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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/837302765898592257

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tenderjerk posted:

it just dawned on me that I didn't know what Sessions sounded like until this morning, and yikes

its a very racist accent isn't it?

like it just is

like its not even a caricature

this is a deep south racist accent, gently caress you loving keebler elf hush yer gums get hosed

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/timothyjphelan_/status/836929497215578113

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

euphronius posted:

Matterings

They all new about this too. Everyone was ready with statements and confident as to veracity

it would help explain why sessions managed to get through the nomination process relatively unopposed, as compared to some of the other nominees 🤔

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

gently caress hoe lieberman

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 386 days!

prefect posted:

Does he sound more like an elf or more like a Klansman?
an elf klansman who sounds perpetually drunk and slurry, but that may be his alabama accent

at the very minimum I expected him to sound like an adult man, and that expectation hasn't fully been met

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




euphronius posted:

Just ask

Why would sessions lie about meeting with Russian spy/diplomat during the campaign

he brought it up himself too

thats my favorite part so far

franken asked if jeffbo sesho knew of anyone on the campaign being all hosed up tied w the icebear commies, and he was like "not that i know of", which is where a reasonable person would stop

then he went out of his way to identify himself as tied w the campaign and claim no personal w contact russia

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



righteous self own with multiplier

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

Tainen posted:

Posting this old tweet because it still makes me laugh

https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/822838169406148608

Trump's "I've made a terrible mistake" face is his funniest face

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014


lmao

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Who's this guy? Is that fuckin true? Lmao if so

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

:staredog:

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
trump story in four x's

excrete examine excommunicate execute

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


lmao way to set the fuckin' bar there P-money

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
https://twitter.com/nadabakos/status/837174158010134528/photo/1

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Joe "blue dog" Lieberman

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tweeted from Natori-shi, Miyagi

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Linesman skngle handedly gutted most of aca

gregday
May 23, 2003

Ruh roh

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837309322564612097

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
its probably an ironic tweet

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
DATELINE: NATORI-SHI, MIYAGI MARCH 2ND 2017 8:21 AM

BREAKING:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






There's no way they (for whichever they) would be that stuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Natori-shi got hit by the 2011 tsunami

so as always

death is certain

a tsunami is headed for free press and CNN is riding the wave, cowabunga duuudes

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

She's not meeting with the ambassador as part of her armed forces duties which is what sessions is claiming

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




fits my needs posted:

its probably an ironic tweet

mccaskill doesnt have that kinda wit

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Trapezound posted:

There's no way they (for whichever they) would be that stuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

If you can't trust Timothy J. Phelan who can you trust?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Tho the wh already admitted he talked about the election with Russian spy guy

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Squizzle posted:

mccaskill doesnt have that kinda wit

i was talking about the CNN breaking news one

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/perlberg/status/837300480728518656
no longer BEST FRIENDS with mornin joe

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


that's what happens when you're russian to judgement

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

How shameful your ag can't investigate your Russian ties because he himself is a Russian goon smh

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Lastgirl posted:

tweeted Miyagi

facts on *gesticulates CNN-ly*

facts off *gyrates Priebusly*

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




fits my needs posted:

i was talking about the CNN breaking news one

dont lie to me and to cspam and to the lord

Eleven Eleven
Nov 12, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um-W9-IxMFU&t=711s

Listening to some jams and laughing my rear end off at the tire fire this morning.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

this is like reverse stolen valor. I'm not sure what to call it. It's not really reverse stolen valor, it's like stealing valor from a person who has no valor.

gregday
May 23, 2003

I'm still cracking up about GENERAL SESSIONS

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Gravy Jones posted:

Trump gonna be more pissed off that no one is talking about his speech any more than anything else

This is my favorite part right now honestly. Push that bullshit fawning off the airwaves.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yeah how dim are you if you think ag is a military rank

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/byrdinator/status/837306196415688704

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Trapezound posted:

facts on *gesticulates CNN-ly*

facts off *gyrates Priebusly*

lol


fits my needs posted:

i was talking about the CNN breaking news one

sent your moms some cash and a sympathy letter

next time post better

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