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AzraelNewtype
Nov 9, 2004

「ブレストバーン!!」

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

Is waifurine ever gonna get a visual update?

Sure, but not in time for this event. You can buy that new one for its full price though~

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Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Game servers making GBS threads the bed for anyone else?

Hauki
May 11, 2010


MMAgCh posted:

Comics? Comics.

On an unrelated note.



read that as old man login

i was like, no loving way, not that easy

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Toshimo posted:

Game servers making GBS threads the bed for anyone else?

Yep.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Crossbones is trying to fight his way back into Midtown.

Erdricks
Sep 8, 2005

There's nothing refreshing like a sauna!

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

Is waifurine ever gonna get a visual update?

i see you want a certain anime pedo lover to die from spontaneous auto erotic asphixiation

Gibbering Madness
Nov 7, 2009

69 69 69 68

Erdricks posted:

i see you want a certain anime pedo lover to die from spontaneous auto erotic asphixiation

Lizardman died like 6 months ago dude.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



his name was dr curt hennig

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I just want to say how happy I am that Magneto is awesome now because his audio just rules so much.

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.

MMAgCh posted:

Comics? Comics.

On an unrelated note.



X-23 has finally ascended to join the pantheon of Disney Princesses.

Erdricks
Sep 8, 2005

There's nothing refreshing like a sauna!

Gibbering Madness posted:

Lizardman died like 6 months ago dude.

Time to finish the job.

NotALizardman
Jun 5, 2011

Erdricks posted:

i see you want a certain anime pedo lover to die from spontaneous auto erotic asphixiation

I'm sorry, but I have standards.

No western garbage.

Gibbering Madness
Nov 7, 2009

69 69 69 68

NotALizardman posted:

I'm sorry, but I have standards.

No western garbage.

What's the age of consent in glorious nippon anyway?

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

Gibbering Madness posted:

What's the age of consent in glorious nippon anyway?

Country of origin laws apply for that

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 
I wasn't aware pedophiles had standards

Learn something new each day

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Item Changes
Ring slot items have been updated with this patch, and split into two categories: Offensive and Defensive Rings.

Offensive Rings
All Rings of the Offensive type will always roll with a Critical Damage affix as a base part of the item.

Offensive Rings can also roll with the following Offensive Affixes.
  • Attributes
  • Attack Speed
  • Brutal Strike
  • Brutal Damage
  • Critical Damage
  • Health on Hit
  • Summon Damage Rating

Defensive Rings
All Rings of the Defensive type will always roll with a Health affix as a base part of the item.

Defensive Rings can also roll the following Defensive Affixes.
  • Deflect
  • Defense
  • Dodge
  • Tenacity
  • Bonus Health
  • Area Resist
  • Improved Med Kit
  • Med Kit Cooldown Reduction

Other item changes:
  • Cosmic Artifact Affixes have been fixed to apply their Cosmic affix bonus as intended.
  • Rings, Insignias and Catalysts now also have a chance to drop at Item Grade 66 or 69, when playing on Heroic (up to Item Grade 66) or Cosmic (up to Item Grade 69) respectively. Item Grade is now displayed on Catalysts as a result of this change.
  • There are now more procs in the new slot 1-5 Armor Affix pool. Additionally, there is now a new Cosmic Proc for reflecting projectiles and knocking back enemies hit.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


hmm I hope we get a recipe for that 69 insignia upgrade soon too

Gibbering Madness
Nov 7, 2009

69 69 69 68

Mover posted:

hmm I hope we get a recipe for that 69 insignia upgrade soon too

I'll show you how to upgrade dat 69

Bonby
Jan 13, 2008

Annoying Dog

Gibbering Madness posted:

I'll show you how to upgrade dat 69



Stop looking at me with those lustful eyes!

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

Gibbering Madness posted:

I'll show you how to upgrade dat 69

sweet christmas

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Man is it getting hot in cherr or WHAT

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

I'm gonna buy the new Nintendo thing. I'm excited.

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

I'm gonna buy the new Nintendo thing. I'm excited.

Another thing you won't play on? Can you take it on your private plane?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Switch carts don't even taste good. Shameful.

jujojoh
Feb 25, 2016

:gaz:

:cosmic2day:

:gaz:

Saint Freak posted:

Switch carts don't even taste good. Shameful.

All Nintendo cartridges tasted horrible. Source: I blew SNES carts till they would work

Grinning Goblin
Oct 11, 2004

Kheldarn posted:

knocking back enemies hit.[/list]

Gaz should probably fire the guy that thinks that knockback should come from any itemization ever.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

jujojoh posted:

All Nintendo cartridges tasted horrible. Source: I blew SNES carts till they would work

And in adult life you brought the same technique to management.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Grinning Goblin posted:

Gaz should probably fire the guy that thinks that knockback should come from any itemization ever.

My favourite is the extensive discussion they've had on the forums about Cargill's that started as "this item really sucks and knockback is the turd on top of the poo poo sundae" but ended with "we're buffing the item but because knockback is important for ranged character survival what we'll do is make the knockback really small and then it will vortex all the enemies back into you".

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

I'm gonna buy the new Nintendo thing. I'm excited.

lol

Gibbering Madness
Nov 7, 2009

69 69 69 68

jujojoh posted:

All Nintendo cartridges tasted horrible. Source: I blew SNES carts till they would work

On a scale from eating iron man's rear end to sucking shehulks enlarged clitoris, how bad do they taste?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Thanks for reminding me of One Night in Chyna.

NotALizardman
Jun 5, 2011

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

According to Wikipedia the chemical they used to flavor the carts is a bittering agent known to be basically the most bitter thing on Earth. After this thread, of course.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

I'm gonna buy the new Nintendo thing. I'm excited.

icr eat the cartridges

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

I will be buying multiple Switch games but of course, not to play them.

I know these Switch game delicacies will be part of my balanced diet.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

multiple Switch games

I have some bad news.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Will a new TTE King be crowned?

Gibbering Madness
Nov 7, 2009

69 69 69 68

Kheldarn posted:

Will a new TTE King be crowned?

I will buy a tasty Nintendo Switch game for whoever posts the fastest TTE video in this thread.

Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


somehow even less appetizing than the previous prize

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



more like nintendo switch it off because its bad

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