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caligulamprey posted:I think you mean the Nothing But Trouble bit-player. There was a period where literally every time I turned Comedy Central on, that movie would be playing, and it'd be so grotesque that I'd turn it off again after like ten seconds.
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Incorporating IMAX into the poster like it's part of the scene is so tacky. Part of me wants it to be in the actual movie though. *cyberpunk Scarlett Johansson slams the thug into water* *a giant IMAX logo appears in the background while everything goes into slowmotion, THX cue sound drowns out everything* *lights go up in the theater for the scheduled Coke break*
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Disney has a pretty great deal with Pirates of the Caribbean where they can basically recast the entire movie with whoever they want except for Johny Depp and people won't even bat an eye.
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Palpek posted:Disney has a pretty great deal with Pirates of the Caribbean where they can basically recast the entire movie with whoever they want except for Johny Depp and people won't even bat an eye. See any horror franchise ever
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Palpek posted:Disney has a pretty great deal with Pirates of the Caribbean where they can basically recast the entire movie with whoever they want except for Johny Depp and people won't even bat an eye. I was wondering about that with that poster, actually. Were Bloom/Knightley in 4 or did they get recast even for that one? I didn't bother with it.
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Their characters were just straight up not in it due to a shift to Jack Sparrow as the sole central character of the series.
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Mahlertov Cocktail posted:I was wondering about that with that poster, actually. Were Bloom/Knightley in 4 or did they get recast even for that one? I didn't bother with it. Their story ends with the third one. I doubt Disney is going to bring them back any time soon.
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DrVenkman posted:Their story ends with the third one. I doubt Disney is going to bring them back any time soon. Yeah I mean I'm sure they save on actor budget by switching to younger unknown clones (based on the above poster, anyway).
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Plus, Orlando Bloom is an episode of a Jamie Oliver cooking show. He can't just drop all that to go star in a movie.
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Bloom and Knightley hopped off the franchise after 3. Although I think Bloom is in this one and supposedly Knightley has a mid-credits cameo to set up her returning for a sixth movie. Because we really need a sixth Pirates movie.
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Palpek posted:Disney has a pretty great deal with Pirates of the Caribbean where they can basically recast the entire movie with whoever they want except for Johny Depp and people won't even bat an eye. I would argue Geoffrey Rush can't be recast
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Orlando bloom is 100% in the new one. He's in the trailer shown during the super bowl
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As much as I like this show, I watch about one episode a month. I've been following Rose McIver ever since she was doing sketch comedy on YouTube.
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Waffleman_ posted:Their characters were just straight up not in it due to a shift to Jack Sparrow as the sole central character of the series. That said, isn't this new movie supposed to be about Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley's kid?
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Evil Mastermind posted:Well, it's also because On Stranger Tides was a stand-alone novel that came out long before the first PotC movie that got turned into a Jack Sparrow movie. Its a shame because On Stranger Tides is a great book and iirc the 4 main characters could totally be adapted to fit the 4 main characters in the PotC movies... But they screwed it all up. I still enjoy the 4th movie, but its easily the weakest of the lot.
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BlueBayou posted:I still enjoy the 4th movie, but its easily the weakest of the lot. The dance sequence is loving brutal
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The Cameo posted:Because we really need a sixth Pirates movie. Yes. Yes we do. I unapologetically love both the FF and Pirates franchises. They are ridiculous, over-the-top fun.
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Not fourth one.
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The fourth one was mostly ruined by the shoehorned love story between two super-bland characters and it looks like the same deal with this one. Bardem looks pretty rad as the villain though.
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This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate so brave on the seven seas
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flosofl posted:Yes. Yes we do.
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Stare-Out posted:The fourth one was mostly ruined by the shoehorned love story between two super-bland characters All of the PotC movies has been ruined by that.
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flosofl posted:Yes. Yes we do. Remember when they hanged a child in the third movie? What a lark.
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And More posted:Remember when they hanged a child in the third movie? What a lark. It's cool and good to tonally change the film as it goes on.
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And More posted:Remember when they hanged a child in the third movie? What a lark. Yeah. That was pretty cool.
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CelticPredator posted:It's cool and good to tonally change the film as it goes on. This but unironically?
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CelticPredator posted:It's cool and good to tonally change the film as it goes on. To bad the pirates movie never bothered to do that.
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I will absolutely go see this new pirates movie if only because of Bardem and ghost sharks.
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Samuel Clemens posted:This but unironically? I wasn't being ironic. And if you don't think the last 2 Pirates films don't juggle around tones like crazy, not sure what film you were watching. We get hanging of a kid in the opening scene of Pirates 3, then a goofy rescue where they casually, and also accidently, shoot many women in the face, which leads into weird madness, to more goofy rescue, to a death of a major character, to more weirdness, to more death, and more weirdness and comedy, and action, and body horror and comedy and DEATH and love and HOLY poo poo. Apperently no one else finds this movie as insane as I do.
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CelticPredator posted:I wasn't being ironic. If by juggling you mean panicked flailing that results in dropping the ball, then I agree. edit: Surely, you can't find Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightley compelling, either. 
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Alhazred posted:All of the PotC movies has been ruined by that. Pirates 2 and 3 are the best examples of a studio not knowing what made the first entry a hit. It's like refusing to wash your jersey so you don't curse the team; they retained every element from Black Pearl out of sheer panic. Those movies would've been multitudes better if they jettisoned Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan, and just approached the movies as stand-alone episodes of Jack Sparrow's adventures. Hell, they could've put Keira Knightley in a red wig and made her a totally different character if they liked the actress, but creating reasons why those boring stock characters were still in the mix was exhausting.
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