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Turdfuzz posted:guess ur just gonna have to settle on butt stuff n by "settle on" i mean "upgrade to"
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beergod posted:lol it just occurred to me Trump is going to pardon sessions for the perjury charge and not make him resign man that'd make gerald ford giving nixon a pardon for "just all the poo poo" look like a regular, everyday presidential pardon. i mean, if anything trump is making the nixon years look like a layabout chill period in politics.
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I hope paul ryan is having a heart attack right this second, trying to figure out what the gently caress the next move is.
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beergod posted:lol it just occurred to me Trump is going to pardon sessions for the perjury charge and not make him resign It'd be dumb as hell His best play is to just keep saying lyin press fake news blahblahblah and never be pinned down on anything
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mormonpartyboat posted:for giggles i checked my email and turns out i backed torment almost 4 years ago - 4 hours after the kickstarter dropped lol Same.
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Origami Dali posted:I hope paul ryan is having a heart attack right this second, trying to figure out what the gently caress the next move is. "im going to be president" paul ryan sobs into his hands at 3 am "im going to be loving president"
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Jose posted:probably why the story dropped when it did lol Politics are fun like that A Trump person I talked to was upset that Obama talked poo poo about him throughout 2016 and I blurted out "that's literally his job"
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my personal favorite outcome is christie being behind this sessions poo poo because he got left at the fuckin alter time and time again.
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shiksa posted:my personal favorite outcome is christie being behind this sessions poo poo because he got left at the fuckin alter time and time again. Gonna lace that meatloaf with polonium next time.
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Big Fat Iguana posted:sessions was a senator how on earth did he not realize that lying to Congress is really, really bad He's a white republican, he can't help it it's in his nature.
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Mar 2, 2017 08:41
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Being a Manchurian Candidate who, after successfully getting in, decides to gently caress off his foreign backer and just do his own thing is the most Trump outcome possible.
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Mar 2, 2017 08:42
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White people, boy... I dunno
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Also orange people, just say no
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Being a Manchurian Candidate who, after successfully getting in, decides to gently caress off his foreign backer and just do his own thing is the most Trump outcome possible. Trump: "It's a playing card, okay? I don't know what you're on about. What's the point of this? I'm bored, goodbye"
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Mar 2, 2017 08:43
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Jose posted:lol just lol at joementum "according to the green papers its perfectly normal for a sitting senator to perjure himself about colluding with russia, liberals"
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a real chump posted:White people, boy... I dunno Counterpoint: Tim Scott
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Fojar38 posted:"im going to be president" paul ryan sobs into his hands at 3 am "im going to be loving president" Paul Ryan's continuous failure upward against his will is my favorite subplot of the clusterfuck that is the government
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Raskolnikov38 posted:Paul Ryan's continuous failure upward against his will is my favorite subplot of the clusterfuck that is the government Didn't Millard Fillmore do the same poo poo? Or really all those presidents from 1849-1861
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alpha-libertarian keeps tripping over and ending up more and more embedded in a massive government bureaucracy
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Like oh hey Franklin Pierce have fun with this powder keg and hands off the alcohol
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Idiot Kicker posted:Like oh hey Franklin Pierce have fun with this powder keg and hands off the alcohol ahhh old Franklin "thank god nobody remembers me" Pierce right up there with Johnson as real idiot fuckers whose moral bankruptcy killed a shitload of people
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a real chump posted:Has anyone here realised that.. *leans to microphone* Right
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Don't talk poo poo about Joementum you little ingrates.
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Idiot Kicker posted:Didn't Millard Fillmore do the same poo poo? Or really all those presidents from 1849-1861 I know there was a time when if a party wanted to completely sideline a member politically forever they nominated him to be Vice President lol
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Being a Manchurian Candidate who, after successfully getting in, decides to gently caress off his foreign backer and just do his own thing is the most Trump outcome possible. Art of the Deal.
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beergod posted:lol it just occurred to me Trump is going to pardon sessions for the perjury charge and not make him resign Holy poo poo, could Sessions be impeached for perjury if he received a pardon from Trump?
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Don't talk poo poo about Joementum you little ingrates.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:Paul Ryan's continuous failure upward against his will is my favorite subplot of the clusterfuck that is the government Define against is his will and failing. Cause the conservative, liberal, and centrist esablishment all wants his budget and he keeps getting himself into a place to talk about it. In the end, give up, he's right, and he will get what he wants.
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kaleedity posted:this isn't any of that hetshit this is pure lawmaker on lawmaker sounds like someone wants to get kicked off the top of a spire for the egregious crime of following me up there when i told them to 
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MysteriousStranger posted:Define against is his will and failing. Cause the conservative, liberal, and centrist esablishment all wants his budget and he keeps getting himself into a place to talk about it. lol everybody wants that Easy B
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Idiot Kicker posted:The guy's middle name is Beauregard and I get that he didn't pick it and it's a traditional southern name but here my hand is still doing the jerk off motion his name is Beauregard because he is named Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, after Jefferson Davis and P.T. Beauregard (CSA General).
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Lol at people thinking this Sessions thing will matter. All of us know better by now. E: ^^^ yeah it's like a German naming their kid Hitler Göring.
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shiksa posted:it seems like everyone who gets close enough to trump thinks they're imbued with some magic invincibility buff everyone thinks being on trump's side means you gain his reality-defying power but welp
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WarEternal posted:Lol at people thinking this Davis thing will matter. All of us know better by now. Adolf Rundstetd Sessions.
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a real chump posted:Has anyone here realised that.. hmm yes it says here that apathy is still a disease
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WarEternal posted:Lol at people thinking this Sessions thing will matter. All of us know better by now. so far it's mirroring flynn - breaking at night, panicked self-contradictory statements about it, obviously lying about russian contacts flynn didn't step on trump's only positive media day since becoming president, and im sure he's not glad about that.
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Fallen Hamprince posted:"according to the green papers its perfectly normal for a sitting senator to perjure himself about colluding with russia, liberals" joementum would just post an article from the bowels of the internet refuting the russia connections without comment, and if pressed would be like "i never said i agreed with it hurp derp"
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