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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

His characters annoying as poo poo in the original beauty and the beast seems like solid casting to me

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Tatum Girlparts posted:

why not make the clock and candle gently caress, Disney

or the beast and the candle

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Dreddout posted:

I don't think you have to be gay to want to gently caress Gaston

I'm incredibly heterosexual and I want to gently caress Gaston

No one Fucks like Gaston
No one Cucks like Gaston
No one's Dick is incredibly thick as Gaston's....
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

why not make the clock and candle gently caress, Disney

Disney already invented furries, do you want them to create a generation of clock fuckers?

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

No one Fucks like Gaston
No one Cucks like Gaston
No one's Dick is incredibly thick as Gaston's....
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!

When I was a lad
I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown
I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

:ssh:
He was talking about his dick btw

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
I remember watching the original Beauty and the Beast and the only thing I thought could make it better is if it discussed the sexuality of the villain's annoying comedic relief henchman

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Plenty of disney movies have coded gays already, it's why like half of the workers at disneyworld are gay.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

got any sevens posted:

Plenty of disney movies have coded gays already, it's why like half of the workers at disneyworld are gay.

nah, thats just how actors are

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

an actual dog posted:

so in the new beauty in the beast lefou wants to gently caress gaston, and this is being heralded as the important landmark of First Gay Disney Character.

lol. why. i mean cool sorta("lets make the first offical gay character, a retarded lick spittle fat failson who wants to get spit roasted by gaston") but i kinda surprised they didnt make the candel gay.


Dreddout posted:

Disney already invented furries, do you want them to create a generation of clock fuckers?


When I was a lad
I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown
I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

:ssh:
He was talking about his dick btw

the original song, listening to it again is homo erotic as gently caress. so i can kinda see why they did it.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Everyone knows Beauty and the Beast is about a pegging a man's man and turning him gay.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Well the candle (Lumiere?) was a horndog for the french maid in the 90's movie.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9-Sgz9g-HA

What is Susan Saradon considered? Woke or....what? Cuz she's calling out Chris Hayes pretty hard here. (About not covering "DAPL", etc).

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

got any sevens posted:

Plenty of disney movies have coded gays already, it's why like half of the workers at disneyworld are gay.

All Disney princesses are actually beards.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i thought it was confirmed that one of the Frozen princesses is a lesbian

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

get that OUT of my face posted:

i thought it was confirmed that one of the Frozen princesses is a lesbian

That's only in the Disney Princess Expanded Universe material,

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

get that OUT of my face posted:

i thought it was confirmed that one of the Frozen princesses is a lesbian

Oh, they're more than that. :pervert:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Once again, the onion called it

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

FuzzySkinner posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9-Sgz9g-HA

What is Susan Saradon considered? Woke or....what? Cuz she's calling out Chris Hayes pretty hard here. (About not covering "DAPL", etc).

shes a berniebro

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Is this even ironic?

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

:lol:

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


:discourse:

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

Yahwehchu, I choose you!

Use Missile on Allahcadabra!

It's super effective! Allahcadabra loses 12 hitpoints and a children's hospital!

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005


I feel like this is fake because nobody plays Pokemon Go anymore.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Pokémon™ Go®™ to the polls

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.



how many millennia do you need to train in a hyperbaric wokeness chamber to reach this level

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

You just have to be born this way

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

The Brown Menace posted:

how many millennia do you need to train in a hyperbaric wokeness chamber to reach this level
this isn't even all that woke, it's just become common practice to create entire articles, essays, and thinkpieces to attach pop culture to current events no matter how flimsy the comparison is. previously, this was almost exclusively the purview of internet forums such as this one

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/Felixixix666/status/837386706512986112

keep austin weird, legal

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Keep Austin Weird, but not "too" weird. Wouldn't want to offend anyoneOur Sponsors.

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

this has to be the dumbest thing i've read in about a week

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
pokemon go is not zero sum anyway so if it werent obvious enough that whole situation was made up

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Tiny Deer posted:

Yahwehchu, I choose you!

Use Missile on Allahcadabra!

It's super effective! Allahcadabra loses 12 hitpoints and a children's hospital!

I would've gone with Allahkazam

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

paul_soccer10 posted:

pokemon go is not zero sum anyway so if it werent obvious enough that whole situation was made up

Oh? So if a rare pokemon spawns everyone who shows up in that time window will get a chance to catch it?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Oh? So if a rare pokemon spawns everyone who shows up in that time window will get a chance to catch it?

That's why Pokemon Go meetups were/are(?) a thing.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Oh? So if a rare pokemon spawns everyone who shows up in that time window will get a chance to catch it?

Yes. Otherwise there would've been violence

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Guy Goodbody posted:

Yes. Otherwise there would've been violence


MizPiz posted:

That's why Pokemon Go meetups were/are(?) a thing.

I mean it makes sense because of those things, but I wasn't really sure.

Because I never played it

because I'm not a child

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

super sweet best pal posted:

I would've gone with Allahkazam

gently caress that's so much better

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

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