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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Sessions will walk.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:55

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# ? May 11, 2024 07:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Nichael posted:

Yup. I'm happy some of this stuff is semi-mattering now, but it's incredibly frustrating that the "now" is March 2017, and not June 2016. Our most realistic "best case" scenario is President Ryan until 2020. That's a terrible state of affairs.

i dunno, watching a rowdy republican congress trash all of ryan's hopes and dreams at every oppurtunity would make me amused

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:56

Venuz Patrol: Mar 27, 2011

i guess one reason to expect sessions to get the boot is that the precedent was established literally less than a month ago. you lie about communication with russians, you get hosed

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:56

Mr. Funktastic: Dec 27, 2012; College Slice

has anyone mentioned that sessions looks like a 70 year old baby

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:56

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Mariana Horchata posted:

god is great

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:56

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/837163730005864450

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:56

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

also, if I'm looking to make cash, do I continue to post on here for (((Soros))), or should I start posting on 4chan for Putin? just curious

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:56

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

speng31b posted:

Corey Booker account tweeting about the really important issues in this crisis

https://twitter.com/CoryBooker/status/837152785992921088

lmao

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:56

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Nichael posted:

our next president everyone

that's not oprah

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:56

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

BgRdMchne posted:

i'm the drug tsar

overthrow the drug tsar, liberate the drugs for the consumption of the working class

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:56

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

BgRdMchne posted:

i'm the drug tsar

I'm the Drug Princess Anastasia, people will come up with elaborate stories of where I've been hiding when I was really just dead in a ditch

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:56

Pf. Hikikomoriarty: Feb 15, 2003; RO YNSHO; Slippery Tilde

Justice Czar Hufflepuff Jackoff Sessions III.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:57

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/837157240599638016

E-MAILS

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemails

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:57

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Montasque posted:

Sessions will walk.

the more dangerous thing for sessions right now is that he has literally 0 control of DOJ.

the FBI is investigating him, the entire agency is leaking to destroy him.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:57

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/837162224703660032

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:57

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Duscat posted:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemails

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

personal emails even!!

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:58

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

Nichael posted:

also, if I'm looking to make cash, do I continue to post on here for (((Soros))), or should I start posting on 4chan for Putin? just curious

the george soros paid protesting thing is just a mlm scam

you have you buy a bunch of cardboard and different colored sharpies out of pocket, and then you have to sell other people on cardboard and construction paper and scissors. I don't know man, it's complicated.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:58

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

plz dont kirkshame

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:58

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

like all of these doj and fbi sources

sessions is their loving boss.

They're trying to knife caesar in daylight

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:59

Venuz Patrol: Mar 27, 2011

by now i assume wapo has a "Mike Pence Communicated Multiple Times with Russian Mafia, Spymasters" article all sussed out and ready to go, just waiting for the day of his swearing in

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:59

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Nichael posted:

Yup. I'm happy some of this stuff is semi-mattering now, but it's incredibly frustrating that the "now" is March 2017, and not June 2016. Our most realistic "best case" scenario is President Ryan until 2020. That's a terrible state of affairs.

oh noes ryan or DONALD loving TRUMP both are equally the same woe is us IF WE ARE DUMB AS gently caress

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:59

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

jefferson blyat cyssions doesnt get his senate seat back after resigning, right?

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:59

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

Schnorkles posted:

like all of these doj and fbi sources

sessions is their loving boss.

They're trying to knife caesar in daylight

It started at like 10pm EST, so like even on the worst coast, this doesn't hold up because it'd be 7pm.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:00

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

jefferson blyat cyssions doesnt get his senate seat back after resigning, right?

he already been replaced

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:00

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I know brands and all but lmao
https://twitter.com/dennysdiner/status/837041513649606656

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:00

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Venuz Patrol posted:

by now i assume wapo has a "Mike Pence Communicated Multiple Times with Russian Mafia, Spymasters" article all sussed out and ready to go, just waiting for the day of his swearing in

"Mike Pence was college roommates with Benjamin Ghazi and called in a favor to sink Hillary's campaign"

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:00

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Duscat posted:

oh noes ryan or DONALD loving TRUMP both are equally the same woe is us IF WE ARE DUMB AS gently caress

Did I say that? What I'm saying is it's incredibly upsetting and unsettling that if Donny goes down, the Republicans will not take nearly as much fault for this as they deserve. They ran a literal Russian spy and we all knew that as early as Spring 2016. They still get to keep the White House until 2020. How the gently caress is that fair? In an ideal world, there would be a special election because clearly 2016 was fraudulent on multiple levels.

Or hell, just give it to McMuffin and I'll stop complaining.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:00

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

mormonpartyboat posted:

plz dont kirkshame

quote:

a man dips his fingers in fetid rear end sweat and smears a line of it on my forehead.

"RAZOR" he murmurs

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:00

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Phone posted:

It started at like 10pm EST, so like even on the worst coast, this doesn't hold up because it'd be 7pm.

evening twilight are you happy!!!

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:01

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/...ww.nytimes.com/

Everyone should read this

Pretty clearly implying the election was hacked

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:01

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Venuz Patrol posted:

by now i assume wapo has a "Mike Pence Communicated Multiple Times with Russian Mafia, Spymasters" article all sussed out and ready to go, just waiting for the day of his swearing in

Pence survives just long enough to be President for a week or so before he goes down too

But first, he'll have to name his own VP; none of them suspect this new VP will soon become president

and that's how we get...

PRESIDENT DAN QUAYLE

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:01

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

I'm starting to wonder if gushing about Trump's "strong, even speech" or whatever was a sucker play

I mean probaby not but daaaaang the last 24 hours have given me loving whiplash

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:01

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

speng31b posted:

Corey Booker account tweeting about the really important issues in this crisis

https://twitter.com/CoryBooker/status/837152785992921088

🤔

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:01

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

it's a nothingburger until it becomes a somethingburger

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:01

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

i think its almost about time to begin writing the names of trump admin enemies on each of my envelopes of hash and bags of weed like Jim Lahey

quote:

Piss moths, Randy. Piss moths. They started out as tiny little piss larvae, Randy, and then they grew into pissapillars, a pandemic of pissapillars. Everywhere you look, Randy, pissapillars. They almost drove me over the goddamned edge, boy. I tried to exterminate them, I tried put an end to the pissapillars life cycle. But I failed. And now? Piss moths, Randy.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 06:01