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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Mariana Horchata posted:

i wonder which white supremacist gang do u think he would pledge in prison?

He'd probably have his pick. Dude's still made of money and has done more for them than any other potential member. Getting Sessions would clearly be a coup. :unsmigghh:

Ed Balls is next in line for AG, propriety and rule of law be damned.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

CAROL posted:

what does recuse mean.

it means he can't touch the russia investigatiion

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

loquacius posted:

The point is that I'm not worried about it, hence me saying "chill your pill" when you got mad about Liz Warren saying "ok whatever" to one Carson vote but not both

Lol nothing matters etc but this mattered especially little

look I want this gd fries are you going to hand them over or not

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

known furry sean spicer

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao @ snap being "worth" 33bn

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Shageletic posted:

lol ok

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/837335275432992768

Reminder: Perry until he was nominated did not know that DoE took care of America's nuclear production and stockpile

quote:

Rick Perry did the cha cha on “Dancing with the Stars,” got a “D” in a college class called “Meats” and infamously forgot the name of the Energy Department, the federal agency he’s just been tapped to lead.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/12/rick-perry-energy-232929

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lastgirl posted:

Wew, that's the Age of the internet. Things pick up and spread like wildfire, so expect something by the end of the day or the next.

i will have the nothingburger value meal please with curly fries

Malachy
Dec 20, 2013

Nitrousoxide posted:

Live Satellite News is a blessing.

The polite clapping Putin is my favorite bit

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837316267484794880

Labrador is asking for a recusal. This is moving pretty fast

According to daycrew im p sure that sessions shouldve been fired hours ago

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

nice

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

does alex jones have some sort of fiji water conspiracy? need to know more about this

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mormonpartyboat posted:

once the golden retrievers pick it up, sessions is hosed

WOOF

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

triple sulk posted:

lmao @ snap being "worth" 33bn

probably an enormous kompromat extortion scam

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



triple sulk posted:

lmao @ snap being "worth" 33bn

No bubble no bubble you're the bubble

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Is snap the teenage girls one

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/Jordanfabian/status/837337359419129856

no gay stuff at all, he shouted, unprompted, to strangers on the subway

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

squidgee posted:

does alex jones have some sort of fiji water conspiracy? need to know more about this

In Fiji all the frogs are already gay so the chemtrails actually turn them straight.

nopants
May 29, 2004
Is Spicer gonna be the Easter bunny this year, and maybe do a press briefing as the Easter bunny?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

mormonpartyboat posted:

once the golden retrievers pick it up, sessions is hosed

Having Big Pug's lobbyists pressuring congress all but guarantees it

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Jordanfabian/status/837337359419129856

no gay stuff at all, he shouted, unprompted, to strangers on the subway

ya uh i didnt order this doubledown

im also p sure they removed that off the menu as it was a limited time offer?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

triple sulk posted:

lmao @ snap being "worth" 33bn

i'm legitimately curious how they're coming up with that number

like the EPA itself rates the value of a human life at 6.9 million (NICE) so are they saying that like 4700 people would die if SNAP werent a thing?

because i have a gut feeling it'd be more than that

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lastgirl posted:

ya uh i didnt order this doubledown

im also p sure they removed that off the menu as it was a limited time offer?

i really miss the buck double at burger king :smith:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Coolguye posted:

i'm legitimately curious how they're coming up with that number

like the EPA itself rates the value of a human life at 6.9 million (NICE) so are they saying that like 4700 people would die if SNAP werent a thing?

because i have a gut feeling it'd be more than that

Number of shares x Ipo price per share set by investment bank

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



straight on the committee, bi-curious on the floor

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Jordanfabian/status/837337359419129856

no gay stuff at all, he shouted, unprompted, to strangers on the subway

what does being 100% gay with the committee look like

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Chokes McGee posted:

Having Big Pug's lobbyists pressuring congress all but guarantees it



:patriot:

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Spoondick posted:

probably an enormous kompromat extortion scam

Snapchat is mostly used to send nude pictures to tinder dates. Your theory checks out.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Why exactly are we still on "recuse", this would be a recusing-yourself situation without the lying-under-oath aspect, with it it's a go-home-to-Alabama situation at least (and would be a go-to-federal-pound-me-in-the-rear end-prison situation if he wasn't rich)

gregday
May 23, 2003

Coolguye posted:

i'm legitimately curious how they're coming up with that number

like the EPA itself rates the value of a human life at 6.9 million (NICE) so are they saying that like 4700 people would die if SNAP werent a thing?

because i have a gut feeling it'd be more than that

The way these valuations are done is voodoo. If an investor is willing to pay $1bn for 10% stake, then just like her they claim a $10bn valuation. It's insane.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Malachy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikXJ2fEUpiY
paul ryan about to give a press conf

Lmao nah

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Yinlock posted:

what does being 100% gay with the committee look like

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

squidgee posted:

*clicks link*

*youtube chat loads*



:raise:

Been reading this bummer of an article

quote:

“Nobody can replace the U.S. in terms of funding,” said Yves Daccord, the director general of the International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC), who said of the current crises: “I don’t remember ever seeing such a mix of conflict, drought and extreme hunger.”

American aid officials said they were still trying to discern what the White House was planning to allocate to humanitarian assistance. Even though foreign aid is typically around 1 percent of the ­government’s budget, that is enough to make the United States by far the world’s largest donor. Last year, the United States contributed $6.4 billion in humanitarian aid, according to the United Nations, more than a quarter of global funding.
“We remain committed to a U.S. foreign policy that advances the security, prosperity and values of the American people,” said a spokesman for the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), who added that he was not authorized to speak on the record.

But asked whether the United States planned to contribute to the new U.N. appeal for hunger relief, the USAID official said, “We have no new funding to announce at this time.”

Early reports said Trump planned to propose 37 percent cuts to the State Department and USAID budgets. Many experts said they expected that those cuts would exclude U.S. contributions to security ­assistance.



https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.13afb9563140

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lastgirl posted:

i think its french for excuse

hM this doenst ring true at all but i have no fact or experience to refuse this as Absolute Fact

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Holy gently caress Sean Spicer used to be the Easter Bunny at the White House Easter Egg Roll? Life is too good.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



nopants posted:

Is Spicer gonna be the Easter bunny this year, and maybe do a press briefing as the Easter bunny?

as far as anyone can tell, trump's white house hasn't even started planning for the easter egg roll, which usually would already be in the signups stage by now

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant


I just want them to start referencing World of Darkness.
"Ted Cruz, Nosferatu, shown here trying to pretend he isn't."
"Steve Bannon, Nephandus, openly gloating about his use of Qlippothic spheres."
DAPL pipeline guaranteed to achieve goal of maximum human suffering and pollution of water sources

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

CAROL posted:

hM this doenst ring true at all but i have no fact or experience to refuse this as Absolute Fact

everything is fake news :q:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Relevant Tangent posted:

I just want them to start referencing World of Darkness.
"Ted Cruz, Nosferatu, shown here trying to pretend he isn't."
"Steve Bannon, Nephandus, openly gloating about his use of Qlippothic spheres."
DAPL pipeline guaranteed to achieve goal of maximum human suffering and pollution of water sources

does this mean Bernie is a nuwisha and can throw Donald Trump into The Abyss

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CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Yinlock posted:

it means he can't touch the russia investigatiion

no one can "touch" an investigation its not a physical object

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