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I Was The Fury posted:
They dismantled them right around the same time Obama had to give back all the guns his jackbooted thugs took.
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Why can't he just use the same FEMA death camps that Obama built?
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ElGroucho posted:LOL, that should be enough to make a wall from Socorro to San Elizario in El Paso County lol, 'sup EP?
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Director of National Intelligence Nominee: "Holy poo poo, India can launch satellites?!" https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/03/nominee-for-top-intelligence-post-shocked-by-indian-satellite-launch/
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Holy Loly y'all. I just learned that Ancient Egypt expert, Ben "But isn't He's a Surgeon?" Carson is going to be involved with this administration filling the role of head of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development. every week is a bouquet of lol just lol
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Holy Loly y'all. I just learned that Ancient Egypt expert, Ben "But isn't He's a Surgeon?" Carson is going to be involved with this administration filling the role of head of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development. One of these days someone's gonna give sleepy Ben a cup of coffee and we'll get to see some real poo poo
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The orange is spreading
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Jose posted:ben carson is now potentially in line for the presidency lol Sleepy Time Ben Carson government mandated nap time hour every day for all Americans. Sign me up.
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Mar 2, 2017 17:49
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Scary! posted:Sleepy Time Ben Carson government mandated nap time hour every day for all Americans. Sign me up. id be all about a nice mid day siesta
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"Go on, get out of here. Shoo." Dr Carson says, chasing the layabouts out of their public housing units. "It's time for my nap and I want you out."
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Mar 2, 2017 17:55
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It's not like he'll be doing any work anyway since apparently he knows the best people and will hire them to do the job.
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who is this and where are the lols
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The Archaic posted:It's not like he'll be doing any work anyway since apparently he knows the best people and will hire them to do the job. problem: all the people who ben Carson would hire live exclusively in his imaginarium
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Lucky Guy posted:who is this and where are the lols She was the white lady who dressed in blackface and was president of her local NAACP chapter and got outed on TV by her parents. She claimed she "identified as African-American". The real lols came when people were like "she's a weirdo because she identifies as black and yet we allow men to identify as women and vice versa!?!?!?!" because that's the same apparently.
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Lucky Guy posted:who is this and where are the lols A white lady that worked for the naacp and pretended to be part black. Her white parents and family outed her. Dunno what it has to do with tRump, but still lol worthy
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The Archaic posted:The real lols came when people were like "she's a weirdo because she identifies as black and yet we allow men to identify as women and vice versa!?!?!?!" because that's the same apparently. I would like to know more about the difference
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Jose posted:he gets all his info from fox news lol And he does not really take security reports/intelligence reports seriously at all. which is such a mindbogglingly dumb ignorant thing. imagine the crazy secrets that you would have access to whenever you wanted it. you could learn all sorts of crazy things that 99.9999% of the world will never know and Trump is like "meh i dont care". Waterbed Wendy posted:Holy Loly y'all. I just learned that Ancient Egypt expert, Ben "But isn't He's a Surgeon?" Carson is going to be involved with this administration filling the role of head of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development. you're eating some stale, stale bread dude. Betsy DeVos is the Sec. of education as well, and her bio is equally nuts as far as choosing her in that role. Tumble fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Mar 2, 2017 |
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White House Intelligence briefings? nah, just fox and friends, cuz
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bag em and tag em posted:"Go on, get out of here. Shoo." Dr Carson says, chasing the layabouts out of their public housing units. "It's time for my nap and I want you out." Lol he chases after them rattling a tin can full of pennies
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Moridin920 posted:im still pretty sure he doesn't realize he has command of the CIA/NSA/whoever tbf he probably de facto doesn't lol
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Moridin920 posted:im still pretty sure he doesn't realize he has command of the CIA/NSA/whoever hopefully the fake news media keeps him too busy to realize that Arrhythmia posted:tbf he probably de facto doesn't lol yea im pretty sure the intel organizations are going to give him the training wheels version of control for his entire term Tumble fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Mar 2, 2017 |
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"NSA find out who is doing all the bigly immigrant crimes!" "Okay" *nsa returns to rousing game of darts*
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Arrhythmia posted:"NSA find out who is doing all the bigly immigrant crimes!" Trump: "I want a drone strike on.... ISIS. Get the big guys in charge that's what we should be doing!" CIA: "Good idea! Let's watch it live!" *Loads up that YouTube video where the Apache chopper kills a bunch of Taliban in IR, making a careful point to show the donkey pooping* Trump: "THIS IS GREAT WORK. JUST TREMENDOUS. Rewind that pooping part. Does it pee too?!? I think it pees." CIA: "It does pee as well sir, good eye." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4YR95IC4qk
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I wanna be a fly on the wall in the Pentagon room where there are the joint chiefs and poo poo and Trump comes and goes "OKAY. TODAY. You will give me a plan for the defeat of ISIS."
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Tumble posted:you're eating some stale, stale bread dude. Betsy DeVos is the Sec. of education as well, and her bio is equally nuts as far as choosing her in that role. Don't Trump all over my lols, I can lol at whatever and whoever I want to with out considering your opinions on who deserves the lols and who does not. Please suck on it.
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Moridin920 posted:I wanna be a fly on the wall in the Pentagon room where there are the joint chiefs and poo poo and Trump comes and goes My guess is that every intelligence official has prepared some sort of important briefing and every time they reach a talking point they look over at trump who's on his phone just typing away
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Madcosby posted:My guess is that every intelligence official has prepared some sort of important briefing and every time they reach a talking point they look over at trump who's on his phone just typing away Interdepartmental Intelligence Memo: All intelligence briefings must be accompanied by a Presidential "tl;dr" summary.
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Don't Trump all over my lols, I can lol at whatever and whoever I want to with out considering your opinions on who deserves the lols and who does not. Please suck on it. Trump's probably got a few Waterbed Wendies in his administration too
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Cobweb Heart posted:Wendies lol wtf
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http://theslot.jezebel.com/sean-spicer-once-dressed-up-as-a-giant-rabbit-and-crept-1792891561 Spicer dressed as an Easter bunny
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Kumo posted:lol, 'sup EP? Drat, I've been discovered
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Madcosby posted:White House Intelligence briefings? Get briefings about the important stuff going on in the world daily? nah, I'm a genious, I need them once a week. Multilake fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Mar 2, 2017 |
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Mar 2, 2017 18:58
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Moridin920 posted:Interdepartmental Intelligence Memo: Executive summaries are already a thing. The policy is they'll need to summarize the executive summary into a a tl;dr summary to be printed on thick, sturdy cardboard like those books for toddlers.
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Intelligence summaries have a 140 character limit
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New CIA summary posts: North Korea released nerve agents on dissidents. Sad!
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Trump's congressional speech getting called out by the Daily Show was amazing and you should go watch it. Basically it shows footage of Trump performing at a rally back in April talking about how easy it is to act presidential. http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-acting-presidential-easy/story?id=38621656 Trump's speech is a total loving farce and the media ate it up
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