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Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


euphronius posted:

It's already been reported they talked about the election

Amazing

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
The richest nation on earth with the power to kill everyone like 3 times is a big joke. lmao

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I wish Charlie Kaufman was allowed to make more movies also

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



tacodaemon posted:

just heard that BERNIE is calling for sessions to resign

bernie sessions

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
its kind of weird reality is too goofy to be mirrored in house of cards nowadays

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Ryan: "my obamacare repeal and replace bill look great!"

Reince: "it's just a single page that says "kill all poors" in comic sans

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

euphronius posted:

It's already been reported they talked about the election

Wait, what? Where? They have verifiable proof of this?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Also low key story was yesterday when the pentagon said they are bypassing the wh wrt Yemen and then today it turns out there was a Huge bombing of Yemen

If it's true the pentagon bypassed the wh uhhhhh...

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Mariana Horchata posted:

DOUBLE TROUBLE



True or false, these two have kissed

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Venuz Patrol posted:

there's the sword

https://twitter.com/MJMcKean/status/837303082220404736

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

CAROL posted:

its kind of weird reality is too goofy to be mirrored in house of cards nowadays

On the other hand, now that we know once and for all that suspension of disbelief is a false god, writers are free to do whatever the gently caress they want with themselves!

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Former Everything posted:

sessions fixin' to get the flynn bus treatment

The wheels of the Trump train are lubricated by the blood of those constantly thrown underneath it.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

Also low key story was yesterday when the pentagon said they are bypassing the wh wrt Yemen and then today it turns out there was a Huge bombing of Yemen

If it's true the pentagon bypassed the wh uhhhhh...

In hindsight I wonder if that should not have been greater cause for alarm.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

TheBigAristotle posted:

True or false, these two have kissed

Lindsey O. Graham?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

TheBigAristotle posted:

True or false, these two have kissed

idk my name isnt Lindsey O. Graham

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ex post facho posted:

Cspammy QOTD:



:kiss:

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Nah, piece of cake. Leahy's letter asks if he talked to Russians "about the election". Without a recording, it's easy to deny that.

the only letter i need from that drunk bastard is confirmation that he's in the next tpb season

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
i yearn for the yellowstone caldera to sprinkle my state in a fine layer of volcanic ash

or launch me into space, either's fine with me tbh

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


TheBigAristotle posted:

True or false, these two have kissed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f28klp1qQGI

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol all this stuff is actually happening in real life and meanwhile trump is busy looking at ships

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

tacodaemon posted:

lol all this stuff is actually happening in real life and meanwhile trump is busy looking at ships

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

tacodaemon posted:

lol all this stuff is actually happening in real life and meanwhile trump is busy looking at ships

yeah they've transitioned to just curating his entire reality for him now so he can't freak out and cause problems

it's great, our president can't be trusted with any kind of information, he's that mentally hosed

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I think about that quote all the time. :allears:

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Office Pig posted:

man you really hate turkeys

You ever wonder what kind of bird that is yelling in Baloogan's av?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The nyts justice dept source says the Russian spy* and sessions may have talked about the election and did talk about relations between the us and Russia which is strange considering he was on armed services not foreign relations

*ambassador

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Office Pig posted:

man you really hate turkeys

Walked up to a turkey in the woods outside my house one day and had a staring contest. Turkeys are assholes.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

oh nice

https://twitter.com/netflix/status/837362156723056641

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

euphronius posted:

This search for the paper bill is nice synecdoche

Synecdoche is a noun, loser.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ex post facho posted:

Cspammy QOTD:



the last words would be

BUT

HER

EMAILS

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


tacodaemon posted:

lol all this stuff is actually happening in real life and meanwhile trump is busy looking at ships

I can only hope that the news media reports on both of these when they know trump is watching

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

TildeATH posted:

Synecdoche is a noun, loser.

It's a sailboat, you dumb bastard.

nopants
May 29, 2004
buttery males

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

It's like a romantic comedy where at the end they realize they all talked to Russia but no one told eachother but now that it's out they can all love eachother

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TildeATH posted:

You ever wonder what kind of bird that is yelling in Baloogan's av?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg_belm6apc

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

prefect posted:

It's a sailboat, you dumb bastard.

it's a town in New York idiot

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Alter Ego posted:

I have this mental image of a guy taking his hat off, throwing it on the floor, and jumping up and down on it going "Oh, dog DANG IT!"

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I HATES PRESS

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

FAUXTON posted:

The bill is in the basement of the fuckin' alamo

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

W's ethics lawyer

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/...ww.nytimes.com/


Sessions may be done

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TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

prefect posted:

It's a sailboat, you dumb bastard.

For some people a sailboat is a synecdoche.

For some people illiteracy is a synecdoche.

For us, a giant rampaging conspiracy to kill all truth and institute fascism is a synecdoche.

For the completely and utter lack of matters that anything does.

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