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Epic High Five posted:It's almost like those two sources in particular are extremely, extremely bad about covering US politics Ah, I see... more fake news
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I couldn't help but notice that the whole "alabama leprechaun" viral video years ago was from Mobile, where sessions is based probably a coincidence tho
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Squizzle posted:if at the end of successfully outrunning a man-hungry bear you broke yr ankle tumblin down a ravine, the ravine tumble isnt more interesting than the bear even if the bear never actually hurt you and the tumble did you have more legal basis for a lawsuit against the ravine company than u do against the bear
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Jazerus posted:could you hypothetically describe him as a goblin?? i always thought that goblin was (((goblin)))
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Real Talk: I don't presume to know wtf all this Russian poo poo is about and I don't think it's prudent* for Dems to accuse him of being bought off or a Manchurian candidate, but anyone seeing this much smoke without at least wanting to check for a fire is a loving giant stooge and should get hosed bigly. NO PUPPET NO PUPPET YOURE THE PUPPET if you can casually explain that outburst I'll indulge this
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Jazerus posted:could you hypothetically describe him as a goblin?? hes more of a spriggan
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Fullhouse posted:he's giving a press conference in 20 minutes to Fixed this for you. He's gotta get started fast before more damaging info gets leaked.
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sessions is holding a press conference to announce that the south won and he was the general that won it
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theflyingexecutive posted:Someone pls post a pic of young lindsey, homo all i have is this card he left me 
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tenderjerk posted:sessions is a russian puppet, is an irl elf (standard bog-elf, not magical elf), has just a ton of marbles or hard candy in his mouth & refuses to remove them when speaking hes a sludge elf and im downloading patch 0.13 
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TwoStepBoog posted:Sessions lied about having contact with Russians was rando carrying a printer so america would pay attention to him????
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Sessions will regale us with the tale of that one time he was in a barber shop and a kid wearing leg braces ran by real fast.
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GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL. PRAISE THE EMPEROR BATTLE BROTHER
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This ambassador guy isn't very discreet about talking with people he shouldn't be and has given the whole game away. Wouldn't be shocked if he got a visit from the polonium fairy soon.
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tenderjerk posted:sessions probably cannot mount a warg without getting a herniated disc, so no can dicks even get hernias
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zen death robot posted:What the hell happened with Sessions https://twitter.com/spacecrone/status/837323737389203456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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mormonpartyboat posted:can dicks even get hernias No but they can break
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tenderjerk posted:I couldn't help but notice that the whole "alabama leprechaun" viral video years ago was from Mobile, where sessions is based No way. I live here and I've seen him in the night spinning hay into gold and stealing newborns.
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prefect posted:The offence being considered is "publishing violent images", which under certain circumstances can carry a penalty of three years in prison and a fine of 75,000 euros ($78,930). Europe is really repressive on poo poo that we'd consider a basic human right over here. That it's going to be used to lock up someone who is a major rising political star is also not a good sign. Otoh if every single person who voted for Le Pen and Le Pen herself died tomorrow in an act of God France would be better off, so I'm not particularly conflicted over it.
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Fullhouse posted:you have more legal basis for a lawsuit against the ravine company than u do against the bear you can file vexatious suits against the bear until hes financially ruined from having to fight them tho
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Headlines for 3/3/17: Rand Paul beats Trump with Nintendo GameCube
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Sessions is going to deny deny deny and blame obama plants
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Radium code gonna poo poo itself in 10 minutes
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euphronius posted:Sessions is going to deny deny deny and blame obama plants big weed conspiracy
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i liked the xfile that tweet name references, just letting you all know
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Business Gorillas posted:*in a bad thread voice* Yeah, I mean it's obvious the Clintonian wing is using this to cover the stink of failure but anyone who thinks that's where this is all coming from, rather than a rather lucky break on their part, is hosed up and dumb. There was really weird Russian poo poo going on with his campaign all the way back to the primaries and all through the general.
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Alter Ego posted:That 4chan dude is gonna look real stupid He made that post at 11:30am eastern time. MAYBE HE KNOWS????
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Business Gorillas posted:anyone got a link to the thing https://www.c-span.org/video/?424859-1/attorney-general-jeff-sessions-holds-news-conference
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euphronius posted:Sessions is going to deny deny deny and blame obama plants you know Obama plants would be a good name for weed (marijuana)
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