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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

moveable shape posted:

eat poo poo le pen

The offence being considered is "publishing violent images", which under certain circumstances can carry a penalty of three years in prison and a fine of 75,000 euros ($78,930).



I'm not sure that should be illegal.

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837396779222073345

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Please don't doxx me like that.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

COMEY, IS THAT YOUR DIRT
NO BOSS
I HEAR TELL THAT'S YOUR DIRT. I NEED IT OUT OF BOSS EVANS'S DITCH, COMEY
-

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

well yeah. comey went to bad for trump and helped nail the last few nails in her coffin and kept his job for ignoring the russia poo poo. if trump/sessions/etc go down. comey will as well.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

oh you stupid son of a bitch, if you'd like to commit professional suicide just send a letter of resignation to trump's desk

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


YERRRRRR OUTTA HERE

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Usually its best to wait until the weekend to take on Big Nut Milk

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

that poo poo is like dukakis on steroids

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Coolguye posted:

oh you stupid son of a bitch, if you'd like to commit professional suicide just send a letter of resignation to trump's desk

how would holding a press conference be worse for him than resigning?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Squizzle posted:

well i think we gotta agree to disagree on this friendo, i guess the slow grind of time and law and language will sort it out with or w/o us haha!!

Sorry; I'm feeling cranky this afternoon. :shobon:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Celery Jello posted:

rand paul is wandering around the basement of the capitol with a copy machine in tow trying to view the draft republican health care bill, and another congressperson was seen talking about the ACA to a statue

none of that is an exaggeration

also Nancy Pelosi unleashed the hounds

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
TBF as somebody who grew up loving Top Gun I was grinning like a god drat fool the first time I ever got to see an arrested landing on a carrier.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

:getin:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Not a Children posted:

YERRRRRR OUTTA HERE

you don't resign in press conferences. this is a denial, possibly saying "I will recuse from blah blah blah in order to fulfill my obligations to be impartial" or something like that.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




:jackbud:

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




oh my god if he loving resigns i won't even know what to do with myself

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Pollyanna posted:

how would holding a press conference be worse for him than resigning?

it is not wise, when the hounds are baying at your fence, to slather yourself in steak sauce and open the front door

gregday
May 23, 2003

Not a Children posted:

YERRRRRR OUTTA HERE

Please turn away if this will offend you

*says his own name backwards. Disappears back into the elf dimension*

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
sessions is not resigning in a press conference you goobers!!!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Thoguh posted:

I'm a bit behind on the thread. Is it to late to be making Nick Cage/National Treasure jokes about the health care bill?

yeah, there was a photoshoped National Treasure poser with Rand's face so.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

vegans everywhere start protesting, then stop because they're really tired

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

so, will it be recuse or resign or double down?

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Schnorkles posted:

sessions is not resigning in a press conference you goobers!!!

you're such a downer man

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Perfectly Safe posted:

I can't be the only person to forgive him that because he's easy on the eyes.

He has a wattle and jowls. Seriously, it's not hard to find cute dudes in this world. Even qt old politicians. But Rick Perry? Blech.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
We taking bets yet on whether sesh will punk out or double down

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


sup budd dwyer

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Dapper_Swindler posted:

so, will it be recuse or resign or double down?

Probably double down, maybe recuse. Definitely not resign.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

financially racist posted:

oh my god if he loving resigns i won't even know what to do with myself

he won't resign. resigning publicly at a presser simply isn't done - it robs the POTUS, your ostensible boss, of the opportunity to talk it through with you. he's either going to announce his recusal and try to step back quickly or double down and get combative. possibly both. that said, it is a humongous mistake to face the press on the very same day all of this poo poo is exploding in your face. he's the most delicious piece of meat on the circuit right now and he's just offering himself up and asking people to be gentle.

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

Dapper_Swindler posted:

so, will it be recuse or resign or double down?

physical challenge

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Schnorkles posted:

sessions is not resigning in a press conference you goobers!!!

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009


:getin:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
He's just going to tell everyone how disappointed he is in us and that he doesn't want to hurt us but sometimes that's really the only way to teach a lesson.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I would like Jeff Sessions to know that I'm going to be high as gently caress for his press conference.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Coolguye posted:

he won't resign. resigning publicly at a presser simply isn't done - it robs the POTUS, your ostensible boss, of the opportunity to talk it through with you. he's either going to announce his recusal and try to step back quickly or double down and get combative. possibly both.

asserting anything wrt this administration seems folly imo

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
BREAKING: sessions to address how nintendo switch carts taste all bad like, nintendo it is not up to you to tell me what to put in my mouth PRESS CONFERENCE OVER

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Coolguye posted:

he won't resign. resigning publicly at a presser simply isn't done - it robs the POTUS, your ostensible boss, of the opportunity to talk it through with you. he's either going to announce his recusal and try to step back quickly or double down and get combative. possibly both.

comedy option: he blabs about everything and we destroy ourselves within the week

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