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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

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Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Samurai Sanders posted:

Seems like a reasonable thing to do. I never got what the big deal about Palin writing her notes on her hand was either, compared to all the actual awful things about her.



It speaks to a level of preparation that would be inappropriate for a college student, let alone the leader of the free world.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Kawasaki Nun posted:

It speaks to a level of preparation that would be inappropriate for a college student, let alone the leader of the free world.

It seems you also didn't come prepared.

Sad D.A.R.E. cars:



felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009
https://twitter.com/BlackAutonomist/status/836951989925916673

FCKGW
May 21, 2006


3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

odiv
Jan 12, 2003

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/836975202085003264

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
https://twitter.com/congressedits/status/836990200500871169

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
She's literally a meme ma'am



E: Selina becomes a meme after getting photographed playing with her phone at an important event:

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Mar 1, 2017

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

mlmp08 posted:

It seems you also didn't come prepared.

Sad D.A.R.E. cars:



Grandma is doing a nickel upstate for running a oxy ring.

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
For those who read Oliver Twist and rooted for Mister Bumble.

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Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


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Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Meanwhile, reporting from the other side of the aisle

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/837153102193020928

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
I like this one.
https://twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/837156912449781760

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Today's NYT Crossword Mini:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
From the Southern Edition:


Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010

Gorilla Salad posted:

From the Southern Edition:




"Emu On". I'm shocked that this newspaper so brazenly publishes a rallying cry fanning the flames of a horrific conflict on the other side of the world.



That said, I suppose southerners don't have many options when it comes to military defeats more demeaning than their own :bahgawd:.

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

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Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003


State senator's "business degree" actually from Sizzler

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



https://twitter.com/briangaar/status/837382976904249345

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

This is like a dasharez0ne but for 'political trucks'

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/832681594468986883

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Well, that whole "not making GBS threads ourselves" thing didn't last long.

https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/837408867982114817

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/837420164647895040

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Mar 3, 2017

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet




https://twitter.com/emarl_/status/822544387041333248

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!
https://twitter.com/derik_saari/status/837397000064663552

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VqJwCgM5kgk

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

I don't get it.

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Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRJcsDojdtz/

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

That looks too bright to be a blood pancake, although I have to confess I haven't tried cooking with menstrual blood so maybe that bakes differently.


twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

The dark red color of blood lightens up when you mix it with milk and flour.

...I assume.

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GaFWuJj3LY

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The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/837691717025415168

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