fojar38 posted:

lollin at the "to discuss the campaign" qualification. he's hosed

Yep

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Serf: May 5, 2011

so like when the government is illegitimate but no one will do anything wtf do we do

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:39

RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

triple sulk posted:

wapo set their mirror force two turns ago and jeffy forgot all about it and now hes gonna go to the shadow realm

lol

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:40

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/whignewtons/status/837159285792600066

Sessions statement.

lol THEY ALREADY ADMITTED IT AN HOUR AGO

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/837137235908657154

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

i don't think hes as hosed as yall think but im hoping for fireworks!

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:40

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

RUM HAM posted:

i don't know what my dick inside the chicken is about. honest!

we ACCIDENTALLY raped that black man with a baton

-- french police

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:40

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

skaboomizzy posted:

lol THEY ALREADY ADMITTED IT AN HOUR AGO

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/837137235908657154

Hoo boy

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:40

Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

skaboomizzy posted:

lol THEY ALREADY ADMITTED IT AN HOUR AGO

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/837137235908657154

Oh poo poo they discussed the election.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:40

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Lmao so will the Muslim Ban be announced tomorrow to refocus the media?

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:41

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

In a way you gotta hand it to the KGB when they install puppet presidents they go big and they go hard.

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

skaboomizzy posted:

lol THEY ALREADY ADMITTED IT AN HOUR AGO

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/837137235908657154

he's saying, in the statement, that he never met them "for campaign related issues." He is not attempting to deny, at least from what it looks like, that he met them as a senator.

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The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/whignewtons/status/837159285792600066

Sessions statement.

I'M NOT OWNED I'M NOT OWNED

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Serf posted:

so like when the government is illegitimate but no one will do anything wtf do we do

we wait and watch it fall apart

america is a p. big deal

you can't have it be run by russians

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

"I have no idea what this is about. It is false"

also I was on the moon at the time

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:41

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

We still need

Piss tape

Tax returns

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:41

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Rex-Goliath posted:

drudge silent as well

meanwhile, on info wars, the top headline:

Alex Jones is so disappointing. Here we have a honest-to-god real conspiracy at the highest level of government unspooling itself, and infowars can't cover it because he's made his bed with the traitors. shameful

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

triple sulk posted:

wapo set their mirror force two turns ago and jeffy forgot all about it and now hes gonna go to the shadow realm

not so fast kaiba

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BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

Duscat posted:

we ACCIDENTALLY raped that black man with a baton

-- french police

it might have been an accident. they sniped two people for no reason the other day

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:41

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Baloogan posted:

i don't think hes as hosed as yall think but im hoping for fireworks!

He isn't hosed because I doubt 3 republican senators have the balls/ovaries to break with the party and demand an investigation

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:41

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Serf posted:

so like when the government is illegitimate but no one will do anything wtf do we do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGHX_jsuRy0

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

this is a super fine hair split and yeah.

the fact that they're not even trying makes me wonder if there's more coming

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ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

"It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'russia' is"

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:42

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Al-Saqr posted:

Oh look old timey lynchings of blacks and muslims is back:-

https://twitter.com/lsarsour/status/837155765324509184

Good job America!

article lists cause of death as unknown, but i too have a feeling it was a hate crime

next week there will be more antisemetic bomb threats + worse

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

meanwhile, on info wars, the top headline:

Alex Jones is so disappointing. Here we have a honest-to-god real conspiracy at the highest level of government unspooling itself, and infowars can't cover it because he's made his bed with the traitors. shameful

alex jones only believes untrue things because he can forever be outraged about them

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Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

inside im skeptical anything really shady went down but if it gets sessions to the chopping block ill peter pan believe the poo poo out of anything cause ive hated that waste of carbon for decades

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Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Baloogan posted:

General sesssions hahaha

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Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Fojar38 posted:

"At his Jan. 10 Judiciary Committee confirmation hearing, Sessions was asked by Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) what he would do if he learned of any evidence that anyone affiliated with the Trump campaign communicated with the Russian government in the course of the 2016 campaign.

�I�m not aware of any of those activities,� he responded. He added: �I have been called a surrogate at a time or two in that campaign and I did not have communications with the Russians.�"

[i"]In January, Sen. Patrick J. Leahy (D-Vt.) asked Sessions for answers to written questions. �Several of the President-elect�s nominees or senior advisers have Russian ties. Have you been in contact with anyone connected to any part of the Russian government about the 2016 election, either before or after election day?� Leahy wrote.

Sessions responded with one word: �No.�[/i]

It would be, uh, difficult for him to get out on a technicality. His only hope right now is that congressional Republicans fall on their swords for him

still perjury

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

haha it's gonna rule when they ball hard to defend sessions after the Flyn debacle

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIOAPfXVPw

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navyjack: Jul 15, 2006

Serf posted:

so like when the government is illegitimate but no one will do anything wtf do we do

Look to your avatar, my dude. Eventually, we'll have to take to the streets under a red moon.

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

He was from the commonwealth of independent states !!!

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

anyone else notice the crippling silence from senate R's?

There's no defense here.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:42

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Breakfast All Day posted:

inside im skeptical anything really shady went down but if it gets sessions to the chopping block ill peter pan believe the poo poo out of anything cause ive hated that waste of carbon for decades

Dude

He lied in his confirmation hearing

It doesn't matter what was said

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:43

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Serf posted:

so like when the government is illegitimate but no one will do anything wtf do we do

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ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

eonwe posted:

lmao.

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