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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

JosefStalinator posted:

Adolf Rundstetd Sessions.

The THIRD

2+ generations of Hitler Gorings saying "this is fine"

Bet he has a dipshit son who's IV huh

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:34

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# ? May 29, 2024 04:57

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

shiksa posted:

so far it's mirroring flynn - breaking at night, panicked self-contradictory statements about it, obviously lying about russian contacts

flynn didn't step on trump's only positive media day since becoming president, and im sure he's not glad about that.

and yeah flynn totally ate poo poo last time this happened, this stuff actually matters a lot, much like everything

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:35

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

what i dont get is how did sessions manage to break his imperial conditioning? its sposed to be impossible

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:36

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

joementum is good and funny

literally everyone in this thread has been wrong a bajillion times but for some reason everyone sticks it to him and ran him out of the thread.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:36

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/TheStrangeLog/status/829382947451060224

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:36

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

a real chump posted:

joementum is good and funny

literally everyone in this thread has been wrong a bajillion times but for some reason everyone sticks it to him and ran him out of the thread.

Nobody ran him out he just stopped posting like months ago

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:37

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

From foxnews' website (I was curious on their take):

"The Justice Department said late Wednesday that one of the discussions between Sessions and Sergey Kislyak was an office visit that occurred in Sessions' capacity as a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee. The second conversation took place in a group setting with other ambassadors following a Heritage Foundation speech."

And from the WaPo piece:

"One of the meetings was a private conversation between Sessions and Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak that took place in September in the senator�s office, at the height of what U.S. intelligence officials say was a Russian cyber campaign to upend the U.S. presidential race."

So the second, big public meeting isn't really controversial - it's the private meeting that's a concern, correct?

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:37

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

a real chump posted:

joementum is good and funny

literally everyone in this thread has been wrong a bajillion times but for some reason everyone sticks it to him and ran him out of the thread.

nobody ran him out of the thread, he just suddenly disappeared just before the inaguration

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:37

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

for example he would eb able to tell us how many times perjury has cost a cabinet member his job (my guess is in the 0-0 range)

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:37

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

JosefStalinator posted:

From foxnews' website (I was curious on their take):

"The Justice Department said late Wednesday that one of the discussions between Sessions and Sergey Kislyak was an office visit that occurred in Sessions' capacity as a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee. The second conversation took place in a group setting with other ambassadors following a Heritage Foundation speech."

And from the WaPo piece:

"One of the meetings was a private conversation between Sessions and Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak that took place in September in the senator’s office, at the height of what U.S. intelligence officials say was a Russian cyber campaign to upend the U.S. presidential race."

So the second, big public meeting isn't really controversial - it's the private meeting that's a concern, correct?

It's his perjuring himself that is the concern

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:38

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

JosefStalinator posted:

From foxnews' website (I was curious on their take):

"The Justice Department said late Wednesday that one of the discussions between Sessions and Sergey Kislyak was an office visit that occurred in Sessions' capacity as a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee. The second conversation took place in a group setting with other ambassadors following a Heritage Foundation speech."

And from the WaPo piece:

"One of the meetings was a private conversation between Sessions and Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak that took place in September in the senator�s office, at the height of what U.S. intelligence officials say was a Russian cyber campaign to upend the U.S. presidential race."

So the second, big public meeting isn't really controversial - it's the private meeting that's a concern, correct?

the private meeting is the big one, but the others just add fuel to the fire considering he denied any russian contact under oath

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:39

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

joementum is bannon :2bong:

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:39

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

a real chump posted:

for example he would eb able to tell us how many times perjury has cost a cabinet member his job (my guess is in the 0-0 range)

it cost a president his job, so

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:39

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

_{_dutchess}

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:39

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Yinlock posted:

nobody ran him out of the thread, he just suddenly disappeared just before the inaguration

he disappeared right as the flynn story dropped didn't he?

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:40

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

didnt reagan literally say he thought he was telling the truth so that made it ok

then nothing happened to him

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:40

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

a real chump posted:

didnt reagan literally say he thought he was telling the truth so that made it ok

then nothing happened to him

Reagan had the plausible deniability of being senile

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:41

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

also isnt oliver north a right wing hero now

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:41

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

a real chump posted:

also isnt oliver north a right wing hero now

he was in a call of duty game lol

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:41

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

a real chump posted:

didnt reagan literally say he thought he was telling the truth so that made it ok

then nothing happened to him

i wasn't aware sessions was ronald reagan

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:41

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

also kissenger

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:42

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Jose posted:

he disappeared right as the flynn story dropped didn't he?

i think it was a bit before, but yeah he did conveniently vanish riiight as the russia thing started to gain serious traction

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:43

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

it would be really good if session lost his job and gained a really cushy consultancy to live out the rest of his 150 years or however long goblins live for

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:44

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

Yinlock posted:

the private meeting is the big one, but the others just add fuel to the fire considering he denied any russian contact under oath

The confirmation committee must have known he had probably perjured himself at that point, right? It's such a strong statement about an election completely filled with accusations of Russian shenanigans of every kind.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:44

Junkyard Poodle: May 6, 2011

just popped a gnarly armpit zit. I was like, 4 feet away from my bathroom mirror and caked that sucka. (very refreshing)

thinking about naming my first born in tribute to this event, Whitehead Splatucas Poodle.

he/she would have a better name then sessions.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:44

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

a real chump posted:

it would be really good if session lost his job and gained a really cushy consultancy to live out the rest of his 150 years or however long goblins live for

*desperately crawling across the sand* no, no there has to be a purely cynical outlook here, things can't matter, they just can't

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:44

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

Not a fan of Jeff Sessions but I am a huge fan of Jack Sessions

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:45

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Yinlock posted:

*desperately crawling across the sand* no, no there has to be a purely cynical outlook here, things can't matter, they just can't

President Donald John Trump

lmao

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:45

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

Samurai Sanders posted:

The confirmation committee must have known he had probably perjured himself at that point, right? It's such a strong statement about an election completely filled with accusations of Russian shenanigans of every kind.

lol if you think the Democrats actually do anything other than blindly benefit from Trump's incompetence

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:45

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Samurai Sanders posted:

The confirmation committee must have known he had probably perjured himself at that point, right? It's such a strong statement about an election completely filled with accusations of Russian shenanigans of every kind.

republicans don't give a poo poo about you being under oath, except sessions committed the gravest sin of all: getting caught

# ? Mar 2, 2017 09:45