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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Agrajag posted:

yeah yeah we get it you worship the ground bill mitchell walks on

dont be jealous of his adonis chin

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lol

just got the same laugh I got when I read the Colorado letter to the editor where the lady was afraid that if they legalized pot that all the snowboarders on the mt's would be zooming around while stoned.

hahahahahahahahaha

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Lastgirl posted:

babylonianthinkingface.png
🤔👽🔫😨 !!!

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Fuschia tude posted:

He's 4-way tied for senators least-voting Trump's way, along with Merkley, Booker, and Warren (Gillibrand is least)





KICK EM OUT

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i can't believe that the 45th president of the united states of america, donald j trump, has been impeached

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



ohhhh where's that bill
up on capitol hill
best get you a quill

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


loquacius posted:

Booker being on this list is why I'm worried about "opposing Trump" being the new bar set for "leftist" btw

Like, start with opposition to Trump being the baseline for being a Democrat and judge individuals by their policy goals instead as per usual, just no Booker/Cuomo 2020 pls

his base is so angry that he suddenly supports a bill he voted down previously, if Booker fucks up at all his base will devour him alive. I'm not too worried tbj

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

theflyingexecutive posted:

it's called dadbod, we've been over this. The weird part is that he's totally hairless

That was before he started taking those male virility pills.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/837352492178497537

We are now living in an RPG.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/ZephyrTeachout/status/837353893206048768

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/837354615872028672

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

DrPlump posted:

Hot drat liberals he got you good there!

shut up

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

I don't get this. Sessions is asked what he would do if the allegations (of communication between the campaign and the russians) are true. Instead of answering that question, he volunteers that he was a member of the campaign and says that he's not been in contact with Russia. That is evidently not true.

If he was asked a very specific question about whether he had discussed the campaign with any Russian officials then that would be somewhat different, although he'd still be in a difficult position.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Coolguye posted:

🍫☕️👍😋😫

😂

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

sheesh theyre protecting this bill like it just committed a hate crime

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i want that bill!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

dont be jealous of his adonis chin

that stubble, the knowing cocksure smile, that blue piercing the reality veil from the scrunched up wrinkled slits he calls his eyes

and he consistently has denied us escape every time from the astral prison in which all mattering is locked within.



mitchell stockholm syndrome :negative:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
bullet-proof vest on the bill as its carried into committee

sleeves all cut off so it doesnt hang itself in its cell

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

paranoid randroid posted:

sheesh theyre protecting this bill like it just committed a hate crime

its an illusion, it doesn't exist

just post people on government payroll aka taxpayer money to guard an empty room~

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Weird science

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

TildeATH posted:

Those turkeys are gonna eat that cat.

I'm not kidding.

Even deer are known opportunistic carnivores.

if theyre gonna eat the cat why the gently caress are they performing some loving illuminati ritual?

RIDDLE ME THAT!

L-Boned
Sep 11, 2001

by FactsAreUseless
Democrats doubling down on the same stupidity that lost them the election.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
they're unironically pulling a hillarycare, nice

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


rand short so what

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lastgirl posted:

that stubble, the knowing cocksure smile, that blue piercing the reality veil from the scrunched up wrinkled slits he calls his eyes

and he consistently has denied us escape every time from the astral prison in which all mattering is locked within.



mitchell stockholm syndrome :negative:

zordon's midlife crisis was rough

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
this stunt by ryan is going to fracture the entire caucus and I'm going to laugh my loving head off

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Agrajag posted:

lol so they are guarding a room that doesnt have the bill? wut?

The bill actually escaped in a different room. That room, when it was knocked on its side, was revealed to be full of sand.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Agrajag posted:

if theyre gonna eat the cat why the gently caress are they performing some loving illuminati ritual?

RIDDLE ME THAT!

they're just waiting for it to die all the way :(

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the GOP healthcare bill was inside us all along

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Agrajag posted:

if theyre gonna eat the cat why the gently caress are they performing some loving illuminati ritual?

RIDDLE ME THAT!

Benjamin Franklin Was Right

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Perfectly Safe posted:

The bill actually escaped in a different room. That room, when it was knocked on its side, was revealed to be full of sand.

I think The Room is a pretty apt description for this entire thing, yeah

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


That's a good letter you all should read it

18 USC 1001 baby

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

logikv9 posted:

the GOP healthcare bill was inside us all along

except this is a Saw movie

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



you have to kiss three maidens fair to receive the magical key that will unlock the bill after you defeat the gorgon blocking the path to the volcano where it is hidden

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Two words: useful idiot.

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib
maybe the obamacare replacement death panel papers are inside of trump and the 5th element was love all along

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
nothing(vic)burger

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Alan Is More Upset posted:

maybe the obamacare replacement death panel papers are inside of trump and the 5th element was love all along

bannon. bannon my man I ain't got no spice

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

logikv9 posted:

the GOP healthcare bill was inside us all along

[puts hand on chest and feels no heartbeat]

oh my god i dont exist either NOOOO

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

L-Boned posted:

Democrats doubling down on the same stupidity that lost them the election.

Doubling down on stupidity is actually what won the election so I say

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