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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Lastgirl posted:

[puts hand on chest and feels no heartbeat]

oh my god i dont exist either NOOOO

*red king ed balls wakes up*

"woah that was a hosed up dream, I gotta stop eating pizza before naps"

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DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I have the key to the room but the bill like all other items has been removed from the room. I tried resetting the room several times to confirm.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


Bill Quest: The Search for the Session

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Agrajag posted:

if theyre gonna eat the cat why the gently caress are they performing some loving illuminati ritual?

RIDDLE ME THAT!

Wild turkeys are creepy fuckers

I was once stalked by a gang of turkeys through a cemetery, no lie

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Chokes McGee posted:

bannon. bannon my man I ain't got no spice

bannon, why do you keep buzzing at me? are you trying to tell me to leave?

<steve bannon says nothing, but his jaw falls open and a flood of maggots and locusts erupts from his pestilent form>

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Lastgirl posted:

its an illusion, it doesn't exist

just post people on government payroll aka taxpayer money to guard an empty room~

How hilarious would it be if some journo sprinted in there past the guards with a camera and found the same pile of manilla folders full of blank paper that Trump used as props.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
all birds remember that they once ruled this world as scaly kings

they will never forgive us mammals for our usurpation of the land

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i'm calling it now, paul ryan is smuggling the bill up his rear end

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

i'm calling it now, paul ryan is smuggling the bill up his rear end

somehow does this tie in with how thirsty he was today?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Coolguye posted:

planescape did it first


👌💸👋 !

Updated my journal.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

redneck nazgul posted:

bannon, why do you keep buzzing at me? are you trying to tell me to leave?

<steve bannon says nothing, but his jaw falls open and a flood of maggots and locusts erupts from his pestilent form>

steve bannon: oogie boogie's less attractive evil twin

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

tacodaemon posted:

i'm calling it now, paul ryan is smuggling the bill up his rear end

he's been borrowing mac's workout bike lately, he'll do fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZdqjt8ihkY&t=5s

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




what

why is this

why would they

i don't understand :psyduck:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Remember when they impeached Clinton for less than what sessions did

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


This is the best episode of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

financially racist posted:

what

why is this

why would they

i don't understand :psyduck:

just wait till the musical episode :/

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
They guy at the top of law enforcement for the whole country shouldn't lie under oath. hot take!

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Baloogan posted:

somehow does this tie in with how thirsty he was today?

That was from the pretzels.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



loquacius posted:

Wild turkeys are creepy fuckers

I was once stalked by a gang of turkeys through a cemetery, no lie

"you're gonna be the next one buried here, fucker"

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


financially racist posted:

what

why is this

why would they

i don't understand :psyduck:

the bill doesn't exist

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Agrajag posted:

if theyre gonna eat the cat why the gently caress are they performing some loving illuminati ritual?

RIDDLE ME THAT!

Turkeys are cowards, the worst kind of cowards, too. They're waiting for the first turkey to take a bite to make sure the cat isn't faking them out. After that, they're gonna dig into that kitty and rub the blood all over their turkey faces.

How do you think turkeys get red faces, anyway?

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Cspammy QOTD:

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Serf posted:

if jeff sessions resigns he will be replaced by mysterious mustachioed man seff jessions

hello my name is ffej snoisses

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

TildeATH posted:

Turkeys are cowards, the worst kind of cowards, too. They're waiting for the first turkey to take a bite to make sure the cat isn't faking them out. After that, they're gonna dig into that kitty and rub the blood all over their turkey faces.

How do you think turkeys get red faces, anyway?

man you really hate turkeys

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Turkeys are retards who will drown looking up at the rain. Trumpeys IMO

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/837359090913402881


fuckin lmabo

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Quote of yesterday whatev

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
What is the point of guarding the bill? At some point it's going to have to be made public and voted on anyway. Why are they trying to hide it?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
hahahahahahaha aaaaahahahahaa

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The letter says he lied in a written response as well

A lot harder to weasel out of the written response

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




well if they learned about it from the fake news then clearly it's fake

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Big Fat Iguana posted:

What is the point of guarding the bill? At some point it's going to have to be made public and voted on anyway. Why are they trying to hide it?

It doesn't exist.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i love 2017 so much

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Big Fat Iguana posted:

What is the point of guarding the bill? At some point it's going to have to be made public and voted on anyway. Why are they trying to hide it?

Message control

Last minute horse trading

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Lol

He lied to trump nice

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene


Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
they are moving a secret bill around while sessions is running around trying to keep his job


yes, this is the right day for dr carson to get confirmed

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I feel like the GOP might be bad and dumb.

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