CapnAndy posted:

Meanwhile, Albuquerque lies in smoking ruins.

bunnyofdoom posted:

And the sentry hasn't even gotten there yet.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I have facial blindness but the type where everyone looks like Mark Richt.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

The Sequel to Shallow Hal You've All Been Waiting For

Pvt.Scott posted:

Ha! You've activated my trap chair!

Blue Upholstery White Finish deals 7000 damage to your Beetus Behemoth.

Memento posted:

Alaska is really nice, except for the state bird.

nerdz posted:

I had to look into this and it really is a lovely rear end bird

Memento posted:

I actually meant the mosquitoes. They're a serious problem in the summer. I really have nothing against the :squints eyes: Willow... Ptarmigan?

Forgall posted:

somekindofguy posted:

Too bad the mods got rid of the MY SEXUALITY WAS TURNED INTO A MEME BY IDIOTS filter.

Forgall posted:

i'm ate

VanSandman posted:

How has vore been turned into a meme?

Outrail posted:

Because it's a wierd not too offensive fetish and idiots eat that up.

Hihohe posted:

More like it eats up them. HEYO.

VanSandman posted:

How has vore been turned into a meme?

Barudak posted:

Friends wedding had very little food for the tapas style infinite appetizers so the friend ripped into the catering company. Turned out distant family she had not wanted to invite but was pressured into ran a rotation where they stood by the kitchen door, took all the food, slid it into plastic bags, then took those full bags in their oversized purses before one by one going to the car to dump them into a waiting cooler. All told probably 20-30 odd pounds of food was taken this way. When confronted they stated it was a wedding and if she wanted everyone to eat it was her fault for not getting more food.

Redeye Flight posted:

I don't care if it's a joke, I will not play in a clan with CUCK anywhere in the name. I'm perfectly fine with PANSY.

warcrimes posted:

hitting too close to home?

Palpek posted:

Another Kong poster:

ruddiger posted:

Reminds me of the 40 Year Old Virgin poster.

Palpek posted:

Jedit posted:

Jesus, this forum. People can't even succeed at kink. Someone links to a kickstarter for a fleshlight rip-off and within 45 minutes you'll have three goons saying "well I tried masturbation once but it felt too much like a social activity."

InitialDave posted:

Seems like the thread to espouse my Tea Bag Engine Theory.

Now, y'all must've encountered teabags. Even those of you in the regions where "tea" is something you drink cold and sweet while contemplating how good your sister looks in those Daisy Dukes. I ain't judging (you're not wrong, she's nice), I'm just saying.

Anyway, teabags. They were invented by accident. Or "on accident" if you will insist (gently caress off back to English class). Well, anyhow. What's pertinent to this story is a chap named Thomas Sullivan. He's from New York, but we won't hold that against him. Y'see, Mr Sullivan, he recognised that when shipping relatively small quantities of tea, it being a light product, packaging was a waste of money. But you have what is effectively a premium product, and cutting down on packaging has to be done without seeming cheap.

So the solution is a light package in a classy (really classy, not "girl ordering a Babycham at a Newcastle bar in 1972" classy) material. That material? Well, what else, it's got to be silk. Ship those tea leaves out in little silk bags, and the people used to small wooden boxes won't think you're a bit of a peasant, but you still save on the shipping.

Now, you don't want to insult your customers, so we'll leave it as read that it's understood that the packaging is, well, packaging. That's a good idea, y'know, don't want to be seen to be talking down to people. Unfortunately, it wasn't "understood", and people just dunked those silk bags into hot water to release the brew held captive within. Over time, people realised that even the silk was unnecessary overengineering, and paper would last just fine for the duration of the dirty deed of dunking (that's what us big boys call "alliteration").

Which leads to InitialDave's Tea Bag Theory of Italian Automobiles.

You're really buying a beautifully engineered, premium engine. Everything else is just packaging to help you get it home, and will probably start to disintegrate when exposed to moisture.

Terrible Robot posted:

How Italian cars are like tea bags

Alaois posted:

this is trying so hard to be funny i wanna stomp on this guy's foot really hard

Alaois posted:

this is trying so hard to be funny i wanna stomp on this guy's foot really hard

yeah I eat rear end posted:

The worst is the super try-hard fake southern accent voice he is shooting for.

Alaois posted:

except it insults the south in the first paragraph so I think they were shooting for a british accent???

Alaois posted:

except it insults the south in the first paragraph so I think they were shooting for a british accent???

Nordick posted:

Now that you mention that, you could pretty much sell it as something from Stephen Fry in QI.

EDIT: Except Fry could probably make it actually funny.

Ularg posted:

8

Jestery posted:

Yeah that minion coffin is an emotion that English doesn't have words for.

Awfully sombre?

Solice Kirsk posted:

The word you're searching for is "sad."

yeah I eat rear end posted:

It's bad either way. I never heard a british person say y'all though.

Chichevache posted:

I'm from the west coast and I use y'all. I admire the South for inventing a convenient and non-gender-specific form of addressing groups. It's far superior to the contemporary Californian use of "you guys".

the d posted:

tea bag engine theory-

u know teabags?
a rich dude wanted to cheap out on shipping leaves to ppl in stupid wood boxes
so he said 'silk bags for my tea crew, more money for my me crew, lmao' and sold it in sacks
normies started putting the whole bag in water but it worked and made good tea so they went even cheaper with paper and thats teabags

*leans in close, fingers on bowtie* let me tell u about italian cars: the theory of the d
you get that primo tea (the engine is the tea) inside a cheap package (the car part is the teabag) that will fall apart when it gets wet (like a teabag in too long) ayyyyyyy

Shugojin posted:

No one ever remembers Pittsburgh and "yinz". For good reason, mind you.

Young Freud posted:

Yeah, Alien:Covenant went to one of those films this year I will now actively avoid. I mean, that comment about everything being completely quiet when it shouldn't should provoke a Rick & Morty "cob planet" reaction and everyone scrambling back into the ship. I can already see it's going to be the worst elements of Prometheus on display.

got any sevens posted:

A guy nicknamed Freud avoiding an Alien movie?

FreudianSlippers posted:

Hey, sometimes a dick-bug rapemonster is just a dick-bug rapemonster.

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

well both bannons are race bannons, in a way

Sagebrush posted:

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Don't kinkshame

RyokoTK posted:

:jamesjoyce:

U.T. Raptor posted:

Lurdiak posted:

This one time I played Minecraft for way too long on my server, and then I looked and saw it was like 4 am, and I thought to myself "I should really go to bed, I'm exhausted" so I walked up to my cabin in minecraft and clicked on my bed.

That is probably the dumbest I've ever felt.

PJOmega posted:

Zeris posted:

There are no NYC trains you can board from both sides of the platform

There are no assassin run hotels that accept gold doubloons as payment in NYC. ^2

K. Waste posted:

There are cops in NYC.

BarbarianElephant posted:

The Russian ambassador must be very boring because no-one in the Republican party can ever remember what he said, or even if they ever met him. I imagine he just drones on about borscht.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

bitcoins are good" -someone who played a night elf female 100% guaranteed