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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Squizzle posted:

lmebo how do you people live w yr bullshit "hurtin his lordships feelings is a criming no-no" libel laws
Have you ever heard of the concept of a "drunken knife fight" or "voting for Brexit just to piss on their holiday plans"

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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



TwoStepBoog posted:

lol does anybody is administration even talk to each other? or are they all just guessing what each others next dumb loving move is

you know if you work with someone who's an rear end in a top hat you generally try to avoid them if you can so you don't have to put up with their poo poo?

the trump admin is like that but everyone is the rear end in a top hat

Mythical Moderate
Jul 5, 2002

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.




Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Not a Children posted:

Wonder how the_donald will rationalize this one

They'll shout "FAKE NEWS" at it until it's fried into a crisp nothingburger.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I genuinely can't believe they took a story they could have survived pretty well by letting democrats just trip on their dicks with it, and instead had Beauregard come out and take a dumperoo on stage

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Also, he didn't bring up why he never corrected himself in writing after the confirmation hearings. He also didn't bring up answering Leahy's written question with a simple "no".

Not good, from a crisis management standpoint.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

paranoid randroid posted:

so!

good press conference then?

if you're nite crew nihilism sure

if you're at all concerned about the integrity and credibility of our government on either side of the political spectrum, no

i found it HILARIOUS

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Robert Plant posted:

You throw Doug Prishpreed on that ticket and I'm game

Butter Boy is comin to town!

oh god some of the supporting cast of check it out is legitimately terrifying

actually... all of the supporting cast is

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/837413733693550592


paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i said a while ago that if Jeff Sessions is the brain-trust of your movement, you might not be as clever as you think you are, and im glad to be vindicated in that belief

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/837413823137075201

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Not a Children posted:

Wonder how the_donald will rationalize this one

The same way they do everything bad, ignoring it completely.

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

tenderjerk posted:

seeing jeff sessions cry is one of the few things I want to see from this administration

I LUST FOR BEAUREGARD PAIN

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
also I'm glad this further proves what most southerners know. Never loving trust a man named Beauregard.

Beau? Sure, Beau'll get drunk and help you steal a stopsign.

Beauregard is a fuckin dirtbag

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
reminder that Steve Bannon thinks this guy is hot poo poo

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Still think he's fired tonight

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Sessions contradicted himself like 10 times in that presser and probably made several things worse

I just don't even :psyduck:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 384 days!

William Bear posted:

Also, he didn't bring up why he never corrected himself in writing after the confirmation hearings. He also didn't bring up answering Leahy's written question with a simple "no".

Not good, from a crisis management standpoint.
Yeah, the whole thing was based around answering Franken's questions correctly, like we haven't moved huge steps past that and while that exchange may have sparked this shtishow, that isn't the news

God, he's legit kind of an idiot

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/837408305072984065

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Lastgirl posted:



i have questions

i have so many questions about the green solo cup he drank from

it's to go along with the new hat
https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/official-make-america-great-again-green-hat


Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


how dare he not say merry christmas

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Jeff will be your AG for eight years nice try fake news

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








The timing is just fantastic.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


when you're running a business or large organization, you're bound to get a few russian spies bent on destabilizing the american government working for you. they teach that, like, first day of business school. it's not surprising you jobless cucks don't know this!!!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

William Bear posted:

Also, he didn't bring up why he never corrected himself in writing after the confirmation hearings. He also didn't bring up answering Leahy's written question with a simple "no".

Not good, from a crisis management standpoint.

no, and the "gently caress this i'm out" at the end .... eesh

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lmfao

This is one busy ambassador

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
The first executive order from Trump's successor needs to be to find and burn every single one of those tacky loving hats. They are the stupidest goddamn thing in the world.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zikan posted:

my personal favorite meta narrative of this thread is you getting astounded by the crazy poo poo that happens btw

I'm completely baffled most of the time at how -bad- at their jobs these people are.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

That answer in GIF form...

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


holy poo poo I wish I had seen this live, that is perfect

like, before clicking I was like "can it really be a worse answer than Chafee's answer at the primary debate" and then I clicked and wowee

he was like "oh poo poo I just admitted to it ABORT ABORT" and hit the EJECT button without even taking a loving breath

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

tenderjerk posted:

Yeah, the whole thing was based around answering Franken's questions correctly, like we haven't moved huge steps past that and while that exchange may have sparked this shtishow, that isn't the news

God, he's legit kind of an idiot

Man from Alabama dumb

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Alter Ego posted:

The first executive order from Trump's successor needs to be to find and burn every single one of those tacky loving hats. They are the stupidest goddamn thing in the world.

they won an election because somehow the american public is stupider

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Schnorkles posted:

Sessions contradicted himself like 10 times in that presser and probably made several things worse

I just don't even :psyduck:

like i said, there are better and cleaner ways to commit suicide than slathering yourself in steak sauce and opening the door in front of a bunch of hungry dogs.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

moveable shape posted:

lol dude gently caress off back to breitbart Jesus D.C.

sure thing mr white noise poster, sorry the truth hurts your safe space

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Looooooooooooooooool

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

William Bear posted:

Also, he didn't bring up why he never corrected himself in writing after the confirmation hearings. He also didn't bring up answering Leahy's written question with a simple "no".

Not good, from a crisis management standpoint.

ah yeah that was the senators name

quote:

Jan. 17. Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) sends Sessions a lengthy letter asking about Russia (and a number of other things).


Several of the President-Elect’s nominees or senior advisers have Russian ties. Have you been in contact with anyone connected to any part of the Russian government about the 2016 election, either before or after Election Day?
RESPONSE: No.

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/837414563880513538

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