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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/KimBartelsCoach/status/837299703079370752

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Zikan posted:

I hope he was as insanely stupid as Flynn and just called the Russians over the phonelines a child could figure out were bugged by US intelligence 24/7.

According to that article yesterday Flynn apparently told the Russians to stop calling him and told him their lines were bugged

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/clairecmc/status/837272862432104448

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Junkyard Poodle posted:

Will this usher in Reek?

this would own because everyone would hate Fat Reek and he would get 60 negative and funny stories a day leaked

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
But did they exchange emails?
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/837277563412230144

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Business Gorillas posted:

According to that article yesterday Flynn apparently told the Russians to stop calling him and told him their lines were bugged

lol

can I get a link

gregday
May 23, 2003

Oh and

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/837296802722430977

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Elizabeth Warren will have her revenge on Sessions

:gibs:

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

jfc, enough with the weasel words. He didn't "mislead" congress, he stone cold loving lied through his Dixie-slobbing teeth

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Why would Sessions specifically have need to contact Russian agents during the election? Or did the entirety of Trump's staff just talk to Russians willy-nilly the whole time?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i wonder which white supremacist gang do u think he would pledge in prison?

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

but her emails............

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Mariana Horchata posted:

i wonder which white supremacist gang do u think he would pledge in prison?

keebler mafia

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i sincerely cannot believe how excited i am about the trump campaign :unsmigghh::fh:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Zikan posted:

lol

can I get a link

It was some nyt article Iirc


Also I just wanna say that trump owns for the sole reason that all of these right wing shitheads are getting SO CLOSE to what they want only to be immediately spiked and disgraced at the last minute.

Spencer wanted a Nazi right? Fist in the face.

Milo wanted recognition from the establishment? Resigns in shame and loses his book deal.

Sessions wanted a war on weed and the inner cities? Reps are now calling for his head.

You can see the glee these people have up until everything they're working for dissolves in real time just out of reach and its hilarious

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Jake Tapper: cool dude.

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/837289317886222336

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mariana Horchata posted:

Elizabeth Warren will have her revenge on Sessions

:gibs:

blanket of ash on the ground

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Business Gorillas posted:

It was some nyt article Iirc


Also I just wanna say that trump owns for the sole reason that all of these right wing shitheads are getting SO CLOSE to what they want only to be immediately spiked and disgraced at the last minute.

Spencer wanted a Nazi right? Fist in the face.

Milo wanted recognition from the establishment? Resigns in shame and loses his book deal.

Sessions wanted a war on weed and the inner cities? Reps are now calling for his head.

You can see the glee these people have up until everything they're working for dissolves in real time just out of reach and its hilarious

Marco wanted a seat at the adults table? High chair
Christie wanted to order the rib eye? Meatloaf
Jeb wanted a standing ovation? ~please clap~

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/MJMcKean/status/837303082220404736

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
That suggests that his sacrifice could save others in the administration, but how?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Junkyard Poodle posted:

Marco wanted a seat at the adults table? High chair
Christie wanted to order the rib eye? Meatloaf
Jeb wanted a standing ovation? ~please clap~

We must not forget the slime man

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
Okay let's say sessions recuses himself from the Russia probe
Who's in charge now?

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Samurai Sanders posted:

Why would Sessions specifically have need to contact Russian agents during the election? Or did the entirety of Trump's staff just talk to Russians willy-nilly the whole time?

It appears they were just too stupid to think anyone was paying attention.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

We must not forget the slime man


lol he bent the knee all the way down to the ground and got kicked in his slimy loving face

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Donnie's gonna be very disappointed in all of us and the LYING MEDIA when he has to ask his buddy Jeff, who did nothing but also did nothing wrong and totally he would've had him do a thing if he could have but didn't and if he did it was great, when he asks him to resign I mean he resigned himself I mean no resignation no resignation

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

kibaces posted:

Okay let's say sessions recuses himself from the Russia probe
Who's in charge now?

Betsy DeVos

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

kibaces posted:

Okay let's say sessions recuses himself from the Russia probe
Who's in charge now?

Prolly an independent prosecutor.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Business Gorillas posted:

It was some nyt article Iirc


Also I just wanna say that trump owns for the sole reason that all of these right wing shitheads are getting SO CLOSE to what they want only to be immediately spiked and disgraced at the last minute.

Spencer wanted a Nazi right? Fist in the face.

Milo wanted recognition from the establishment? Resigns in shame and loses his book deal.

Sessions wanted a war on weed and the inner cities? Reps are now calling for his head.

You can see the glee these people have up until everything they're working for dissolves in real time just out of reach and its hilarious

i bet in the real world timeline, where hillary is president, i think treason accusations against the administration are tiresome instead of this reality where im now rock hard, in a sexual way

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014


I wanna quote the person who posted "We live in a parody." itt

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



In a surprise twist, Obama is the independent investigator

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Despite being a totally profit-driven person put in charge of public education, she might end up being the least corrupt one there.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

We must not forget the slime man




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4rZxI4e0xA

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Squizzle posted:

i bet in the real world timeline, where hillary is president, i think treason accusations against the administration are tiresome instead of this reality where im now rock hard, in a sexual way

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Samurai Sanders posted:

Despite being a totally profit-driven person put in charge of public education, she might end up being the least corrupt one there.

She's not totally profit-driven; she's a religious lunatic cultist.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


kibaces posted:

Okay let's say sessions recuses himself from the Russia probe
Who's in charge now?

jasonindahouse

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




almost too sexual a way

a way uncomfortably sexual

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Squizzle posted:

almost too sexual a way

a way uncomfortably sexual

opening maddow segment is gonna be good.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Wow that totally untrue story planted by the democrats seems to be totally true

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


It's been less than 12 hours since the story

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a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Samurai Sanders posted:

Despite being a totally profit-driven person put in charge of public education, she might end up being the least corrupt one there.

Oh don't worry, she has plenty of ties to Russia herself

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